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1 month ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Buntingford

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Just seen it on the BBC weather report, predicting heavy snow and winds coming in directly from the artic by friday to affect Scotland and northern England. :shock:
Hmmm.... might have to something on under my kilt now wink
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Dearest Dawnie - a 10 every time I stare into your ..................... eyes
Avator, avator - what avator?

Creep rotflmao
*Off to bin the jar of coffee that I keep in for guests
What a waste of Mellow Birds!!!
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I was also checking to see if my posts were being removed. It would appear so as this my 3rd and the only one still on the site.
Not sure why my previous ones were removed so quickly (within a few minutes ) as I did not break any of the rules.
Bizarre site this. I can talk about daytime television but not BDSM. How odd.
Back to work for me then.

If you wanted to know why your posts were removed why not just pm a moderator but I would also consult this as well http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/aup.html
In particular where it states that it is unacceptable to make posts purely for the exchange of pictures and videos
Hope that helps
Steph biggrin
sorry steph... didn't mean to jump in before you there... i dunno what came over me, being all helpful and stuff. I'll leave it to the experts and go back to taking the piss.... :D
i think you'll find you did break the rules which is why it was removed and not just locked.
"Forcing" your wife to do anything, even if you use the get-out that she wants it, is against the rules. And offering to buy videos of other members shagging is also against the rules....
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Sitting at home watching Diagnosis Murder on BBC1 at the moment.
Is it me or is Amanda ( Victoria Rowell ) the sexiest woman on tv?

Are you video'ing it??? I can swap you for a copy of Quincy biggrin
rotflmao
(and Victoria Rowell looks entirely plastic... no interest here)
Being a single fella on here has it's advantages and disadvantages - if I was to meet someone vanilla then the subject would be mentioned very early as I'd not want to give this lifestyle up. Though I know I am not looking to meet anyone in the "vanilla world". So, to answer your question... if i became part of a couple, YEP... it'd have to involve swinging.....
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you'll be accused of cheating now..... rolleyes

Jealousy will get you no where Postie flipa
:smug:
Am not jealous , i am very happy you got one ( at last).
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
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rolleyes No piccies yet sad this woman sure does like to keep us in suspenders eh lol

maybe she crashed again? :shock:
:shock: don't say things like that... I'll worry all day now.... See i knew it had to change from a good day at some point... cheers postie :roll: humph
nah....she'll be tracking down that RAC man....
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No, I'm Meat2annoyu

have you forgotten who you are? lol
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rolleyes No piccies yet sad this woman sure does like to keep us in suspenders eh lol

maybe she crashed again? :shock:
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So, who sits in a garden like this ??

Davej dunno
Yes :shock:
Bloody hell, I got one :eeek:
:bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
you'll be accused of cheating now..... rolleyes
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FECK, FECK, FECK

we don't like your type around here :kick:
the dopey mare (tm me today) is sending me pm's now saying i cheated... stop it lol
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I think I was smile
It was 29999 when I registered :)
BTW - Hello....

:hiya:
we have been expecting you! And to start off by pipping "meat2annoyu" is not a bad start at all......
(it'll all make sense after a couple of months...)
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And I hope no oe is cheating by registering additional IDs!
Cos the Mods'll find out!

i think the nick " Fred the Medic" would be a dead give-away....
teeside_ben missed out on free blow-jobs for life by one place... :doh:
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and the gas board are digging up the road around the corner, so if you are going to the shops near me, i suggest you cut through the alley-way and turn left by the guitar shop...
:thumbup: :lol2:

Sod off that alley-way is full of Cat Poo lol
I'll go the long way round.
phredd
actually Fred, some bastard IS using the alleyway to let their dog have a crap... can't wait to find out who it is.... mad as I'll be getting my shovel out and flinging it back over their garden... grrrrrrr ( makes putting the wheelie bin out in the dark a tricky experience.... oooh, think i am off to the Steam Room with this!!!)
oooh , it's like awaitingt he arrival of the messiah...
are we going to send a load of pm's to the newbie???
Should we have a party?
Will they get banned in 5 minutes for posting crap?
dunno
and the gas board are digging up the road around the corner, so if you are going to the shops near me, i suggest you cut through the alley-way and turn left by the guitar shop...
:thumbup: :lol2:
I cheated? :shock: Hmmm... ok... can i start again?
Is it EagerSlut?
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Or... erm.... HLB ?

Yes rolleyes
stop rolling your eyes at me lass! :roll:
flipa I got one right!!!!
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someone say goat?

Goat.
ok...what do i win? biggrin
Is it Hornyred ( as it's the only way Dino will get a chance on the computer???)
Or... erm.... HLB ?
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I used to want a snake when I lived at mums, mainly cos nan said she wouldn't ever come to our house if I goit a snake... I figured that would be good cos she always gave me grief about wearing mini skirts lol :lol: :lol: :lol: (Awwwwwwww, loved her really though :rose: ).
I've had dogs, cats (under protest rolleyes ), rabbits, guinea pigs, budgies, stick insects, fish, and bred hamsters, gerbils, rats, and mice.... but never had owt unusual... I'm sooooooooooooooo boring confused wink
My ex bought some African land snails off the net a while ago... bloody massive things they were........ not sure whether he's still got em though

I thought you had some exotic pet named Ginty or something???? Not quite sure what Ginty is but rumour says Ginty is an Albanian Basking Wombat... can you confirm, as I hear they are quite rare...
:lol2:
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I don't play with friends and family

Always a good idea not to go asking the father in law for a shag rolleyes
who was driving??
If it was Reese, well, these things'll happen in fog....
If it was Vix.... rolleyes bloody women drivers :lol2:
oh and ... my thoughts and sympathy are with you all, including the car. ( hahahahahaha)
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would you like to be my mentor freckledbird?

vincie - you are new and if your post is genuine , then answer it.... don't just come on to FB asking for mentoring as it'll be seen as trolling. You posted a serious topic. Answer it seriously or bow out.
Up to you....
No. I think this fella is saying that why do people refer to the stereotype of all black men being well hung.
It a racial stereotype, it isn't true but it is perpetuated....
If someone wants black, fine. If someone wants well hung...then fine. But to use a racial myth... no.. is what i think this thread is saying.
Well said Mr Laird...
are we going to have a Mod/ Op protection team on standby though next weekend? I volunteer myself for first stint biggrin
Seriously though, it goes without saying that there is no one more dedicated to SH than the MOOPS tm me, today! ( sod that forward slash) . So, let them get pissed in peace !!!