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the_Laird
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
Bisexual Female, 55

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Quote by winchwench
Guess I'd better buy a shitload more wine then eh?
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I would check on the net Laird there might be a Vineyard for sale.
Then maybe it would be my turn. wink
There is absolutely NO way I'll be shagging you!! There just arent enough vineyards in the world mate!!!
Quote by woohoo
que the sarcastic remark
Woo

:wink:
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Mate: (of animals) to copulate.
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Granted he looks a bit rough but if he shaves his face he does at least resemble something human Winchwench
Quote by woohoo
Guess I'd better buy a shitload more wine then eh?
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I would check on the net Laird there might be a Vineyard for sale.
Then maybe it would be my turn. wink
There is absolutely NO way I'll be shagging you!! There just arent enough vineyards in the world mate!!!
Quote by woohoo
que the sarcastic remark
Woo

:wink:
Quote by LadyFeeBee

Do me a favour and have a quick squint in it to see if I'm getting to shag you tonight??
wink

Looking a bit hazy at the minute.....might need a couple of more glasses of wine till you start to look cute! lol
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Fee
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Guess I'd better buy a shitload more wine then eh?
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
pocket dragons for me,

Awww they are sooo cute! biggrin
I collect crystals, like amethyst etc. Got a whole cabinet full of them. Oh and I've got a beautiful crystal ball too!
Fee
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Do me a favour and have a quick squint in it to see if I'm getting to shag you tonight??
wink
Quote by tomu

I dont bother with a profile as everyone seems to agree.....nobodys pays the slightest bit of attention to them anyway!

...If when I am seacrhing profiles/ads and people haven't even overwritten the "Insert your text here" bit I assume (rightly or wrongly) that they are not serious or simply cannot be bothered...
I reckon thats two assumptions that are in my experience very wrong. I know many people on here who have neither a viable advert nor a comprehensive profile. I also know that they are genuine, serious about their swinging and can most definately be bothered.
Well, that might work for people who are using the chatrooms or forums to meet people, or who aren't nterested in meeting anyone right now. But if someone writes you a message, or replies to your ad, then surely they should have something on their profile for you to read - I mean - do they think we're telepathic? confused all the more so if they're going to just send you a wink or "hi you're hot!"
You missed this bit in your edit....
Quote by the_Laird
The beauty of this whole thing is that what works best for some can be so different for others.

wink
Quote by blueandpink

I dont bother with a profile as everyone seems to agree.....nobodys pays the slightest bit of attention to them anyway!

Ah but I do, I really see the profile as a way of someone marketing themselves. If when I am seacrhing profiles/ads and people haven't even overwritten the "Insert your text here" bit I assume (rightly or wrongly) that they are not serious or simply cannot be bothered. We are all here to market ourselves to appeal to similar folks we would like to have sex with. Full stop.
I reckon thats two assumptions that are in my experience very wrong. I know many people on here who have neither a viable advert nor a comprehensive profile. I also know that they are genuine, serious about their swinging and can most definately be bothered. Equally there are people here not looking for sex.
The beauty of this whole thing is that what works best for some can be so different for others.
If a lack of profile bothers people then tough. If, because of a lack of profile, those people are NOT getting the experiences they perhaps seek then who's fault / problem / concern is that? Their's of course.
It's all about choice, if they choose not to fill in a profile then so be it.
Quote by blueandpink
"You're hot babe...

Cant disagree there though Pink
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
I told him I didn't do married men

:shock:

I dont bother with a profile as everyone seems to agree.....nobodys pays the slightest bit of attention to them anyway!
Quote by banlwales
Save energy and save cash, but don’t assume you’re saving the planet. That requires a serious commitment.
:idea:

:thumbup:
But with the little things, the education and the changes, albeit small, in peoples lifestyles then we can go someway towards reducing our environmental impact.
We'll hardly see a change in our life time or perhaps even our kids lifetime but hey...........
Quote by BiWelshMinx

Have you ever fancied someone really badly but had a good old snog and it hasn't worked at all, even turned you off?

