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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · West Midlands
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Orgasminator
Before I start this can I just say I am NOT judging or criticising anyone. I am genuinely intruiged as to why people thinkIT makes a difference.
What is IT I hear you wondering ? Well its simply this;
"Professional couple looking for", "professional guy seeking" and occasionally " Professional lady wants".
The thing that confuses me is why it makes a difference to us if someone is employed in a profession or not, would we really turn someone away purely because they did unskilled manual work for a living, and if we wouldn't then why do so many of us have to advertise the fact that we are professionals.
Do we really swing within peer groups dictated by intelligence or financial income ? I would like to think that we don't, but if not it leads me back to my original thought, why do we need to mention our employment at all.
Much as i stand to be corrected I can't recall every seeing an advert or profile which said "manual worker seeks" or "unemployed couple looking for".
Is it simply a case of internet snobbery that leads people to use the P work in there adverts and profiles or is there more to it than that ?
What is IT I hear you wondering ? Well its simply this;
"Professional couple looking for", "professional guy seeking" and occasionally " Professional lady wants".
The thing that confuses me is why it makes a difference to us if someone is employed in a profession or not, would we really turn someone away purely because they did unskilled manual work for a living, and if we wouldn't then why do so many of us have to advertise the fact that we are professionals.
Do we really swing within peer groups dictated by intelligence or financial income ? I would like to think that we don't, but if not it leads me back to my original thought, why do we need to mention our employment at all.
Much as i stand to be corrected I can't recall every seeing an advert or profile which said "manual worker seeks" or "unemployed couple looking for".
Is it simply a case of internet snobbery that leads people to use the P work in there adverts and profiles or is there more to it than that ?
Orgasminator
Quote by vaclad
Keep your eyes on Amazon they seem to get them in and then release them in small batches, be prepared to log in to their site at strange times tho! I work for Parcel Force and delivered 2 the other day that people had ordered at 1 am. £181 delivered! Personally we never buy into the 'must have' mentality but as parents we realise the disappointment that kids suffer and peer pressure. Still three weeks to go, hang in there and don't pay silly prices for one I bet lots appear very soon.
Don't hold your breathol, nintendo have confirmed that there will be no more in the country before christmas
Orgasminator
i have a technique which i can safely say has never worked yet ( but i live in hope), basically i find an attractive woman, sit at side of her in a jacuzzi and say ' westie i fancy the pants off you'.
Its never really got me anywhere but hey, one day she might have amnesia or summat lol
Its never really got me anywhere but hey, one day she might have amnesia or summat lol
Orgasminator
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
leaving socks on is wronger than a really really wrong thing from wrongville u.s.a ( population 103) riding a saddleless bike over cobblestones wearing noting but a 10 gallon hat with socks hanging off it
its wrong i tell ya
oh and its a turn off as well lol
leaving socks on is wronger than a really really wrong thing from wrongville u.s.a ( population 103) riding a saddleless bike over cobblestones wearing noting but a 10 gallon hat with socks hanging off it
its wrong i tell ya
oh and its a turn off as well lol
Orgasminator
Quote by Missy
I can watch and thoroughly enjoy a porn film but..... when it gets to the cum shot I either have to shut my eyes or, not only get totally turned off, but also go a strange shade of green
It always looks to thick and gloopy and, well...... chewy
I've not seen bum to mouth, or if I have I haven't noticed what it was, cos sure I would also go a puce colour at that too
Most other stuff I'm ok with thoEven the spitting to lube I find quite erotic in a seedy kind of way 8-)
did ya know that they often use raw egg white as a substitute ???,
god i move in the wrong circles lol
bad dubbing, crap music and shit dialogue...... all make a good porn bad in my eyes
Orgasminator
gis a job, I can do that
oh bugger wrong thread, although if ya setting up a club and need someone to search the ladies for hidden camera's etc on the way in.......
seriously, think this has already been said but, visit as many clubs as ya feasibly can, you will soon see what makes a good one and what makes a bad un
oh bugger wrong thread, although if ya setting up a club and need someone to search the ladies for hidden camera's etc on the way in.......
seriously, think this has already been said but, visit as many clubs as ya feasibly can, you will soon see what makes a good one and what makes a bad un
Orgasminator
i have lost count of the amount of people i have called a 'smeg head'
and 'stoke me a clipper I'll be back for xmas' is often my parting shot as i leave for work of a morning.
other faves are 'this time next year we'll be millionaires' 'look at what ya coulda won' and that all time classic which i still cry out when i encounter anything that causes me stress ' Mr Mannering Mr mannering'...... lol
and 'stoke me a clipper I'll be back for xmas' is often my parting shot as i leave for work of a morning.
other faves are 'this time next year we'll be millionaires' 'look at what ya coulda won' and that all time classic which i still cry out when i encounter anything that causes me stress ' Mr Mannering Mr mannering'...... lol
Orgasminator
as NN said we do full swap but that don't mean we wouldn't consider soft with the right people.
The occasions we have done soft swap meets have been very erotic, and I think because you know there is no point where ya can shove ya cock in and ram away like a good un to 'finish' people do tend to but more effort and be more creative with the things that can happen. Which do I prefer ??
hard to say but both certainly have their good points lol
The occasions we have done soft swap meets have been very erotic, and I think because you know there is no point where ya can shove ya cock in and ram away like a good un to 'finish' people do tend to but more effort and be more creative with the things that can happen. Which do I prefer ??
hard to say but both certainly have their good points lol
Orgasminator
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I have one of them electric toning machines which is basically same as a tens machine, have to admit i've never really though about putting it on my bits i've seen the way it makes the muscles in my legs twitch :shock:
Yeah I remember the howls of pain lol.
Wherever you decide to use it, keep it turned way down low till ya find whats a comfy level lol
