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the_Laird
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
Bisexual Female, 55

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Quote by flower411
I think we have to return to my original statement which was something along the lines of " I don`t care "
This may have come across as " I have no opinion " dunno
I think it`s shit neil, I think the people that run this site have forsaken all that it stood for when it was first set up (I wasn`t here but I`m going by what others have said ! ) and I think they are doing it for purely commercial gain.
I think that the FACT that they are now offering sex services for sale directly and indirectly is actually astounding even for them and I think it is a total betrayel of the tiny minority of people who see swingingheaven as their personal window into the swinging world.
I also think that swingingheaven will simply merge with the rest of the online sex industry and become indistinguishable from other sites offering sex services for money.
I stated in no uncertain terms that I don`t care about this because I can move to other sites that have less members and are not so proffessionally run but seem to have some morals. And to be perfectly honest, there is nothing you or I or anybody else in this forum or in the chat rooms can do about it !!
I am not going to get angry or upset because this is all just words on a screen to me ....
So please, when I say I don`t care, dont take it that I don`t understand or have an opinion, just accept that I don`t care !! :dunno:

Thats the way I read your initial comment and with the expansion of your reply above I think you make your valid point very clear.
Quote by Stormwalker
I don’t think either of you get it, the other persons point that is.
Dark and the Hens think/hope, SH is still the old SH community just under different management. Still with the old regulars, doing what has always been done in the same old way with the odd hiccup and blunder from time to time, caused by an inexperienced (in the ways of swingers) management failing to ask for and receive the wisdom of the wise.
Flower points out that this idyllic SH no longer exists, the site is a commercial venture where the views of the select few have very little impact at all on the running and future success of the enterprise. He is correct, but just as sad as you about it, don’t shoot the messenger.
The forumites are now a very small part of one site in a portfolio of interconnected sites and if the venture is to succeed, the sites will inevitably just get bigger and bigger, and the importance of the few smaller and smaller.
See it for what it is and will inevitably become, mourn the old SH if you will, but don’t be blinkered, we are not the be-all and end-all, that may have been true once but sadly the pound will always be the final arbitrator.

Another fantastic post.
You know what? I've had a lot of fun and made a lot of friends through SH. I still have that to this day and hopefully that will continue for a long time as well.
The site has changed, the forum, where once a major part of the site and the whole social structure, has shrunk to being a very small part of the site and one that many think is reserved for the "old timers" and is even, dare I say it, cliquey. I think its just sometimes a case of overinflated thoughts of self importance but then maybe thats just people personalities shining through.
Dark, dammie, I do NOT refer to either of you two there just to avoid any possible confusion.
I dont subscribe to the cliquey line of thought but I can see why some others do.
This site may well turn into a sex for sale type site and if that happens then many of us will lament its passing and move on I'm sure. What has been interesting is the fact that similar links have resided on the site in the "good old days" and most people here just ignored that fact and didn't let it fuss them too much. I assume that similar links therfore have exsisted on the pay per view sites previously. How many of those here now found their way here from such links when it was free to use????
I do "get it" but I wont be overly concerned about it all because at the end of the day you can put your hand in the bucket, you can shake and stir and agitate the water to your hearts content BUT when you take your hand out the waters will return to stillness and your effectiveness on the whole debacle will be shown by the size of the hole you've left...
I've just had my first one (wink that is)
Whaaayyyy hayyyy, I feel that I have finally arrived.
Makes no difference that it was a from a "straight" bloke does it dunno
Quote by Dawnie
I don't like being like this but it's sometimes easier not to trust than to risk getting hurt

Which also bothers me confused
Why should I stop having good friendhips because I cast doubt all the time :?
No easy answer to this one Dawnie but have Lairdy hugs anyway
xxxx
Quote by LadyFeeBee

So what happens when Wonder Woman and SuperGirl get together then? :rascal:
SGxx

Well they conquer the world of course!!
And have fab sex while they're doing it! :rascal:
Fee
XX
Can I hold your capes???
wink
Quote by Dawnie

I can do Monday morning or evening ;)

Noted :twisted:
For you Laird, I would do anything kiss
Noted, noted :twisted:
Quote by Dawnie

