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i was wasnt quite and i got the shit kicked out of me but it was fun !!!!!
ITS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE .................DEFEND YOURSELF NOONE ELSE DOES !!!!!.
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smokerjim
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
are we looking at the same forum?
i've not been on here 5 years ( nor has the site if i remember) but have a good look around, yes there is a lot of piss taking but i rarely see anything abusive- just people with a sense of humour. i've been posting on here for about 2 months and have met some great friends with who i regularly flirt or take the piss or have a moan, we are all (fairly) sensible adults and understand the comments and what you might see as harrasment is probably a little in joke between friends. i've seen a couple of threads from newbies this week, one from a buy that just made a total arse of himself from the start before leaving as fast as he came, the second from a guy that immediatly got the humour level on here and had a laugh with the rest of us & i think he's still around. lets face it, if someones abusive on here, unintenionally or not, unless an apology if forthcoming quickly they probably wouldn't be welcome. we come here to have fun & de-stress with like minded people, you soon find your own sub groups who you post and pm with. Have a look at the recent threads on depression and tell me the roots of this site are not caring?
i love it here, i can't keep away, i respect the opinions of many of the members when things are serious but i also love the twisted humour they aren't. if everyone had friends like these the world would be a happier place
I hope you aren't including your self within that group, are you?
as someone that joined in March I remember what it was like to start - but I started quiet, and never had the "baptism of fire", because I didn't draw attention to myself - what I know since is a lot of people like to take the piss ( especially me ) in the cafe - but if there is a serious question or subject, it is handled seriously by most. The piss taking is there to root out po-faced humourless bastards and trolls. If you accept it good naturedly, you will be accepted.
Think of the cafe as just that a bar or cafe environment - somewhere people go for a laugh and a bit of piss taking....unless you are a humourless tea-totaller!
Think of the cafe as just that a bar or cafe environment - somewhere people go for a laugh and a bit of piss taking....unless you are a humourless tea-totaller!
Quote by meat2pleaseu
oh look , you've woken red- the SH resident Hairy Arsed Biker Bloke (the av pix a fake :thumbup: )
:smackbottom: good job sarge is getting on a bit and can't read the small text, or we'd all be in the shit for hyjacking threads
Sarge, look wot meat's written 'bout you - I s'pose you gonna punish 'im then. Go on send 'im to HR - you know you wanna!!! :lol2: :lol2:
Bet I'm right.Stay - if you are earning enough and enjoy the job, why move? Especially with a promise of advancement in the future. Is the money that important that you would go and work with someone that you don't particularly get on with, just for more bangers and mash? I'd stay and stick with it - if they don't make with the promises when the time comes, then go - but you enjoy your job, and they have given no reason for you to leave
Quote by meat2pleaseu
err, mine simple but crypic depending on if you've seen the associated comedy sketch
meat2pleaseu (well it is a swinging site and i aim to please)
pleased2meetu (erm, hello)
And why do you always have Frank Kelly, in his most famous ( if not greatest or hardest role ) in your av?
cos if it was a pic of my loverly self i'd have a lady stampede heading my way
go on, who's first with the piss take
Trying to see if flattening you would improve your looks - BTW ladies, it won't ( but it's worth a go, in the interests of scientific experiment! :thumbup
nothings gonna improve on perfection
but im always ready for a few ladies on top of me
Good job there's plenty of room for improvement then! I'm pleased that you are volunteering to take part in this scientific experimentation.
Ladies, don't forget your stilletoe heeled shoes and boots, if you wish, I can bring a sharpener for your use.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
err, mine simple but crypic depending on if you've seen the associated comedy sketch
meat2pleaseu (well it is a swinging site and i aim to please)
pleased2meetu (erm, hello
And why do you always have Frank Kelly, in his most famous ( if not greatest or hardest role ) in your av?
cos if it was a pic of my loverly self i'd have a lady stampede heading my way
go on, who's first with the piss take
Trying to see if flattening you would improve your looks - BTW ladies, it won't ( but it's worth a go, in the interests of scientific experiment! :thumbup
Quote by freckledbird
At nine am ( approx ) in the morning????
(looks like someone hasn't read the whole thread - or am I too pedantic )
twas just a joke...
:lol:Wasn't me guv....er..it were my evil twin ( well, worked for Debbiewebs - why not me too? )
Bloody Hell, you mean there are two Smokerjims? Or is the twinny Smoker Reg or Smoker George or something?
