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20 Apr 2007

Quote by Countess
I love my neck being bitten and quite hard if Im honest so long as he doesn't draw blood
I also quite like my fingers being sucked ....

Oooohhhh
I just found out how much I love all that as well.
Especially if no one notices the bite marks :shock:

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20 Apr 2007

Quote by PoloLady
So what's your excuse?

I no longer bother with one..........
I dont really know the answer to the question of munches anymore. When we joined there was one or two a year. Now theres one get together a week and people seem to revolve their lives around them. Of course its going to get jaded and with the familiarity comes a blurring of acceptable behaviour.
Whats acceptable in a night club "vanilla environment" to one person wont be the same to another.
Pity people just cant be adult about it all eh...

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20 Apr 2007

Quote by PoloLady
...socials and meets have gone to a very serene mode, and it seems that people are affraid to snog each other and overall the "swinging" atmosphere has gone a bit. It feels like a visit to a "normal" vanilla party.

And so it should if it is a social event in a vanilla environment.
You want a 'swinging' atmosphere - go to a swinging club.
Socials (by the definition of the name) are for socialising - not for some badly dressed mington to wait for people to get drunk enough to cop a grope, try and lick your tonsils and demonstrate they have no idea how to conduct themselves in the real world.
Yeah but you said you only did that once and now you behave PL
wink

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19 Apr 2007

Hiya Fred and Wilma
xxx

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19 Apr 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
I think this speaks for itself. Watch this video
Something to think about dont you think.

Thats fantastic
How do I save it to my harddrive folks?

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19 Apr 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Happy Birthday sexygirl!
I'm keeping your pressie warm for you :twisted:
Fee
XX

What she said :wink:
xxx

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18 Apr 2007

Quote by scotsladandlassie
Well, us Scots are a hardy bunch ... well at least to sunbathe naked ... no-one was up for braving the sea but I think that had more to do with pollution rather than the fear of shrinking willies that might have been required for other things!

I've managed to get my kit off quite a few times outdoor this year all ready in the Highlands and it's been glorious!!
cool

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18 Apr 2007

Quote by Bigpaul45
I still use lard as well !!

Just you watch your spelling matey!!

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18 Apr 2007

Yep, imho all so sadly true Woo

Quote by poshkate
I'm sorry, but I find this quite offensive really....

Why???
Woo has posted, what to many is, a very real reflection of the trials involved in todays maze of bringing up children compared to that of children going back many years.
Where is the offence in it or is oversensitivity one of those things that children of the 80's developed?
(Unless of course you are a litigation lawyer or one of the meddling government officials mentioned in which case I could see were it could be offensive)
Apologies if that offends you further. None meant.

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17 Apr 2007

Quote by easy
I had a brilliant weekend!
I saw a little bunny playing in the grass outside my lurveshack!

Fee
XX

Ahh but did you see the mouse??
Eeeeek!!!
:wink:
Is that what you're calling it now...... :giggle: :P lol

:wink:

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17 Apr 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I had a brilliant weekend!
I saw a little bunny playing in the grass outside my lurveshack!

Fee
XX

Ahh but did you see the mouse??
Eeeeek!!!
:wink:

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17 Apr 2007

Good weekend???
Nah........
OUTSTANDING weekend more like :smug:

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17 Apr 2007

Quote by woohoo
IMHO once you have read the joke,whats the point of posting lol or roflmao cos that is what most people would post.
woo

Unless of course it was one of your jokes in which case we'd all be looking for the :tumbleweed: emoticon!!
wink

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16 Apr 2007

Quote by Calista
You are so sad! :roll: :roll:
Cx

No!!
I'm very,very happy wink

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16 Apr 2007

Quote by Calista
It's either the next Dr Who monster or some wierd tellytebby fetish wear ... ewwwwwwwww
Cx

I know Cali, it really needs a pattern

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16 Apr 2007

Quote by Countess

and you call yourselves friends
*goes off to hug security "blanket" (really a Norwegian jumper)*

Hey YOU started it all wink

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :gagged:
No point in being shame faced about the idea now!!
The new look seems quite popular in some quarters :wink:

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16 Apr 2007

Quote by goldiloxxxx
Nice jumper Drew

But it isnt Norwegian goldilo, it's imitation

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16 Apr 2007

Quote by Abilene
Never thought I would say that.
Anyway, aside from the obvious, how in the world do you make yourself sleepy when you are not?
Any suggestions?
I have tried herbal tea, masturbating, reading and watching cricket.
Next?