Now about this time slot...... :P

I can do Monday morning or evening ;)
Noted :twisted:
Spent the afternoon having coffee and catching up with a very special Lady and a very special Girl
cool
Quote by little gem
smackbottom
How very dare you! lol I'm more domesticated than I look! Back me up here darling. smile ;)
Clothes pegs... now we're talking :rascal: whip

/the Laird makes sure to buy more clothes pegs....
Quote by dambuster
I found that "these people" are sometimes brow beaten until they are almost forced to do some things.
"It's expected of them"
What would never fail to impress me is when an individual is put in a position they would not normally choose to be in, but make a concious and obvious decision to "make the best of it" and put their all into it.

I'm not sure If I'm agreeing with you or not here Dammie but.....
for what its worth...
My opinion is that HE has opted for this and is genuine in is desire to go out there and perform the role. Lets face it, they could have found him a non combatant role in Iraq or at least one well away from the serious risk of death faced by our service personell currently out there and in Afghanistan.
Good luck to him. Hes damned either way. If his time there is a success then the media will put a slant on it that he was protected in some way (Remember some of the cartoons in the press during Andrews service in the Falklands conflict?)
If it all goes tits up they'll crucify him anyway.
And Dammie...it's not always the SB that make a c**t of things wink
Quote by louise_and_joe
What bargains have you bagged lately? Are you a bargain hunter? Or are you just happy to pay the full price?
Louise xx

I recently bought a new Mountaineering jacket which was reduced from £260 to £130.
Half price. I didn't really need it (according to Fee) but it'll look good in the pics on my next Alps trip.
Does that make me shallow dunno
Quote by winchwench
RE: the Bonnie & Clyde suggestion in your first post:
One of you dresses in as Bonnie prince charlie, the other something to do with the river clyde (not quite sure how you;d dress a river-use your imagination!)
Have fun!

I know from previous experience that the river Clyde is very, very wet confused
Oh hang on, I have an idea now..........
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
you go to a swinging party at a house there are some icebreaker games ,you dont feel comfy in the situation but join in,the first game is naked hide and seek any off you trot find a right mint place to hide in the broom cuboard but 8 hours later your still there .
a/ are you really the hide and seek champ
b/ the wifes been found and getting shagged
c/ the fookers and wife are trying to tell you something.

I hate ice breakers!!!!
(But I reckon they're probably having a party without you....)
Fuck....I'm obviously a fake, there is loads in there that at times I cant do.
Real life's a bitch.......honest!
But I'm also a genuine bloke........honest (Am I trying too hard here???)
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'm looking to get into the dogging scene.... Just wondering how I go about it.

Here's what you don't do.....you don't go with me! lol
Not the most successful night I had but funny though :lol:
Good luck with it wink
Fee
XX
Yeah but it got a whole lot more exciting after we parked up for the night..........
:wink:
Quote by Countess
Cal and myself need some attention :twisted:

Am I too late to help you out Countess???
Quote by Calista

I so need a long soak in the hot tub, need a strong man to rub me down with some oils afterwards as well ....
Cx


I'll change yer filter as well for an extra £10. ;)
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I'm serviced regularly I'll have you know! 69position boink hump
The cheek of it rolleyes
Cx
PMSL
I'm sure I just had a conversation about servicing.....
Quote by lilacgem
Oh look, it goes with my norwegian wool hat :shock:

:thumbup:
Quote by woohoo
Lairdy is already buried under there! lol
Fee
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Hope you left his ass sticking out Fee, always gives you somewhere to Park your bike :lol: :lol:
Woo
You want me dont you??
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Is that egg shells I feel under my feet?

