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23 Nov 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
There was a baby born..... and that boy grew to become the man we all know and love..... Yes that's right...

It's postie's Birthday
Soooo wish I was nearer to have a few with you... but I shall make it up on Saturday hunny

P.S...... please don't hate me for doing this

Miss tatty xpx, how could i ever hate you... rolleyes

:kiss: thanks for mentioning it, Ifeel all chuffed and stuff...
Thanks to everyone for the Happy Birthday wishes... dunno what to say, except ...
THANK YOU ! surprised

ops:
ps I am 37 btw

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Just back in now and can I tell you............IT'S BLOODY FREEZING outside :shock: :scared:
Still stick by my earlier forecast so dont be tooooo alarmed and go getting all over-dressed now :twisted: :twisted:

By the looks of it on the Glasgow munch thread Mr Laird, half of your countrymen are going to be chickening out of wearing a kilt....
Going to be left to the 1st Battalion of the English Skirt Brigade to uphold tradition biggrin

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by phillstarr
has there ever been?
is there ever likely to be?
if so when?
if not why not?
an sh convention.
somewhere where everybody can meet up for a couple of days, or a week or so. for one hell of a big p..s up. a massive social. i know if it was any more than that the lovely boys in blue would have somthing to say.
just wondering

Dontcha just love newbies !!!!
Take a look at the stickies in the Let's Meet Up section. ( the LMU )

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Yep! It's good... but thats only because the sense of community here is brilliant...
Now, go get a notebook and pen, leave it by your bed, write down those threads that come to you when you are laying there in the dark.... and in the morning ....
......... you wonder what the heck it is you were scribbling in the dark...

I didnt feel a thing! dunno

I did say I'd be gentleDark...

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by dambuster
It is certainly not my friend ! ! !
I'm trying to find a thread where someone (I can't remember who) posted a passage about misspelling almost every word but it was still readable provided you put (I think) the first and last letter in the right places.
?

Isn't that any post by debbiewebs??? :lol2:
bolt

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23 Nov 2005

Yep! It's good... but thats only because the sense of community here is brilliant...
Now, go get a notebook and pen, leave it by your bed, write down those threads that come to you when you are laying there in the dark.... and in the morning ....
......... you wonder what the heck it is you were scribbling in the dark...
biggrin

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23 Nov 2005

Well... has she? dunno

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Not an avatar - but I saw this hat and thought of Postie!!!!!

Now that's what I call a first class post. biggrin

And ..... the postman always knocks twice !! :rascal:

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23 Nov 2005

locked? :shock:

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Mind you - this also makes me think of him!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

and this makes me think of you !!

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
But I like Vanilla!
So why equate it to boring?

i also like vanilla - but the word is unfortunately equated to boring for whatever reason -
I think few people actually think of it as meaning boring.
just someone not into the lifestyle.
I, myself, am as close to vanilla on here as you could get.
I would not consider myself as boring.
(....waits for the comments that 'Yes, Alex, you are a boring sod'.....)
innocent

:grin:
Predictable..........
So, predictable........
rolleyes

What was that Granny Vanilla???

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
But I like Vanilla!
So why equate it to boring?

i also like vanilla - but the word is unfortunately equated to boring for whatever reason -
I think few people actually think of it as meaning boring.
just someone not into the lifestyle.
I, myself, am as close to vanilla on here as you could get.
I would not consider myself as boring.
(....waits for the comments that 'Yes, Alex, you are a boring sod'.....)
innocent

:grin:

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
It says on the good old trustworthy weather forecast that it is going to be minus 10 degrees on Sat, is everyone still wearing a kilt cos I haven't booked mine yet!
Just a little bit concerned about the 'inspection' now you know!

Er yeah.... and I'm English... minus 10? Only outside!
rolleyes

soft jocks
Oh you are so in for it now matey... mad

:sparring:
promises promises!!! :lol:
bolt

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23 Nov 2005

Wikipedia has an interesting bit on the meaning and use of the word Vanilla in a sexual context.
you can read it here:

although this line of text caught my eye:
Being as the word 'Vanilla' is an etymological cognate to the word "Vagina", the term could also be used to refer to vaginal intercourse
hth

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Not an avatar - but I saw this hat and thought of Postie!!!!!

You were thinking of me ! biggrin

That'll do ........

Quote by LadyFeeBee
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That looks like his kind of dress sense
Fee
XX

Oi !

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Bad LadyFeebee...
I don't know what you mean :shock:
innocent

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Didn't most of us progress from being vanilla into this at some point along the way?

