Quote by markz
Hi Luke
and welcome to the forum
ok I got me jumper wheres the pm's
Take more than a jumper to help you matey!!
You're Markz ffs!
(and change that pic, thats mine)
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the_Laird
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Quote by Drewxcore
Well well well. I went to bed at 4pm, woke up a few minutes ago, this thread was about 4 pages long when i left....look at it now.
good god
Can't quite see you in a woolly jumper Drew! :shock:
pink x
give me 5 seconds and i will find you a wooly jumper pic to match my avatar
Ahh but is it Norwegian?
Sex God
Quote by varca
Edited as commanded:P :thrilled:
Easy
I know it's not you in the Jumper but tell me, is it really HE that is the huge hit with the ladeez who goes by the name of Morton Harkett, the Norwegian Sex God?
He could really pull the women in that classic 1995 Scandia Blue Pattern garment of Norwegian class
Brrrr lol. I have a project manager that is "living the 80's" she is Morten's No1 fan... her clothes are 80's and her office is a shrine to him :eeek: She is getting married this year and the honeymoon is guess where??
Dominican Republic???
Oh...
Is there a prize if I get it right?
Sex God
Quote by lukes
Hi everyone thank you for the huge welcome it is much apprieciated..your all to kind..lol...
and no you havnt scared me away i love the attention what red blooded male wouldnt.
my job takes me away training in places where their isnt always computers..so sorry if you dont hear from me time to time..but i am here for the long haul..
Hi Luke and a welcome from me.
Just a small point, I see you are minus an avatar there. If your stuck for one then feel free to click on the link in my sig.
The chicks seem to really dig the wool dude
(Was that toooo much Easy??)
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Quote by varca
I so need to find that psychology of avatars thread thingy that was posted recently. The one about how one perceives people based not just on what they post but how the avatar of said person influences one's judgement in terms of likeability/droolability factor etc lol.
It certainly does make a difference methinks, the avatar of choice, it reflects personality and the perception of you guys being of the "matching jumper" brigade just sends cold shivers down my spine lmao.
Well you see Varca, it keeps those fuckers who thinkthey know something about us on their toes and if nothing else keeps them guessing
Great fun guys and all I have left to say is that it was a great experiment but I am off to start or join the thread that is picketing to "Bring back Laird and Feebee sans Norwegion wool"
You mean that people may NOT like my knitwear choice?? :cry:
Someone will be pleased their knitwear plan is working then :twisted:
xx
Sex God
Quote by easy
Edited as commanded
Easy
I know it's not you in the Jumper but tell me, is it really HE that is the huge hit with the ladeez who goes by the name of Morton Harkett, the Norwegian Sex God?
He could really pull the women in that classic 1995 Scandia Blue Pattern garment of Norwegian class
:smackbottom: anyone would think you were trying to get me drunk sir Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Don't be ridiculous... I have a whole screen with yours on it... now you could of course rectify that by sending me one of Fee's big bum! :rascal:
I'll tell the scary bag you want a picture of her big arse then shall I??
:shock:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
And if you had that patio finished you could have somewhere to stomp all over!
:thrilled:
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Oi!!! Where's your bum??! :shock:
OG isn't happy!!
OG, I've decided to have an image change and am now mostly wearing Norwegian, finest wool jumpers.
Some people find them sexy so I'm told
Fee
XX
Okay... they were lying to you too!! :shock:
Am away to investigate the Norwegian thingamyjig... it's not right! :lol:
I might even start a campaign for the return of those jumpers to their rightful owner when I find out who the muppet responsible is!!! :lol:
Bet it was that Easy bloke!
There's loads of easy blokes on here apparantly...
/winks and waves hands frantically at OG
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
Oi!!! Where's your bum??! :shock:
OG isn't happy!!
I'm sitting on it :doh::doh::doh::doh:
What is it with everyone today?? You all on the silly pills?
:shakeshead:
You're sitting on Fee? Can she breath??! :shock:
I wasn't talking to you bozo!
Go back and read it again!
It's that knitwear... it's making your brain fuzzy too! :lol:
My bum not good enough for you then huh??
:stompsoff:
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Quote by Countess
OOOOOO while it's quite in here I''ll just slip into the jacuzzi as I need to get these tried aching limbs back into working order.:shock:
MMMMMMMMMM these bubbles are really doing the trick I wonder if there is anyone about who could get me a nice cold bottle of corona
That enough for you???
Oh my god no more than two thank you or you don't know what I'll get up too. :twisted:
Barman.....case of Corona for the Countess please!
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
Anyone who doesn't want to see the aftermath of a domestic......
LOOK AWAY NOW!!!!! :shock:
Look away????? I'm running Dear!!! (Sorry DG :giggle: )
Never mind sorry DG for the Dear bit... I'll get to that later but what the fuck are you wearing???!
Just as well for screensavers huh?!
It's Norwegian darling :doh:
and apparantly they can be sexy
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Fee
You get yourself down here, all you could want, a nice clean patio, plenty of wine, and anything else I'm sure I could find for you :twisted:
And whilst you are away, The Laird can finish off 'the work in progress'
Thanks Sarah....just pointing this post out to him!!!
Fee
XX
Waayyyy Haaayyyy
Single-ish Bloke Looking for Girlies
(no previous building experience required, although knowledge of fence erecting an obvious advantage
)I have the house to myself for at least another 2 years, lets party folks!!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
...In this weather there's nothing better than opening the patio door and sitting outside first thing.
Only nice if you have a patio to sit on
Quote by jaymar
How do you spend your Sunday?
Tired
:lol: Fee
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aaaw hun, you can come and borrow ours anytime, Jay will be more than happy to accomodate you.. 8-)
He couldn't come up and build ours though could he???
Otherwise shes threatening to withdraw certain priviliges :shock: though I'll just threaten her with no sex, that should work
and Fee......
IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS FFS!!!!!
hwoar: Sex God
Quote by Countess
OOOOOO while it's quite in here I''ll just slip into the jacuzzi as I need to get these tried aching limbs back into working order.:shock:
MMMMMMMMMM these bubbles are really doing the trick I wonder if there is anyone about who could get me a nice cold bottle of corona
That enough for you???
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
not that i bow to peer pressure at all
I'm sure there is something in the aup about having pictures of a twat as your avatar??
OI! Freddy's not a twat!
Dunno about pics of other people in your avatars though.
I was only kidding FB.
Whilst I have NO time for cricket I reckon he's always came across as a decent kind of bloke.
And thanks btw :wink:
xx