Yes confused Too much dribble and tongues to see him again :shock:
Look
I did apologise about that. I take it you didn't believe the story about having just been at the dentist???
With regards to snogging......I just love it, some people can obviously kiss better than others.
I did have one kiss recently that had a major impact but she knows that anyway wink
Quote by Babe-n-a-biker
I'd love to make it Sat eve sadley I'm still in North Wales. We travel down on Sunday afternoon. Any chance Sunday is any good for you ..
Blue

we'll have to put on a show tomorrow night lol We are both looking forward to a good session :!: :lol:
Now we find this having just left Dawlish confused
Quote by Dirtygirlie
I know of one particular place that makes a visit to Edinburgh blissful
cool

Too right! :twisted: wink
Fee
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Care to share? innocent
Yes!
DAQ!
Quote by Mallock2006

Its a long way down :shock:

It sure is....
It made it a little more exciting as there was a fair breeze and you could feel the bridge gently swaying..
If there are one or two large vessels going along the water you can get some quite nice pics at night as well.
Can you imagine anyone stupid enough to be willing hang off it on ropes???
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Quote by Freckledbird

Its a long way down :shock:
I hate going over it in the car (couldn't imagine ever walking over it :scaredsmile especially when they put up the speed limit warnings when there's a strong wind! :shock: I've usually got my eyes closed anyway lol
Fee
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Yes, but do you have to go over it from down here?
Nope, have no fear FB it's only if you're going further north
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Why has it been removed???
It's just been cleaned up has it not and was only into its first page?
If people want to use it then fine, if they dont then the just dont use it. It's that simple.
Lots dont like the GFZ but it remains because its popular, I personally see no difference between the two.
Quote by Darkfire
The question was : would you be happy to pay for exclusive venue use/ contributory costs toward venue hire if it meant experiencing something different but non-profit making? ...or is the traditional function room and couple of quid door charge sufficient for your needs?
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I think its sufficient for my needs to pay a couple of quid at the door but I really wouldn't want to see an organiser out of pocket in anyway.
I have no problem with paying money for a night out, you have to wherever you go in most cities and I'd rather spend a night out in the company of like minded individuals where the atmosphere is 100 times better than that of a city centre night club.
Quote by Mr-Powers
Mr Powers, put your wooden spoon away luv :thumbup:

if i must! rolleyes
Twice in one night eh?
Quote by blueandpink

oh and by the way! the man is sat next to me oggling that avatar! boink passionkiss sillyhwoar: blast hump

That's what is was designed for.....to make certain verrrryyy sexy men go weak at the knees :lickface: :hump:
Dont know about the very sexy men bit but it got my attention :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by davej
Take a picture of yourself with a daily newspaper that clearly shows the date so they know its a current picture. Then remove a finger with a sterilised blade and post the two together, (I've seen this in films). Do this daily until they believe you. I kinda guess that this is only gonna work for 4-5 days cos removing the fingers from the other hand if they are still not convinced ain't gonna be easy on account of not being able to grasp the blade.
Other than that, don't bust a gut over it, folk need to take some things on trust and if they can't there isnt much else you can do

DaveJ
worship :worship: :worship: :worship:
More DaveJ wit please, like a beacon of shining light in an otherwise dullish land.
Although that may be the light glinting on your napper
Quote by Freckledbird
Ok decided to make my own now thanks to Pololady but now looking for a cast of women any takers.
Tony

Smooth Tony....very smooth wink
lol :lol: not just me who thought it then!
Great minds and all that FB
:wink:
Quote by rub me
Ok decided to make my own now thanks to Pololady but now looking for a cast of women any takers.
Tony

Smooth Tony....very smooth wink
Quote by Countess

ok I don't normally do this but you can look away now lol :scared:

Not on your life Countess
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You really should think about changing your avatar you know wink
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
So how come my screensaver isn't here yet??! rolleyes
:giggle:

Why dont you put it up then?
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Can't get it to work... will my avatar do??! :giggle:
Have to say that I prefer looking at your ass tho'
:wink:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
So how come my screensaver isn't here yet??! rolleyes
:giggle:

Why dont you put it up then?
wink
Quote by Countess
I've just had my first one (wink that is)
Whaaayyyy hayyyy, I feel that I have finally arrived.
Makes no difference that it was a from a "straight" bloke does it dunno

I think some body is being an attention whore.....lol smackbottom bolt
Oiii!!!
I'm shy!
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Someone has suggested using baby oil helps... any other suggestions?

Get someone to do it for you??
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Quote by westerross
Virgin to gang-banged in 7 hours!!
Not bad!!
wink
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Yeah
so much for the so called "straight blokes" eh?
:shock:
:wink:
Quote by PoloLady
thank you pololady! worship

No, thank you for this....
Quote by neilinleeds
we're not being twats when we do it? we're trying to help you out? confused

Christ
Its getting like one big love in now.....