Quote by cool4catz
I know how you feel Wishmaster.
I have met the girl of my dreams. That's the only way to really describe what happened, back on some fateful day in April. We didn't meet on Swinging Heaven but on another swinger's site, and we chatted in the chatroom, then arranged a meet, and it was all supposed to be just a fun, one-off thing. During the evening in question we clicked so well we had to keep reminding ourselves that this was just meant to be a bit of fun and we would just do it the once. Four months later we're deeply in love.
Guys, imagine if you can what your perfect partner would be like - she'd be absolutely gorgeous, size 8 perhaps, but well endowed, the kind of body magazines will pay to photograph, keeps fit, eats healthy but is perfectly at home eating a kebab on the way back from the pub, will drink with you all night, can beat you at darts or pool, can make you laugh til both of your sides hurt and finds you just as funny, can talk with you all night about any old stupid thing, trusts you implicitly, worships the ground you walk on, believes in you, accepts you for who you are and doesn't want you for money you haven't got anyway, lets you be yourself at last and appreciates that you do the same for her, not only all that but is incredible in bed (and out of it), is as dirty minded as you are, is bisexual and gets turned on by the fact that you are too, and wants to spend the rest of her life with you, swinging all the way.
That's her, that's the girl I have found. You can all hate me now if you want, I don't care!
Can't hate someone for finding their perfect partner - and being undescribably happy about it.....anyway on your list, there a lot things that I ticked off as well while thinking of smoking muff
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Of course you have a deathwish - why would you type what you did - other than suicide? And I don't even know if there is life after death - but I reckon I'll find out 5 minutes after Debs reads this thread!!!! 
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(2 months before my 21st birthday! 
ops: ) in the walkway between South Harrow tube's car park and the bus station after 11:30pm with the lady that would become my wife - smoking muff!
), even a quick wash ( 1/2 hour from fill to finish ) to an hour or so - especially if I shave my head. A bath is definately the way to go ( and gillette mach 3, king of shaves shaving gel, wiliknson sword shaving soap dish and brush and king of shaves moisturiser - that's all the bases covered, now watch the commission roll in! )
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( TF I didn't mention the diary is empty, that's why it's dusty.....bugger :doh: )
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