Quote by Dirtygirlie
I'll test out your theory and let you know how long he lasts Drew! :rascal:
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the_Laird
Over 90 days ago
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Bisexual Female, 55
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
I'm sick of cleaning bird shit off my car though!
Then take out nicer girls ffs!!!!
Quote by Dirtygirlie
The other night, about midnight I was happily smoking my last-one-before-bed and this young lad crossed the road on what looked to be quite a swanky scooter. Nothing unusual about that until he mounted the pavement and drove right across the park with no helmet or lights on. Being the jolly good citizen I am, I called the police and reported it. It may have been nothing but I suspect some poor soul had just had their rather swanky looking scooter pinched by a chav in a shell suit! :roll:
So yeah... I'm quite happily a nosey git!!
GRASS!!!!
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Quote by Drewxcore
I love this, its a kids toy and it has the weight it can take written on the side, safety first i suppose
You've actually got that to play with haven't you?
being a bitch again :shock: be nice to me, i'm a spritley young man remember, i can probably move faster than you!
Yeah but I'd last longer
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Quote by essex34m
Widey, you are just showing off now with that new avatar.
Just cause no-one else has a wooly coat:giggle:
Fee
XX
you know me, always like to go the extra mile ;)
You could always go a lil bit daring for a munch I suppose.....
Hey, we're a colourful nation up here
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Quote by Drewxcore
Oh, tis nice DG :twisted:
Do they do them in wool?
Fee
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they sure do ........
bearing in mind its wool, and looking at her pic, i bet she would double in weight if it rained
just imagine if one of those threads got caught on something :twisted:
Yeah
My teeth :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by Ukwineman
I went away, consumed a bottle of wine- and came back in to find you've all gone wooly! FFS! :scared:
youre making me itch just to look at you! :shock:
WW goes of to find some girlies not in wooly jumpers.
theres a few sheep wandering around the site :giggle:
Welcome to the Wool Generation Wineman
Nice choice of pattern, watch out, the PM's will be flooding in now
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Quote by Scandal
Is that advice from personal experience Scandal?
It's a PM I sent to Lardy boy two years ago ;)
I think it was titled ..."How to keep your wife"
She'll never leave me mate, I got that sussed YEARS ago.
I just threatened to make sure if she did she'd get full custody of the kids :shock:
