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That is the Parus Major of course!
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smokerjim
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 50
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Quote by Happy Cats
hi,
ive always thought that id never be interested in water sports but now im thinking i would like to try it.
Deffinatley no pooing but weeing i think i might like.
Can anyone who has tried it tell me what it is like please.
xx
Are you taking the piss?
Right, I suggest we change his name from HC / MCB to Armitage Shanks, after the noted manufacturer of urinals and associated toilet wares! Who's with me on this new campaign?
Quote by westerross
Nope, never do - get it right, first time, every time! :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:
Smart arse
:lol: :lol: :lol:I know that nobody is perfect.....but I guess I must be the exception to the rule! :2fingers: :2fingers: :2fingers: :2fingers: :2fingers:
Yeah, but if nobody is perfect, which rule are yer talking about then??
The unspoken but ubiquitously acknowledged rule that there is an exception to the rule - if you want a logical explanation, watch "The Matrix - Reloaded" and pay attention to The Architect's description of the creation of the mathematical anomaly that lead to the creation of "The One" - I can't be arsed to quote it verbatim at this time
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Will you two get a room
C'mon Dawn, what's the matter? Just because at nearly 3am, after a few + drinks, I can procrastinate to an overly verbose degree, orating perfectly, as well as typing some words impertinant to any previously leading theme, and as MCB doubts the veracity of of my statements - despite the fact that he should be in possesion of the knowledge that when I am serious in a matter, then I would not fabricate information - I am of the opinion that it is only in a sense of justice and fair play that I can challenge him to rebutt what I say, and any failiure to do so after a resonable piece of chronological framework ( despite not having bi-laterally agreed upon a mutually satisfactorily framework of aforementioned chronology ) then it would be only fair for me to say that he is a cad, a scoundrel and a renegade, for creating a challenge and walking away when an opponent of superior levels of excellence ( if you could pardon my own bombast ) walks up and accedes to the challenge!
At this point in proceedings, I am of the opinion that an unhappy illegitamate ( in vernacular, if not actually in potentia, unless haebeus corpus has already been called and the veracity of that epithet proven or disproved ) feline has failed to respect his own challenge, and furthermore, will henceforth fail to do so, and in keeping with the only course of consequences that are open to my humble self, I would hoppe it fair that I declare myself superior to him.
Furthermore, Dawn.....don't you wish you'd let sleeping dogs lie?
Quote by Happy Cats
Dunno why, but I thought Cheetarah from Thundercats was a bit foxy...........
the chances anyone would ever find a cat sexy
Val Doonican, my arse!!!
:rotflmao:
you want to give Val Doonican your arse :scared:
thats a fetish to far, even for this site
If it can proved hes like me, hes welcome to it!
a miserable old barstard with no dress sense? i believe he is so ,you better get the lube ready for him :scared:
No dress sense?????
I spent £16 on a top today! You cant beat Dunne & Co sales!
I am definately not like Val, we walk on different sides of the street
Just a shame you both go in the same direction!
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Anthropomorphic personification - why you want to say it sober let alone drunk, I dunno, but just you try to say it!
That wheezie is a nice intelligent bloke - why you want to say it sober let alone drunk, I dunno, but just you try to say it
The question is, you wheezy MCB, do you know what it means and can you give a vaguely co-herent and pertinant definition of "anthropomorphic personification"? And you can't cheat and check your dictionary either - cos if you do, you'll have to give me the literary referece for where the phrase comes from! :flipa:
No
Would you ( and everyone else watching this ) want me to define it now?
No
No pleasing some, is there? Here I am trying to expand the horizons of people's knowledge ( for MCB those horizons are pretty claustrophobic - BTW is that another tricky word to verbalise when Brahms? )
No!
No? No what? "No I don't want to know and I do want to stay an MCB." or "No, I give up, i don't know, and asking for you to define it is making me an MCB."
Just no really!
You been listening to that" No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there's no limit" song haven't you!
No
just a few more and jims original question will be a vertical box :bounce:
but what happens then :scared:
Then I will have to whistle up the original example for an anthropomorphic personification that I though of just to deal with tidying up this mess
Quote by Happy Cats
Anthropomorphic personification - why you want to say it sober let alone drunk, I dunno, but just you try to say it!
That wheezie is a nice intelligent bloke - why you want to say it sober let alone drunk, I dunno, but just you try to say it
The question is, you wheezy MCB, do you know what it means and can you give a vaguely co-herent and pertinant definition of "anthropomorphic personification"? And you can't cheat and check your dictionary either - cos if you do, you'll have to give me the literary referece for where the phrase comes from! :flipa:
No
Would you ( and everyone else watching this ) want me to define it now?
No
No pleasing some, is there? Here I am trying to expand the horizons of people's knowledge ( for MCB those horizons are pretty claustrophobic - BTW is that another tricky word to verbalise when Brahms? )
No!
No? No what? "No I don't want to know and I do want to stay an MCB." or "No, I give up, i don't know, and asking for you to define it is making me an MCB."
Just no really!
You been listening to that" No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there's no limit" song haven't you!
oke: :grin:Quote by Happy Cats
Anthropomorphic personification - why you want to say it sober let alone drunk, I dunno, but just you try to say it!
That wheezie is a nice intelligent bloke - why you want to say it sober let alone drunk, I dunno, but just you try to say it
The question is, you wheezy MCB, do you know what it means and can you give a vaguely co-herent and pertinant definition of "anthropomorphic personification"? And you can't cheat and check your dictionary either - cos if you do, you'll have to give me the literary referece for where the phrase comes from! :flipa:
No
Would you ( and everyone else watching this ) want me to define it now?
No
No pleasing some, is there? Here I am trying to expand the horizons of people's knowledge ( for MCB those horizons are pretty claustrophobic - BTW is that another tricky word to verbalise when Brahms? )
No!
No? No what? "No I don't want to know and I do want to stay an MCB." or "No, I give up, i don't know, and asking for you to define it is making me an MCB."
Quote by Happy Cats
Anthropomorphic personification - why you want to say it sober let alone drunk, I dunno, but just you try to say it!
That wheezie is a nice intelligent bloke - why you want to say it sober let alone drunk, I dunno, but just you try to say it
The question is, you wheezy MCB, do you know what it means and can you give a vaguely co-herent and pertinant definition of "anthropomorphic personification"? And you can't cheat and check your dictionary either - cos if you do, you'll have to give me the literary referece for where the phrase comes from! :flipa:
No
Would you ( and everyone else watching this ) want me to define it now?
No
No pleasing some, is there? Here I am trying to expand the horizons of people's knowledge ( for MCB those horizons are pretty claustrophobic - BTW is that another tricky word to verbalise when Brahms? )
Quote by Happy Cats
Anthropomorphic personification - why you want to say it sober let alone drunk, I dunno, but just you try to say it!
That wheezie is a nice intelligent bloke - why you want to say it sober let alone drunk, I dunno, but just you try to say it
The question is, you wheezy MCB, do you know what it means and can you give a vaguely co-herent and pertinant definition of "anthropomorphic personification"? And you can't cheat and check your dictionary either - cos if you do, you'll have to give me the literary referece for where the phrase comes from! :flipa:
No
Would you ( and everyone else watching this ) want me to define it now?
Quote by Happy Cats
Anthropomorphic personification - why you want to say it sober let alone drunk, I dunno, but just you try to say it!
That wheezie is a nice intelligent bloke - why you want to say it sober let alone drunk, I dunno, but just you try to say it
The question is, you wheezy MCB, do you know what it means and can you give a vaguely co-herent and pertinant definition of "anthropomorphic personification"? And you can't cheat and check your dictionary either - cos if you do, you'll have to give me the literary referece for where the phrase comes from! :flipa:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Nice ad Reddevil, but i think im being a bit dim here, whats a creampie?
ops: :oops:
:twisted:
Just to clear any confusion a "creampie" is an internal male ejaculation, viz,
Thanks for that Jim, just about came to that conclusion!
I owe you a cuppa hun
I'll be holding you to that, then!
Quote by bluexxx
I would like to be strap-on fucked ( as I have mentioned on a previous thread ) but the thought of Blue, Debbiewebs or smoking muff ( my missus ) doing me scares the living bejaysus out of me....Blue because of her rep, Debbiewebs because of her reaction when it came up in convo and smoking muff because of her rep, her attitude and the look on her face when we have discussed it publically ( this is despite her look when we have discussed it privately and what her track record is like with trying new things that scare me ) so, sorry Blue ( TF you're up north and I'm south ), sorry Debs, but...
WIMP :lol2:
And PROUD of it
Quote by MISSCHIEFIf you your friend, can suck the air out of a wine bottle, could you your friend do the same to a cork.
Our corkscrew broke last night, and we were looking for something multi-functional to replace it. Could you advise us what other useful functions you your friend could perform? :twisted:
lhk
Kat
P.S. sound lesson in reading your posts before pressing submit here, I did initially write 'multi-cuntional'
You don't want much do you Kat?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Tell you what, stick yer fingers up and I'll give you a manicure as well while I'm at it
Got any letters you need opening?? :?
Misschief - and her Swiss Army Lou Lou :undecided:
Put me down for a manicure too please Missy ( got to keep 'em short and neat ), and if you could teach your jack to make a brew, I'll be over within the hour
...oh milk and one sugar please :thumbup: Quote by Benz2502
How can they say that the one thing I am fucking good at is bad???
I have a 100% pass rate everytime I wank... and now they tell me it is bad for me!!!
Next you'll tell me too much alcohol is bad for me!!
Goddammit!!! This world is just a frustrating place... I'm gonna have to go get to grips with meself to ease the frustration!!!.............................SHIT!!!! I can't it's bad for me!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :silly: Obvious, but it made me laugh at this early hour. Thank you! 