Crush them.....
It makes a great sound
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
As everyone else has now had their say on the matter, I feel that I must also be allowed to have my say. I will warn that if my response appears to be bitter in tone, it is because that is exactly how I am feeling, bitter towards some of my so called friends who feel it is ok to discuss my motives in public like this.
Am I going to apologise again for INVITING them to attend, or for the rant which follows? Am I hell! I will however, explain the background and how this came about and then you can carry on with your analysis of my decision, my integrity and yet again go on about how I have abandoned my duty of care to the members of the site who were/are attending the Wigan Munch.
Obviously from the posts in this thread, you thought I took this decision lightly and that I do not give a dam about the people attending or take security seriously. Well, from my point of view, that is exactly what your posts say! To say I’m disgusted at the attitude of some people would be putting it lightly. Only I’m not going to name names!
Firstly, this thread was a personal attack (and yes, the word attack describes perfectly how it feels) and for anyone who thinks differently sit back and read the whole thread. Sit back and read where my name is constantly quoted throughout, how the munch I am organising is the full topic for discussion. So how can this not be described as personal, and an attack on me, my decision and my integrity? I would also like to comment on the people who have had quite a dig at me in the post, then had the audacity to send a pm saying it wasn’t meant as a dig. What did they expect me to do? PM them back and say go ahead, rip me to pieces? Don’t bother picking out the nice comments where people have said they are not having a go at me, if they weren’t, they would not have quoted the Munch Thread, they would not have even mentioned my name in the thread.
Secondly, do people honestly think I would have allowed anyone to attend this munch if I felt that any other person was being put in a position where their privacy would have been in jeopardy?
Background
A few weeks ago, an active, swinging member of the site sent me a pm asking if I thought it would be a good idea for the SHMeditor to attend. Initially, I was very cautious but the more I thought about it, the more I realised that it was an idea which may need some more investigation. Following a PM conversation with St3v3 and myself, SHMEditor contacted me and we discussed the munch and the ethos behind the Munches. She agreed that it would be a brilliant opportunity to meet members of the site. I then went on to speak over the phone to SHMEditor, Annie, and had a very long and detailed conversation over her. I was voluntarily given the assurance I sought, that she would not be interviewing people, no photos would be taken, no ‘quotes’ would written down. It was purely a chance for her to meet the ‘community’. She has a very good understanding of the lifestyle, but as with all new members, she does not know this community, but then again, neither did any of you till you had joined the site. I also suggested that the other member of the team currently working on the magazine, should attend – the Publisher (and I honestly cannot remember the user name and this is the ONLY reason why their name as not been quoted, but I can assure you, they DO have an account set up on this site). Are Annie and the publisher swingers? What does that matter? How many other members do we have who are non-swingers, but yet love the lifestyle and attend munches? Who says we are swingers? Should they/we be ‘banned’ from attending a munch? Would Annie be a member of this site if it hadn’t been for SHM? Well I don’t know, and only Annie can answer that, but I do know the reason she has not been logging on as often as people think she should have, and it has nothing what so ever to do with not being genuinely interested in make the Magazine a success or her interest in the community.
In no way was Admin or any of the Symbios employees behind my decision to allow Annie to attend. So for the people who have taken this as yet another opportunity to have a go at Admin, I’m sorry but yet again, you got your facts wrong. For the ONE person who sent the pm saying is this one rule for members and another for Mods – no it isn’t and you know it isn’t. As for me being a Moderator, well, along with my future on this site, and being a member of this so-called community, that is also now in doubt.
I do know the munch rules, and again thank you to the member who asked me if I was aware of them.
Other people have taken the opportunity to pull apart my previous posts and to pull apart the Munch terminology/ rules/ background, well I am also going to take your stance on things and interpret things in a manner that suits my needs. The guidelines, or whatever you want to call them, say that Munches are to allow new members of the site the opportunity to meet other members of the forum and chat rooms, to ask questions, and to (in my interpretation) allow them to find out more about swinging and the community.
Is SHMEditor, and the publisher a new member of the site? Do they want to come along and meet people? Do they want to learn about this community? Obviously, you don’t think so.
Definition of a member. Well yet again, you can interpret this in which ever way you want, I took the guidelines to mean a member of the site. Dictionary definition says:
Noun - member (plural members)
1. One who officially belongs to a group.
2. A limb.
I have removed other definitions as they refer to certain parts of the male anatomy. Thinking about it, perhaps they are relevent!
Perhaps the Munch guidelines should be amended and the singluar word ‘member’ removed and replaced with ‘member of the munch clique’ or ‘if your face fits you can attend’. Would that be a better description?
I will also add, how many other people who are on the list work in an occupation where they could potentially put other people in situations where they are risking their privacy? I do know we have members of the police force on there – perhaps I should stop them from attending as they may follow me next time I am out dogging and arrest me. We have a DJ – perhaps I should stop him attending as he may tell everyone in his night club that we are swingers. We have a person who works for the Inland Revenue – perhaps I should stop them attending as they may want to check that the DJ has reported his ‘earnings’ for the night. We have someone who works in jobcentre, will they be checking everyone’s national insurance numbers to check if they are claiming any benefits? SHMeditor and the publisher WERE NOT attending in a journalistic capacity, so what different does it make what their occupations are? Have I ever asked any of you for a CV? Did I know you could be trusted before I met any of you?
Maybe I should ask the bar staff to wear blind folds, you never know they may be budding journalists in real life. Perhaps they will look at you being in your ‘gold fish bowls’ stare are you, ask you questions, and, god forbid it, but actually want to talk to you.
So thank you everyone for trusting my judgement, thank you for tearing me to pieces and thank you for the attack. One line in the title of this thread saying it is not personal, does not make it ok. It does not stop it from being personal. It is and it was personal!
My feelings at this moment in time are that I do not want to have any future involvement in any Munch, or in the organisation or attendance at any social event arranged for this community. However I do not feel that I am able to cancel the Munch at such short notice. People have paid out for hotels, for uniforms, arranged babysitters etc, so the Munch will still go ahead. I am therefore working on handing over this to other organisers and will put a post in the Munch thread as soon as I am able to sort this out.
Have I over reacted with this post? I don’t think so but I am sure you will dissect this post and tell me I have. Do I care? No, I honestly don’t anymore. So again, thank you for your support. Maybe I should buy some Horlicks, I just might be able to sleep tonight.

