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22 Nov 2005

Quote by TallFunLondon
Didn't most of us progress from being vanilla into this at some point along the way?

Good point, but did you come here as a ready formed swinger, or did your lifestyle suggest that this is what you may be interested in? Or were you a vanilla who has been swayed?
I think since finding SH I have become more open sexually, more relaxed, and certainly having a lot more fun. But that was starting out from a point where I was probably already a swinger anyway. Or at least very sexually open and un-inhibited, but have become more so now.
Strangely not long before I joined this site I was in a vanilla relationship. Jealousy was one of the things that finished that, some on my part and some on her part. But it made me realise that I never wanted to have those kind of jealous feelings again as it wasn't me in the least. It hadn't happened in previous relationships.
Anyhows, bluexxx is going to kill me for getting all serious, so I am off
bolt

bolt

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Postie - did you see that site I found for you and your cock problems?

innocent

what dear?
flipa

flipa

Ahh is that where you got to then wink

wink

redface

admittedly was looking at it..... very informative
especially the bit on ....
gerontophilia. evil

evil

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Postie - did you see that site I found for you and your cock problems?

innocent

what dear?
flipa

flipa

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Reese
You leave your Colonial Legalese outside the door Reese matey

Oops, sorry 'bout that...had assumed it to have permeated the international lexicon. redface

redface

Quote by warwick
Reese you are so cruel my friend

Am not!! 'Twas an honest inquiry, is all. Besides, I don't think he fancies me anyway. :cry:
(will get me coat, now)
Awww Reese ..... can't say that I do, but having met you I think you are a really nice fella and there's no need to get your coat....
( did i just say an American was a nice fella?? Bloody Hell, he must be then! )

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Reese
Hmmm just wondering is all.......

Ah, postie, postie, postie... I do hope this thread doesn't imply what I think it does. confused

confused

~Reese!

surprised

(taking the 5th)
You leave your Colonial Legalese outside the door Reese matey biggrin

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I fear it does my friend....
innocent

innocent

:gagged:

22 Nov 2005

Hmmmm don't know if i can vote in this one. " What cock size would I LIKE....
If you mean would I like mine to be bigger, then well, yeah... rolleyes

rolleyes

If you mean if I HAD to have one inserted in me... then under 3 inches please biggrin

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22 Nov 2005

Quote by 34fun
just remember you have to go off shift... and your colleagues might not be on the same wavelength as you !!!
be careful postie

I have thought about that andhopefully people will be at least a bit discreet about what they write on an open postcard , and to NOT address it to "Swinging Heaven" ....
though I reckon eventually something will be seen, they may not link it to me, and if they do ....
well... flipa

flipa

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
HC - did you hear a faint pathetic crowing noise?

Nope... that was the fizzing of your Steradent.... rotflmao

rotflmao

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra

Just to confirm, I was acknowledging Alexandrias fantastic line
So good I dont need to add anything to it
You crowing prick you! :lol:

Why HC....
I THANK YOU! (best Arthur Askey (yes I am that old) impression)
And I'm old enough to get it, playmate!
Worrying isn't it! :shock:
Can't you two carry on this flirting down at the Darby and Joan club??? rolleyes

rolleyes

22 Nov 2005

Quote by warwick
Good point DD it would be terrible if this thread kept being pushed to the top and embarrasing you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It'd be terrible biggrin

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22 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Psst Alex over here
It wasnt a joke really hes just concerned that 12" is abnormal :shock: but dont worry Ive pm ed him and put his mind at rest, Ive told him in this cold weather its nothing to be ashamed of and anyway some people prefer small :idea:

Ahhhh OK Warwick - the poor lad - I bet he was getting a bit of a complex.
Nice to see you being compassionate!
Eh? What? 12" ? What did i miss? ( and I asked you that privately Warwick :roll: )
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22 Nov 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
What do you call your bits ?

I'm not in the habit of talking to my penis, but if I were I suppose to call it Cuthbert would be as good a name as any.
"Good morning Cuthbert, nice to see you up and about, what would you like to do today?"
Yep, but what does Cuthbert call you???

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Of course it is.
You can't hear them crowing in the morning if they're too small. :P
Jas
XXX

Always found out the smaller they are, the more they crow
Well mine wakes me up in the morning :shock: never heard it crow though ....
The prick on the end of the cock does a lot though! flipa

flipa

Genius should be acknowledged!

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm guessing you mean acknowledging my genius dunno

dunno

Thanks Miserable Cat Bastard biggrin

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BUT
does cock size matter????

