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Neither of us can access our accounts . Each time we put our passwords in the screen changes to a white scren and 'The page cannot be displayed' and at the bottom of it cannot find server or dns error inernet explorer.
It's something probably very simple , but we're even simplier . Any ideas folks , thanks
Watching the Abba documentary the other evening stirred up a great deal of nostalgia and I coughed to my better half that Agnetha was the favourite of my right hand , and my imagination . A poll at the time voted her 'the sexiest arse in the world' and everytime they performed i'd be wishing she'd be in that tight white cat suit. Thirty years on , and seeing the 'arse' again i wondered why i used to get so steamed up l: . Saying that she still looks fantastic at 50+ today.
Which one did you fancy ? lol
Without posting something really sickly , may i just say ... here here
To my Wife , my girls and to my mum .......i love you all xxx
Well summers over , the evenings are getting colder and all the creepy crawlies are moving inside . Every bedtime there is a mass sweep of the kids rooms for spiders and daddy longlegs . 'there was one there , honest' . The thing is , the kids may have a point . There seems more this year , and the spiders seem to be getting bigger. The questions are , are they on the increase ?, are they getting bigger ? , is it a result of global warming , imported bananas from Tesco or just a way for my kids to delay putting the lights out at bedtime ?
I only get a bj if i return the favour on my wife , therefore i tell her its rude to talk with her mouthful , she says ..eattttting
Hand on heart , i never fart in front of Sara ................I always let her go first .
A little bit expensive , but well worth it . Being married 18 years and having kids for 16 of them , we had never had 'time' on our own . For my birthday , Sara saved all her hard earned pennies and booked us 4 days in New York , just the two of us . We saw the New York sights , dined out , took in a Broadway Show and got luvved up again . Quality time with my true love . You tend to lose yourselves in the hustle and bustle of everyday life bu those 4 nights proved , even after 18 years we still love each other and fancy the pants off each other as well.
Thanks for the reply Judy .As someone who always reads your posts , i hugely respect your opinion .
Being a tight sod , i don't wanna fork out 30 squid for a supply , if they don't work !!
As a man of a certain age , i'm beginning to need all the help i can get in the , ummm , downstairs department . Can you peeps advise if the blue v pill works .
Thanks in advance for your replies.
of course not !! , a fully trained chef knows the true meaning of 'well done' , stuffed and roasted . It would be cold by the time I got there.
How do the avtars work Alex ? . The more you post , the younger you get ?
Will have to try it !!
Engines running , A14 , A1 M62 , be there around.............................................Thursday
It's a bit breezy my way , bright with an autumnal feel . Not brave enough to be a nudist. I'm a shy guy really My bits would shrivel up even more , not a pretty site !!
Thanks for the ideas Libra . I do find it hard to relax , but sitting around in the middle of the day when everybody else is out working makes me feel terribly guilty .I have to be doing something . Otherwise i could get addicted to this site !! .
a bit embarrased to admit , but i'm a complete dope with the computer . We've talked about having a webcam . How easy to set up and how do you use it to 'liase' with other people ? .
My official RDO today . Saras back to work , kids are at school , the grass is cut , no d.i.y to do (that i know of) , washings out , house is clean (as it ever will be with 3 kids) , dog has been walked . What am i gonna do ?
Thanks for the good wishes everyone . Had a lovely pub lunch in the warm sunshine. A couple of pints and then home for a 'little love-in' before the kids came home from school . Phone rang during the' love-in', it was Sara's head-mistress hoping she'd be better for the morning .
Don't know , why but we had a particulary good 'session' last night , and as a result neither of us feel like going into work today . Never done this before (playing hooky) and oh it feels so naughty . Everything so luvvy duvvy this morning i'm treating Sara to lunch out and then home for 'afters .
I feel like a teenager again !!
For only the second time in 17 years all the kids were packed of to Grandmas , and Sara and I enjoyed some quality time together .
I'd forgotten what life was like pre-kids . A lie-in for a start , a quiet breakfast reading the papers , no footie , gym , ballet taxi run . T.V showing other things apart from The Disney Channel , CBBC and MTV. But you wanna know the best bit .......a Stress free Sara , getting more relaxed and hornier as the weekend went on. We had more sex , and more adventous sex than we've had in years , told each other what we wanted and what we'd like to do to each other (and other people). My backs been wripped to shreds , my chest bitten , my cock sore and my sac completely empty . Saras walking bow legged , but with a huge smile on her face , for the time being .
When we picked the kids up Sunday evening , Grandmas parting shot was 'that they were a pleasure to have and could stay any time ' . Do you reckon this weekend coming is to soon ?
My vote to KFC , which reminds me so much of sex. Once you've eaten it all you're left with is a smelly box !!.
About 45 minutes ago ...... . Early finish Friday , kids at Grandmas for the weekend , Sara out sunbathing when i got home (horny as hell) , Quick shower and on with a 2 hour session . What a start to a 'kid free' weekend !!!. lol
I'm old enough to rememeber . Parents bought me a black n white portable T.V for my bedroom . Would retire at the said time and , Ahhhhh ......wooops Pamela Stephenson.
Also liked The Young Ones , but they didn't have the same effect !!
Thanks guys , all fair comments and all taken on board . It just all seems so .....big and pronounced ,.......nothing hidden in the undergrowth !! . Sara loves it , and must admit secretly I like the look of it to !! lol
All day yesterday Sara (the Mrs) had teased me that I'd got a real treat in store at bedtime. Since we found this site a few months back our sex life has never been better , and certainly not dull !!. Anyway , picture the scene. Bedtime arrives , and Sara produces 4 sets of cuffs , a blindfold and procceds to cuff me spreadeagled to the bed. Now totally helpless , and looking forward to my 'treat' imagine my shock and fear when all of a sudden I'm 'soaped' up and Sara proceeds to shave my pubic hair. Not daring to move , Sara (with the giggles and a razor, not Recomended and don't try this at home) decides not to really close shave my sac but snips most of the hair away with a pair of sisscors . Anyway to cut a long story short , she later reveals a beautifully shaved fanny , something shes not fully done before , and we have a fantastic love making session.
The predicament i have is , I play a lot of sport and communal showers are part and parcel at the end of the game . How do I explain it away to the rest of the lads as we're both in our late 30's , and are looked on as a 'boring' middle aged couple. I'm also booked in for the snip in a fortnight and am imagining all sorts ! .
Sara , she finds the whole thing very amusing
Ray Parlour is back with his ex-wife . She was seen yesterday taking him to the cleaners !!.
How much money does anyone really need to live on ?
Posh has just set a new record for a gang bang . In just a few seconds , her shaven twat f***ed the whole country.
Ladies , what do u consider a 'repeater' . As i'm getting on in years (42 ) this year getting the 'old boy' up for a second time takes a little longer . Any serious suggestions on speeding up the process ? . Thanks in advance.
Pardon my ignorance . I've some 'nice' photos to accompany my ad but they are bigger than the 50kb limit . How do i reduce the size of them ?
thanks in advance