That's the saddest thing I've read on this site in a long time.
Quote by MikeNorth
To close my comments on hijacking (I don't really understand the do's and don'ts of it all to be honest).. last Sunday I posted a thread which ended up being hijacked to the hilt... and you know what? I was told by numerous people that they hadn't laughed so much in ages and were actually having fun.

Yes, and I actually posted a relevant response to your question, which got lost in the middle of this vast hijack - I felt such a fool! redface surprisedops:
Heaven forbid, people having fun on here!!!
FFS, why cant everyone just take it seriously for once???
I'd probably say that I was the guilty party in hijacking your thread Jaymar. It ran to many pages and sparked an international share rise in Norwegian wool.
Many people pm'd me to tell me what a laugh it had been on sunday night (no offers of a shag right enough confused ). I cant be arsed to count the number of different threads on a page here but that one thread seemed to attract everyone that was posting that night.
That cant be a bad thing can it?
With regards to eggshells......
Yep, I can see quite clearly why some people would be afraid to post their exact feelings here.
What pisses me off more are those who bleat about being persecuted and yet have been guilty of said persecution previously.
If you cant take it at least be consistant and dont uneccessarily dish it out......
Quote by meat2pleaseu
If you lived with Fee, would you want to waste time pissing round with a patio or playing around with her royal deliciousness, i know what i'd be doing :inlove: worship

Good point well made Meaty.....
....anyone fancy the pub???
dunno what???
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Ah but, if I had a patio, we could be having some sex al fresco on it!

It's a work in progress Dear, I looked at it today!
Quote by LadyFeeBee

Did I mention I have an 8ft trampoline too :rascal:
Fee
XX

Well the neighbours certainly know, you've been bouncing about on it with your tits out often enough!
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Oh... and I wouldn't be pissing round on the patio either! lol

Unless there was no one on the trampoline next to you
wink
Quote by PoloLady
Oooowww - I can see where you are coming from now - I think you have a point!

Lost me
Nowt new there though!!!!
Quote by Countess

A Welsh, Irish or Scottish lilt does it for me wink
lol

Oooooooooo a Scottish accent ....my knees go all wobbly and I become all giggly redface :wink:
/Waves frantically at Countess
I one told Fee that I was gong to replace our patio, tore it down, left a building site and never bothered finishing it off....
Does that count???