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Of course it is.
You can't hear them crowing in the morning if they're too small. :P
Jas
XXX

Always found out the smaller they are, the more they crow
Well mine wakes me up in the morning :shock: never heard it crow though ....
The prick on the end of the cock does a lot though! flipa

flipa

redface

you getting me back for hijacking your ski-ing thread? Bah! ( can't deny it though)

22 Nov 2005

I have shagged Vanillas but don't recommend it
the chocolate melts and the white filling gets everywhere.....
( seriously, I wouldn't even try now with a vanilla, would mean giving up too much and soooo tedious, in general.)

22 Nov 2005

Sorry to be a day late NN, missed this yesterday somehow rolleyes

rolleyes

Congrats on your 1st SH anniversary ! Yep you yap like it's going out of fashion, but it wouldn't be the same without you ! kiss

kiss

22 Nov 2005

Quote by outlaws2001
Of course it is.
You can't hear them crowing in the morning if they're too small. :P
Jas
XXX

Always found out the smaller they are, the more they crow
Well mine wakes me up in the morning :shock: never heard it crow though ....

22 Nov 2005

Quote by berksbex
Hmmm just wondering is all.......

test

Ahhh is the cold gettin to you? wink

wink

It is b'bex. Starting from a poor position anyways this artic weather is doing me no favours at all.... biggrin

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22 Nov 2005

Quote by bisto kid
Double Standards!
Abuse of position in the community Postie tut tut

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:thumbup:

22 Nov 2005

Quote by A_geordie_chameleon
Of course it matters thats why I have 2 cocks. I have an internet cock of 12 " to attract the more discerning lady, and one only half that size which I carry around for convenience and ease of deployment in the real world ;-)
Mick

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oooh can i nick that response, it's excellent!

22 Nov 2005

Quote by little gem
I know he had his eye on the ice climb as I dragged him off to the warm and cosy cinema!

Gem. x

Really? Does Ice know about this? Can we make it into a new munch game?

22 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I'd say the bigger the better................
...................... but then I'd be lying...........
hehehehehehehe
:lol: :lol:

i thought you'd say more the merrier actually...
and you a liar... nah... fact. biggrin

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22 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
:roll: :roll: :roll:

sorry Alexandra.... I'll toddle off now ( and make no mention of snowballing again or things going down-hill fast)
Oh I love the down-hills - especially doing them fast! biggrin

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It's the moguls I hate! :shock:
Are The Moguls those famous Austrian ski-ing brothers??? dunno

dunno

22 Nov 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
to me... personnally... nope

(psst... did the test work??)

dunno yet

22 Nov 2005

Hmmm just wondering is all.......
bolt

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test

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
:roll: :roll: :roll:

sorry Alexandra.... I'll toddle off now ( and make no mention of snowballing again )

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
never skied but would love have ago at snow boarding, or this just for sking?

Any snow sports!
Snowballing??? :shock:
ONLY if it involves frozen water which had drifted down in flakes from the clouds, settled on the grounds, collectedfand ormed into a spherical shape in temperatures below freezing. rolleyes

rolleyes

Not sucking cum out of someone then dunno

dunno

innocent

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
never skied but would love have ago at snow boarding, or this just for sking?

Any snow sports!
Snowballing??? :shock:

22 Nov 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Fantastic! Well done that Postie!
I so wanted to send a postcard from Egypt, but had nowhere to send it to. I even still have the stamp, now you've gone and made it possible.
:thumbup:

Marms! I saw you log on and post from Egypt and sent you a hasty pm asking you to send a card, but I missed you by minutes it seems. I left the pm there until you got back and then deleted it. Next time eh?
On another note. I have been thinking about using PO Box 69 as some kind of central point of contact for anyone who is offline forother reasons.....
Such as Vix yesterday when her computer crashed, luckily she was only offline for less than a day, but it can be a way for people to just let others know they are OK and it'll take xxx weeks for them to be online again.
I'm sure I could think of other uses too wink

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22 Nov 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Have you seen that fabulous advert for Sony, with all the brightly coloured balls bouncing down the street?????
There's been some amazing adverts, but I'm absolutely mesmerised every time this one comes on, it makes me smile from ear to ear. I'd LOVE to be there when they did that, the kid in me comes right to the surface.
Now try really hard to stay off the subject of sex here folks :giggle: tell me what makes you smile like that..... a heart lifting moment that almost makes you cry coz it's so beautiful
:happy:

Sorry to pop your bubble of watching it happen, but about 99% of it is CGI. The SF streets were filmed with a motion tracked camera using several balls as scale/travel markers, the rest was all done in post and composited in later. Still, you would at least get to go to 'Frisco, but trust me, watching the filming would be very boring
You forgot to add Bah Humbug at the end there m2pu rolleyes

rolleyes

Bet you are off to shout at sparrows now for being cheery...
(or are you MCB in disguise?)