It's smokertim of course! (bugger, didn't really think this one through, did I? )
Quote by meat2pleaseu
err, mine simple but crypic depending on if you've seen the associated comedy sketch
meat2pleaseu (well it is a swinging site and i aim to please)
pleased2meetu (erm, hello
And why do you always have Frank Kelly, in his most famous ( if not greatest or hardest role ) in your av?
Quote by wolvie_dude
Why should someone be able to sit around, getting arseholed, and being a complete waste of space to society at large....
Especially when I have to work and cant join him....
At nine am ( approx ) in the morning????
(looks like someone hasn't read the whole thread - or am I too pedantic )
Quote by BrummyMatt
Wasting alcohol for whatever reason is disgraceful, you should feel very, very ashamed of yourself.:x :x :x :x :x
Give me a fugging break! Carlsberg Special Jakey Brew was not, is not, nor ever shall be considered "alcohol"! To brew the stuff is disgraceful - well done Postie, that's gotta be worthy of something decent ( I'm thinking of something cool, black and Irish - oh, hang on...Phil Lynott's been dead over 20 years :wink: )
Quote by tattyxpx
just make sure shes sober when you talk to her and have a translater
when she gets sexcited she talks so fast no sane person can understand her
essexlady deserves a medal for coping lmaooooooooooo
wuvs ya really daughter xxxxxxx
It'll be nae bovva, voddy - despite being a dyed-in-the-wool Southerner, I have a secret confession - I like a lot of things north of Watford, and especially north of Carlisle / Berwick.
I don't know how I'd be with tatty's patter - but I'll gi' it a go, ken?
ere... u 2 you's takin the piss oot the way i talk.... humph.... ahh alright i will talk proper then :lol2:
Nice accent there SJ
keep it up and we could gab all night long... 
.. did that once already :giggle:tatty wanders off mumblin to herself... these southern folks just dunno how to talk right.. thats all it is....
tatty, wud I tek the piss oota ya? Ma patter is awl in ma oxters - I kin type it, no' so sure I kin say it, ken? ( that's what you Caledonians get for Trainspotting! :P ) Being a Celt myself, I think that's why I like to think I am a bit of a Caledon-o-phile..
BTW, do you think if I get myself a cairry oot of 4 cans of Jakey Special Brew, I might have a chance of perfecting the Scottish accent?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by westerross
I assumed you was a Scot - fair cop - but as I seem to remember the Celts weren't really oppressed by the Romans - they never conquored Caledonia, and didn't get round to Hibernia.....is there anywhere else, celts lived?
Oh, yeah, most of them originated from Northern France - and that was conquored by the Romans!!! I knew it would be worth paying attention in History class all them years ago :thumbup: :thumbup:oke: :poke:
One day mate I might just cook bara llaw for you and Mrs Muff - an acquired taste but worth it if yer open minded!
Fair play to you tune - I can't provoke you - and I am a bit of a picky eater ( don't like anything too fancy ) but I still think I will give it a try. Still got to give you respect
:worship: Quote by couple_ne2000
Some of my wierd and wonderful places have been
Behind a set of garages facing my parents house
Sand dunes
Several graveyards
The doorway of a village hall
Everywhere imaginable in a pub (after hours)
A field
Under a pylon in majorca
And for any one who knows the newcastle/gateshead area
In some bushes while watching Bon jovi from a hill outside gateshead stadium (we thought we were being discrete until we looked up after we had finished and realised we could be seen by everyone else sitting on the hill watching the concert)
Fenwicks back alley
Behind the (now bulldozed) Mayfair night club
A stair well behind the Ikon nightclub
The middle of the hippy green
On top of the BT building, which is now the uber cool 55 North apartment complex
He he I've certainly got about in my time :twisted:
Lx
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:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: I thought smoking muff was bad - but if we ever meet ( and with all due respect ) remind me to :scared: :bolt: :bolt: All in fun though....what I mean is get me to buy you a :cheers:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
pmsl val doonican !!
Nope all wrong...he was Welsh tho but not Tom Jones (wonders why she is admitting this?)
Minx x x
It wasn't Windsor Davies - he of "It Ain't Half Hot, Mum!" fame, co-performer of "Whispering Grass" ( No. 1 single during the week of my birth, in 1975!
) - was it? 