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sleazy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
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Orgasminator
Whilst I accept that what I am writing here is a slight detraction from the actual question raised in this thread I hope you will all agree it is still a valid point.
What I would like to see are the figures of how much of our donations actually are used for their intended purpose . Surely we don't all think the tv companies allow charities to advertise for free ?
I have a friend who is a regional fund raising manager for a 'main stream' charity and whilst I agree she is good at her job and generates money for her employers her salary of 48k + expenses would suggest that not all of what is raised goes where we intebd it to when we put our fivers in the collection box
What I would like to see are the figures of how much of our donations actually are used for their intended purpose . Surely we don't all think the tv companies allow charities to advertise for free ?
I have a friend who is a regional fund raising manager for a 'main stream' charity and whilst I agree she is good at her job and generates money for her employers her salary of 48k + expenses would suggest that not all of what is raised goes where we intebd it to when we put our fivers in the collection box
Orgasminator
the secret to getting lots of replies is..................
wait for it................
hang in there its coming...........
oh wait , no its not its a secret lol
I dare say every possiblibility has already been covered but my advice is simple..
get yourself known, whether in the forum, the chatroom or both, people will find it far easier to respond to you if they have already had 'some' contact, rather than you just being a name on a screen.
hope this helps
sleazy
wait for it................
hang in there its coming...........
oh wait , no its not its a secret lol
I dare say every possiblibility has already been covered but my advice is simple..
get yourself known, whether in the forum, the chatroom or both, people will find it far easier to respond to you if they have already had 'some' contact, rather than you just being a name on a screen.
hope this helps
sleazy
Orgasminator
Although details on are somewhat sketchy the location ( layby 200 yards of main road north of earl shinton) certainly seems to suggest that this could have occured in the dogging car park. Really very troubling news but time will out as they say as to whether it is dogging related or not.
If it is, then its a sad day for us all, I think everyone knows someone who has witnessed or been party to minor 'hassle' whilst dogging, but this is certainly a new level to me
If it is, then its a sad day for us all, I think everyone knows someone who has witnessed or been party to minor 'hassle' whilst dogging, but this is certainly a new level to me
Orgasminator
Ok,
So we all know you we can pay a quid, stick our wrists in a cuff which will inflate, deflate and tell us our blood pressure whilst a mild laser measures our height and a pair of pressure sensitive switches will send an electronic signal to a digital display that will tell us our weight.
If that's not our thing every week we can join a slimming club and have the same treatment for 5 times the price just so we get the 'personal' service.
Well I think its time we turned our back on technology and made use of the tools biology gave us. An easy guage of blood pressure is how easily a cock becomes erect :spit: or how red a clit will become under skin reaction can easily be judged by the odd spank
or teasing a nipple to erection "Sit on my face and I will guess your weight", its an old joke I know but the neck is a strong muscle so if that situation isn't comfortable then maybe your partner could do with loosing a few pounds 
. Sex should be pleasureable 
and not leave ya gasping for breath (no matter how hard n fast she likes it) so if it does, do it more often till it doesn't lol 
Come on people lets say
to calories,B.M.I's and 5 a day fruit n veg and fuck for health instead.
For more details and a personally tailored and supervised training plan please feel free to pm me lol
So we all know you we can pay a quid, stick our wrists in a cuff which will inflate, deflate and tell us our blood pressure whilst a mild laser measures our height and a pair of pressure sensitive switches will send an electronic signal to a digital display that will tell us our weight.
If that's not our thing every week we can join a slimming club and have the same treatment for 5 times the price just so we get the 'personal' service.
Well I think its time we turned our back on technology and made use of the tools biology gave us. An easy guage of blood pressure is how easily a cock becomes erect :spit: or how red a clit will become under skin reaction can easily be judged by the odd spank
or teasing a nipple to erection "Sit on my face and I will guess your weight", its an old joke I know but the neck is a strong muscle so if that situation isn't comfortable then maybe your partner could do with loosing a few pounds . Sex should be pleasureable and not leave ya gasping for breath (no matter how hard n fast she likes it) so if it does, do it more often till it doesn't lol Come on people lets say
to calories,B.M.I's and 5 a day fruit n veg and fuck for health instead.For more details and a personally tailored and supervised training plan please feel free to pm me lol
Orgasminator
i was once involved in a mmf 3 sum, at the end of it we were spit roasting this lovely lady who had ' instructed' me to cum on her arse when i was ready.