Think of the puppies Abilene, you can do it!!

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16 Apr 2007

Quote by easy
...Or am I just very cynical?

And for one so young as well!!
Nah it's cashing in no matter how they wish to wrap it up.

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16 Apr 2007

Quote by Countess
and you call yourselves friends
*goes off to hug security "blanket" (really a Norwegian jumper)*

Hey YOU started it all wink

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16 Apr 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee

And Countess says she has a soft spot for large cocks :shock: :giggle:

If you give her a large cock, wearing a Norwegian jumper and during the hours of darkness when there is no smell, then she'd be ecstatic!
innocent

:giggle:
Fee
XX
Yeah but tell her to watch out for the rocks in high heels.........
lol

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16 Apr 2007

Read this today.

Probably the saddest part of it all is it doesn't really suprise me, although the school uniform bit was laughable. Very few schools nowadays insist on uniform which is a shame I reckon.
I reckon that its all a gimmick that will make these people a fair amount of money as it becomes a "must have" item for todays street cred seekers and wanna be gangsta's. I'd question the level of protection an item costing a mere £65 will provide or am I just being cynical.
Will it lead to more knife assaults as many people think they can up their cred without actually causing life threatening damage to another person??
If only everyone would switch to Norwegian wool. The world could be a much cosier place

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16 Apr 2007

Quote by easy
And Countess says she has a soft spot for large cocks :shock: :giggle:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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16 Apr 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
:giggle:
Makes a change from the usual "bird" pics!
Look what I found....

Fee
XX

Is that chicken wearing a suspender belt?? :shock:

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16 Apr 2007

Quote by blueandpink

Dont go blaming me!!

'Fraid I do, Lairdy BUT it's not blame it's adulation worship

Oh all right then........

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16 Apr 2007

Quote by blueandpink
:giggle:
nothing more to say other than!
who would buy this?

or this?

All I can Mrs Velvet is that it would not be advisable to wear that on your next meet :shock: wink

pink x
in edit, thank you Mar for starting the thread that changed tact, and thank you to silly silly silly people who continued it, like DG I haven't laughed so much in ages
Dont go blaming me!!

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16 Apr 2007

You mean people actually do meet each other on this site????
Well I never...........

Quote by racheyxx
it's crazy , with me , most of the time , love to chat them 1st , to get a little friendship up 1st , but stil hurts tho when u let them into your home, so called get what they want , then go ...... and nothing atferwards ....i have let my heart go 2 times on this site , never again , so i like make lots of mates , just makes me feel used big time afterwards when they say "meet again " and dont ...

Rachey
as others have said before me, the harsh reality is that this is a swingers site and loads of people are here to just have no strings sex, nothing more nothing less.
Not everyones cup of tea to be life long friends after the event.
But for others the friendship is a hugely important aspect of it all.
I put myself firmly in the latter category but each to their own.

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16 Apr 2007

Quote by jaymar
That looks fantastic!!!
Is it Norwegian wool by any chance??
Not that there is a wool fetish developing througout the site or anything

Aaah me thinks it's mohair, way out of your league dear lol

I'll have you know I have VERY expensive tastes!!
And dont let DG catch you saying "Dear", she hates it everyone
:giggle:

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16 Apr 2007

That looks fantastic!!!
Is it Norwegian wool by any chance??
Not that there is a wool fetish developing througout the site or anything wink

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15 Apr 2007

Quote by Dirtygirlie
I'm sick of cleaning bird shit off my car though!

Then take out nicer girls ffs!!!!
If you'd let her out once in a while I would! lol

You'd think that between the two of you you could organise something to give me a bit of peace!!

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