I've just checked the diary for next year and there's a fair chance that I'll be in Brum that weekend anyway. Please could you put me down as a probable, as I'd love to come but may need to pull out at relatively short notice.
Dan
I'm not sure who came up with that statement, but if it were true then I managed to completely miss my sexual peak.
The one thing I will say is that I've definitely got a lot hornier since I gave up booze about five years ago. I know I was a heavy drinker but it did surprise me when I realised exactly how much I'd been suppressing my own testosterone production.
Wow, good to hear that you got such a positive response.
I have to admit, when I heard about that attack I was pretty angry and shocked but unfortunately not very surprised. There's just too many violent racist arseholes in this country for comfort (incidentally my 'comfort zone' on this one would be none of the bastards).
Hello and :welcome:
hope you find what you're after and enjoy yourselves in the mean time
Fair play to you for wearing it in the first place Jiggle, you've got more guts than I.
This does remind me of when I was at school and had non-uniform days a number of the younger female teachers thought it would be a good laugh to borrow blazers and ties from a few of the sixth formers and dress up as schoolgirls. I can't say they were all amazingly convincing, but it did provide us with plenty of inspiration for teenage wank fantasies.
This is a really difficult one, there's so many people to choose from, but here goes:
Bill Hicks (not original but the first person I thought of - he was a genius)
Henry Rollins
Che Guevara
Howard Marks
Kevin Smith (the film director/comic book store owner, not the gimpy twat I knew in my first year at university).
Never had a pervy phone call, but I did once have an idiot call and threaten to come over and kill me.
Had I not known who it was (local chav kid who I'd had a run in with the previous day, I recognised the voice) I might have been scared. He was so stupid as to call me from his mobile and 1471 provided me with the number.
Rather than call him back and tell him exactly how many pieces he'd end up in after I'd finished with him I merely sorted out one of my bokken in case he really was stupid enough to come 'round, and then proceeded to search the 'net for websites where I could sign him up for SMS spam. I think he was getting about half the bible sent to him daily in individual verses (at last, a use for American evangelists), not to mention reminders to take his contraceptive pill at 5 am every morning.
Looks interesting, but after six months or so of ruling my own empire on I realised that games like this are far too addictive for me.
Might as well add my 2p on both points:
Favourite porn star would have to be a toss up (if that's not too bad a pun) between Aurora Snow and Christine Young.
Porn star name would be Thomas Poplar - I see this is made up in a similar way to blues names, which normally follow the affliction/fruit/american president formula (Blind Lemon Jefferson, etc).
I've got a few piercings, and used to have a few more.
Ones I've got:
Both nipples (one of the best decisions I ever made, they're at least 10 times more sensitive since I've had it done, and I can hang my keyring (complete with swiss army knife, USB flash drive, and minature fold-up pliers) off them to freak people out).
Tragus of right ear
A couple of holes in my left earlobe
Ones I've had in the past:
Left eyebrow (clashed heads in a rock club and took a small chunk out of the rim of my eye socket, so decided it'd better go)
Lip
a small ring placed horizontally just above my old chap (I've no idea if there's a name for this one, I did it myself 'cos I thought it might look cool but it moved around too much and was a bugger to heal).
.
... Some geezer rang my mobile to tell me that he was going to kill me cos I'd murdered his brother :shock: I said that his brother deserved it and that he shouldn't have pissed me off so much :grin: . He reckoned he knew where I lived so I said to save his phone bill why didn't he just come round for a brew and a chat 
. He hung up but kept ringing back 
but I won't hi-jack my own thread....