To this day i have never done it again but what transpired was this....
i reached the point were i knew it was inevitable, pulled out of her, gripped the bottom of my cock tightly to prevent myself cumming, pulled my condom off with the other hand then let go of my cock.
i missed her arse completly, in fact 'it' cleared her totally and smacked her poor husband in the face. I was so embaressed he was totally unipressed and she fell about in fits of laughter....
surprisingly i have never been asked back there lol
To this day i have never done it again but what transpired was this....
i reached the point were i knew it was inevitable, pulled out of her, gripped the bottom of my cock tightly to prevent myself cumming, pulled my condom off with the other hand then let go of my cock.
i missed her arse completly, in fact 'it' cleared her totally and smacked her poor husband in the face. I was so embaressed he was totally unipressed and she fell about in fits of laughter....
surprisingly i have never been asked back there lol
Orgasminator
my wife admitted it to her mother once.
We used to meet a couple regularly and play seperatley, her mother confronted her by saying that she had been seen in a pub kissing another man. Straight away my wife said, yes we are swingers while i was in the pub (sleazy) was at home shagging his wife. Her mothers responce.........
"Look if ya not going to be serious I ain't even talking to you"
who says honesty don't pay lol
We used to meet a couple regularly and play seperatley, her mother confronted her by saying that she had been seen in a pub kissing another man. Straight away my wife said, yes we are swingers while i was in the pub (sleazy) was at home shagging his wife. Her mothers responce.........
"Look if ya not going to be serious I ain't even talking to you"
who says honesty don't pay lol
Orgasminator
i have had 2 vasectomies now ( they aren't always successfull) so does that mean i should be having even more more fun, if so why aren't I lol
seriously, i haven't read every responce on this thread and i am sure that someone will have mentioned this before me but....... a vasectomy is no good at preventing stds so anyone that isn't 100% trusting of their sexual partner ( whether swinging or married etc) would be mad not to use a condom so why would haing a vasectomy make any difference what so ever
seriously, i haven't read every responce on this thread and i am sure that someone will have mentioned this before me but....... a vasectomy is no good at preventing stds so anyone that isn't 100% trusting of their sexual partner ( whether swinging or married etc) would be mad not to use a condom so why would haing a vasectomy make any difference what so ever
Orgasminator
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i am a true believer of if you pay cheap you pay twice too, saying that we all love a bargin lol
she nicked that from me she did,
its a lesson i learned very early on in life and one that i have believed ever since
I ain't opposed to a bargain, but i would rather have a good product cheaper, that a cheap product, if that makes sense
Orgasminator
its a learning curve ain't it, one womans heaven is anothers nightmare.
Sure there are 'generals' which are a safe bet but they then need to be fine tuned, by observering a womans responce to any given activity. Unless any participant is only interested in their own pleasure ( and boy have we met some of those) then it shouldn't take long to work out what is making someone 'tick' at that particular moment, and even that can change from hour to hour, day to day and week to week.
I try to never take anything for granted ( as in if i do this sh will orgasm, if i do that she will orgasm again' but prefer to 'look' for clues as i go along lol
HAve I always been like this ? In all honesty probably not, in my younger years i thought all the answers were to be found in ramming as hard and fast as i could for as long as i could manage, I still do that now, but only after i feel its whats wanted.
Sure there are 'generals' which are a safe bet but they then need to be fine tuned, by observering a womans responce to any given activity. Unless any participant is only interested in their own pleasure ( and boy have we met some of those) then it shouldn't take long to work out what is making someone 'tick' at that particular moment, and even that can change from hour to hour, day to day and week to week.
I try to never take anything for granted ( as in if i do this sh will orgasm, if i do that she will orgasm again' but prefer to 'look' for clues as i go along lol
HAve I always been like this ? In all honesty probably not, in my younger years i thought all the answers were to be found in ramming as hard and fast as i could for as long as i could manage, I still do that now, but only after i feel its whats wanted.
Orgasminator
Quote by naughtynymphos1
well i think i had a good nightthe bits i can remember i did anyway :lol2:
Thanks Try and everyone who went for a good night
I did actually spot a really good looking guy there and i have no idea who he was so im now on a mission lol
my god you were pissed, not only did ya shag him last night, but ya have been doing for the last 15 years.... and they reckon alcohol don't really make ya forget.....
All together now, " I said opps upside ya head, I said oops upside ya head"
thanks to everyone that came and made it such a success, roll on the next 1.
Orgasminator
of your social life.
We have all done it, 'thrown a sickie' but what excuses do people use (and yes I am looking or inspiration I look like missing what I am sure will be a brilliant social cause i have to work lol)
so what are the best ones you have ever used, or heard, am sure there must be something out there i can use lol
We have all done it, 'thrown a sickie' but what excuses do people use (and yes I am looking or inspiration I look like missing what I am sure will be a brilliant social cause i have to work lol)
so what are the best ones you have ever used, or heard, am sure there must be something out there i can use lol