Well yes, I suppose we were all vanillas once....even blue. lol

:lol:
ooooooh , you're brave!

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by ptolemy1975
It says on the good old trustworthy weather forecast that it is going to be minus 10 degrees on Sat, is everyone still wearing a kilt cos I haven't booked mine yet!
Just a little bit concerned about the 'inspection' now you know!

Er yeah.... and I'm English... minus 10? Only outside!
rolleyes

soft jocks

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Night all. :wave: :wave:
Debz - back in your own bed!!! :roll: :roll:

you can't go sarge...... debz needs tucking in ......
( thats you up for another hour :rascal: )

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23 Nov 2005

night johnboy!

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Whether the mod was Blue or not, I doubt seriously that any of them hates you. They hardly know you, why would they hate you?

I think you will all find he is referring to me rolleyes

I have never said that I hate him, but he seems to have that idea seeing as I have banned him from the chatroom....
Oh and before anyone asks why... Just re-read his posts and you will get an idea......
Shireen
Don't think we need to Shireen the fella has made an arse of himself here enough. A light-hearted thread has been hijacked by someone who needs a couple of sandwiches to make up a picnic.
Enough's enough David. People offer you advice, if you don't take it ,your call, just stop the whining and weird stuff or be prepared to put up with a lot more piss-taking.
/idiot-rant

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23 Nov 2005

The address is :
PO Box 69
Scarborough
England
simple as....
Oi Harry.... you don't get away that lightly you know. You are part of the fixtures and fittings and as such you are an obligated memebr of the COMMUNITY. So, stop shirking, get a round in, and enjoy those sleepless nights..... you can always sleep at work ...
And if it comes to it we'll start a campaign to only reply to your posts so you get here every day lol

and where is your leave application?? Eh? Eh?
No permission - no leave !

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22 Nov 2005

Excellent post chimpolata !
Erm.... totally stuck for anything to say though ...
not married, no kids, erm....
my cat would be homeless. rolleyes

buggery, I am depressed now.... can't think of any difference i have made .
will come back when i have thought of something positive.... :cry: ( i may be gone some time)

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22 Nov 2005

they're half Canadian??
Well bugger me!
We should break into a rendition of " The Canadian Kilted Yaksmen" ( google it) on their behalf..........
Our Country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses
And we have to clean up after them
And our saddle soars are the best
We proudly wear woman's clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts
And the buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes will devour us whole
Our bones will bleach in the sun
And we will probably go to *thbppth*
And that is our great reward
For being the-uh Ro-yal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
Ren & Stimpy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay !

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22 Nov 2005

Quote by berksbex
LOL! I'm pissing myself (don't get excited all thoes who are into water sports, it's just a figure of speach!)
This thread reminds me of being at school, you know when the teacher has to pop out for a minute and all the boys start messing about :P

postie pokes berksbex in the eye (singular) hehehehehe
Bex nicks posties schoolbag (more like a sack) spills out the contents and finds strawberry flavoured condoms (full pack) old boot (1) un-posted mail (325) tape measure (1)
:P
postie laffs at berksbex "pissing herself" .... Pissy Pants Bex flipa

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22 Nov 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
:shock: The ***********************marmalaid************************* was playing with Chris' name! - that was part of his question!
FB wanders off muttering about cheats and bloody tell-tales

oopsy daisy FB redface

I just soooo wanna see you clubbing it hunny wink

and i sooooooooo don't want to see FB advancing towards me with a huge strap-on if i lose this challenge :shock:

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22 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird
:shock: The ***********************marmalaid************************* was playing with Chris' name! - that was part of his question!
FB wanders off muttering about cheats and bloody tell-tales

erm.. and perves???? :lol2:

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22 Nov 2005

Quote by berksbex
LOL! I'm pissing myself (don't get excited all thoes who are into water sports, it's just a figure of speach!)
This thread reminds me of being at school, you know when the teacher has to pop out for a minute and all the boys start messing about :P

postie pokes berksbex in the eye (singular) hehehehehe

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22 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
along the top side, what you would see if you were looking down on it?

A tape measure dunno

For Happy Cats that'd be his belly then.....

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22 Nov 2005

go on, tell the daft bint! Can't wait for the redface

.....

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22 Nov 2005

Quote by AtomCom
I just want to see if I have something I can offer .. lol
What to know if I can be called WE or VWE or VVWE ... lol

or maggot? :lol2:

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