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postie
1 month ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Buntingford
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Not too much wrong with your Ad there matey...
although personally I would tidy up the spelling a bit ( and only the Americans drop the U from humour
)
As for the Bi bit.... you should be sure you want to and not put it in hoping it improves your chances. Couples looking for a bi male will be disappointed if you decide on the night you aren't really bi.
Only other thing is you may get trawled for paysites and fake ads if you leave your email showing. Always better to have it as anonymous and to lose it from the blurb too... that way only site members can access it and it makes life easier and less timewasting for you...
Other than that a nice advert... honest and open. Hope you have a lot of fun ( you'll need it in Lincs :D)
although personally I would tidy up the spelling a bit ( and only the Americans drop the U from humour
) As for the Bi bit.... you should be sure you want to and not put it in hoping it improves your chances. Couples looking for a bi male will be disappointed if you decide on the night you aren't really bi.
Only other thing is you may get trawled for paysites and fake ads if you leave your email showing. Always better to have it as anonymous and to lose it from the blurb too... that way only site members can access it and it makes life easier and less timewasting for you...
Other than that a nice advert... honest and open. Hope you have a lot of fun ( you'll need it in Lincs :D)
Having voted it could be improved..... and after seeing Mr Discreets excellent graphics work, i thought i'd make a stab at improving the design too, using my incredible artistic and graphic design capabilities.....
so... you can use this if you want !!!
( and seriously... it looks like she is squatting down for a number 2 IMHO)
so... you can use this if you want !!!
( and seriously... it looks like she is squatting down for a number 2 IMHO)
Quote by marmalaid
*cough
Oh sorrybut is this still going on??
*tatty is waiting to see before she toodles to bed
Yep still ongoing
Think we have mistake number 7 in the bag..... and i can spot 2 mistakes there ( i think)
Marmalaid and " perves"
woo hoo :lol2:
Actually, with perves I thought she was talking about the president of Pakistan, General Perves Musharaf(sp?)
don't know the spellin g either for Musharaf... maybe we should ask FB
This is what happened to me the last time I was in Scotland... bloody Tayside Constabulary snatch-squad ripped my trousers clean off. Can't a raving leftie go on a picket line without a burly copper trying to pull you out of the crowd by the waistband of your trousers???? Got myself banned from Dundee for three months until my trial where i was found " not proven".... because I was innocent 
and before you ask.... it was muddy, alright!!!
and before you ask.... it was muddy, alright!!!
ops: )Quote by Deviated Prevert
where have you been living for the past 15 years ffs
Well said NN.
I remember going to see Green Day at the Reading Festival, I think that was back in August 1995 and they'd released a couple of albums by then (Dookie was the latest one, IIRC).
I saw them at Reading last year, headlining on sunday night, listening to them perform " time of my life (good riddance)" as the closing song of the festival as a relationship crashed and burned around me... sad but unforgetable...
Quote by EagerSlut
Right. Bonzo_uk I officially declare you the 30,000th member of SH so you win the voucher for a shag from another member/mod. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
All you need to do to claim your reward is to PM someone you fancy and tell 'em that you've won Eagerslut's voucher for a free shag for being the 30,000th member to register on SH! :P:wink:
Welcome to SH Towers. Good luck and happy hunting!!
ES :rascal: :rascal:
PS Try the Mods first, or if you really want to aim high you could always try the Admins!:whistling: :whistling:
EagerVouchers :bounce: brilliant.. can I cash them in for stuff at Marks and Sparks?
Scurries off to look at things in the M&S catalogue ( if they have such thing
) Quote by LadyFeeBee
( bloody whinging Jocks)
OI You.... me and you will be having words....
Quickly followed by ME!!! :smackbottom:
Fee
XX
Oh no... I insit you first
:wink:Want to do a joint effort?
Sort him out good and proper
Fee
XX
YAY! You two can sort me out for being very naughty about the Scots, even if you do have cold hands Lady Feebee...
:rascal:
Quote by Ice Pie
The ESB can wimp out if they want ;) My cloth, all eighteen feet of it, has just arrived and the weather can do what it likes, I'm bloody wearing it. :P
This member of the Ist Battalion English Skirt Brigade isn't wimping out... :shock:
8-)
Quote by fabio grooverider
I have had a look at the 10 day forecast for glasgow... at the moment it is predicting scattered showers and cold on saturday...
sean (chuffed i will be wearing trousers on saturday!!!!!)
So you have wimped out of joining the English Skirt Brigade then? I was looking forward to seeing you in your Clan McGroovrider tartan and all...
Quote by Jags
Just seen it on the BBC weather report, predicting heavy snow and winds coming in directly from the artic by friday to affect Scotland and northern England. :shock:
Hmmm.... might have to something on under my kilt now
:shock: :shock: :shock: No self respecting kilt wearer would have anything on under a kilt
You could be in for a severe beating up!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
:P
Not even a hot water bottle??
