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I the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
- I do physical labor
- I work at great depths.
- I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
- I do not get weekends or holidays off.
- I work in a damp environment.
- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
- I work in high temperatures.
- My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
The Penis
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
- You do not work eight hours straight.
- You fall asleep after brief work periods.
- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
- You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
- You will retire well before you are 65.
- You are unable to work double shifts.
- You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
- I do physical labor
- I work at great depths.
- I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
- I do not get weekends or holidays off.
- I work in a damp environment.
- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
- I work in high temperatures.
- My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
The Penis
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
- You do not work eight hours straight.
- You fall asleep after brief work periods.
- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
- You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
- You will retire well before you are 65.
- You are unable to work double shifts.
- You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
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Hi world,
Mrs TnH is no more, it is time to stand up and be recognised! SarcySue (TM SmokingJim & SmokingMuff) is born... I am the better half of TallnHairy, who has been here for far too long. Leaving me staring at the book wondering if he will ever get off the site. So now it is my turn, and we can take our place with all the other couples, fighting over the PC.
I am not expecting to be here as often as TnH, but if I am ever going to another social, it is not as Mrs TnH. I am neither Tall, and def not HAIRY. p.s. to break all the illusions, neither is he, he just got a beard you can lose a badger in and long hair. Then again I hear you all know that from the weekend
So hello all, and although it is nice to get PM's, the first 1 liner from a bloke was 4 minutes after Mr TnH activated the account. Fast work ... All the regs please feel free to PM me, but I am here socially, and very much unsure of the big world of SH. TnH is here to be my personal mentor, but I would like to avoid 'wanna shag' PM's if possible.
Mrs TnH is no more, it is time to stand up and be recognised! SarcySue (TM SmokingJim & SmokingMuff) is born... I am the better half of TallnHairy, who has been here for far too long. Leaving me staring at the book wondering if he will ever get off the site. So now it is my turn, and we can take our place with all the other couples, fighting over the PC.
I am not expecting to be here as often as TnH, but if I am ever going to another social, it is not as Mrs TnH. I am neither Tall, and def not HAIRY. p.s. to break all the illusions, neither is he, he just got a beard you can lose a badger in and long hair. Then again I hear you all know that from the weekend
So hello all, and although it is nice to get PM's, the first 1 liner from a bloke was 4 minutes after Mr TnH activated the account. Fast work ... All the regs please feel free to PM me, but I am here socially, and very much unsure of the big world of SH. TnH is here to be my personal mentor, but I would like to avoid 'wanna shag' PM's if possible.
