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ted_byrnes

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21 Dec 2004

I've now had to resort to going to a club miles from where I live. I'd bumped into a work colleague at my usual hangout and things have been abit awkward at work. Fortunately nothing has been mentioned and i hope it stays that way. Back to the original question, yes I lead 2 very different and separate lives. wink

wink

17 Dec 2004

where's the land rover ??
WHERE'S THE LAND ROVER ???
SARGE ................

17 Dec 2004

don't worry mate ..... she'll turn up. If not , I'll come over and have the pizza ciabatta lol

lol

17 Dec 2004

alpha bravo tango staggy 1 ... subject now approaching clearance isle ..... picking up nearly out of date meat pie ..... over n out

17 Dec 2004

Listen ... she's just abit late. Maybe stuck in traffic ? Why don't u call her ? :sad:

17 Dec 2004

he's having a toss :wanker: while waiting for his gf sarge

17 Dec 2004

me thinks u've go more to worry about . Sarge's looking for ya ..... rolleyes

rolleyes

17 Dec 2004

OOoooo ...staggy's in trouble ........ :fuckinghell:

17 Dec 2004

Sorry warwick but I'll ask Celticq to organise a munch instead ! innocent

innocent

17 Dec 2004

I'll have to shoot u now staggy.
Sarge .... doesn't the end of the barrel face us ? bolt

bolt

17 Dec 2004

have a toss then . :wanker: ... u'll feel alot better after lol

lol

17 Dec 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko

She was supposed to start the course at 1300hrs but didn't arrive until 1400hrs, then she worried that she was a hundred hours late!! :shock: :? :? :? :?

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ssshhhhhh sarge .... we're not supposed to be discussing it in public. I'll have to shoot you now. Wait a sec. ....... can u teach me how to use this gun ? rolleyes

rolleyes

17 Dec 2004

I agree. I think this whole "offending other religions" thing has gone abit OTT. I believe in letting people of all religions practice what they normally practice without discrimination.

17 Dec 2004

Maybe she's getting YOU a suprise present wink

wink

17 Dec 2004

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
shes on a secret mission at the moment
voddy x

:wary: :wary: :smoke: :smoke:

17 Dec 2004

OMG ..... the "weight loss" word bolt

bolt

17 Dec 2004

Fancy doing munch Warwick ?
I'll just behave myself next to the food table. lol

lol

17 Dec 2004

By the way ...when is she turning up ? We've been at this for the past 2 hours rolleyes

rolleyes

17 Dec 2004

i ..... need ..... to........ stop .........
HELP ................. :eeek:

17 Dec 2004

Phew ... thought I was going mad. Not used to that sight too much. lol

lol

17 Dec 2004

I wish I could cook ............. redface

redface

17 Dec 2004

I know .... get a cooked breakfast ready ...always does the trick for me . But .... have u got the stuff though ? lol

lol

17 Dec 2004

Welcome Joe , :cheers:
I'm sure you'll have no problems.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

17 Dec 2004

Purple Hills - D12

17 Dec 2004

is it just me or do the guys on the left look the same as the guys on the right :shock:
its too early in the morning for me

17 Dec 2004

get back into bed

16 Dec 2004

Disease
Debt
Hunger

16 Dec 2004

Tell me about it. I've also just placed an order with Dell. No offence but I couldn't understand a word the customer service guy was saying over the phone. Me thinks it's a call centre on the other side of the globe. I'm just praying that the damn thing arrives b4 xmas as it's a present. :twisted:

16 Dec 2004

Lavender fields in the South of France ............... MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :haha:

13 Dec 2004

Dunno ....never tasted one ....... yet ............ dunno

dunno