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ugetswotuc
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65

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I guess it doesn't take too much imagination but how does the average munch go ?
Is it all couples ? (bit like a social orgy ?)
Sorry for being naive........anyone fancy taking me t one biggrin
Guess mine speaks for iself !
You gets what you see !! (Assuming you're aftera thick 7 and a half and a good laff of course....oh and some maturity, wining and dining too........
I apologise in advance to anyone with the pseudonym of "wasp" or "trolley thing" :!:
Oops - i forgot your name was PoloLady !!
Nearly put my foot in it again.......thank goodness you meant the mint with the hole
I thought about suggesting "rabbits" but thought too many people on here might own one !!
(The fluffy kind of course smile )
OK - I've decided to start a non contentious thread (I hope) which is something very difficult for me of course (apparently).
What 3 things would you put in Room 101 apart from me ?
I would go for:-
1. Those damn wheel trolley things that old folks push round the market and trip everyone up with
2. Wasps - please enlighten me as to what they do that is useful ?
3. The game of Polo - What is that all about !!??
I dont know Classy but I am hoping someone will tell me when it does !! smile
Must go - I've got to go and make the Beans on Toast
We all have good days and bad days Katie..........let me do your ironing for you.
On second thoughts that might not be a very good idea unless you want to end up darning your blouses !!
I have to agree with Pete on this one bar one thing...........
Soring the winning goal in the Cup Final !!!
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Do all threads seem to end in punch ups when people ask a question ? Discuss.
RPM - It was just for a joke mate, you know a bit of fun (that's not sexual fun by the way). Guess I have a warped sense of humour.
By the way how can someone have a "warped" sense of humour. Does that mean you have a "very quick" sense of humour as in Star Trek ? Or worse still "Bent" as in that bloke who warps his spoons (Geller wasn;t it ?). There are lodsa sayings like that which actually mean very little when you interpret them. Anyone got another ?
........be surprised to hear that up to now the figure is 0% although I am now considering previewing my posts before posting to give some serious thought to this.
Not the only thing coming down Hungry by the look of it !! Wonderful pic.
I was wondering if any of you single ladies out there could explain why you seem to be so much better in bed than married ladies. Just a general observation of course, there are good and bad in all, but overall my experience seems to have been that single ladies just edge it........
PS - I love Christians and all Diversity, Tony Blair, people who push those trolleys round the market, wasps, people who always go straight on at roundabouts when they are in the outside lane and people who go right when on the inside, all mother-in-laws, and many other things..............well at Xmas I love everyone !
Morning all !
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OK Dave - thanks for that. I've just realised what I said in my last post and I unreservedly apologise to any Christians out there.........
......the learning experience Sheren confused
It was only meant to be a genralised statement of what I'd found and perhaps my wording wasn't the best. Still u live and learn. I wasn't trying to discriminate between singles, marrieds, tv's, gays or lesbians (have I missed any ?).
Jesus had it tough too !
Polo....really........I'm shocked smile
I must be careful what I say from now on in case i ever use that expression by mistake in the wrong company.......lmao
..........a truce. Tx for your comments red I am sure you are a grand guy.
You might have guessed I do like a good debate and all is only tongue in cheek. Kiss's cheek perhaps ? smile
I tell you all what.............I'll try and be a bit more diplomatic in future if you welcome me into the clan. No inauguartion ceremonies though.
As I said earlier I am sorry if I've upset anyone and I've learned my lesson about diplomacy (what ??!!) I look forward to contributing to future "sessions". :)
Now........any married ladies fancy a ...............................................coffee ??
It feels prettyy hot from where I'm sitting........perhaps I'm just further competition for the other red blooded mles around. Oh what a wonderful thing testosterone is. Thanks for your support Shireen. Nice of you to stand up for me (literally speaking of course smile ).
I see what you mean Shireen. Hindsight is a wonderful thing. Perhaps I could have worded things a little differently. I admit that now but...........hey......the reaction ? Much too OTT if you ask me but I would say that wouldn't I.
nd now we find out "red" is shagging married women........he's one of those that will say anything to get his end away...........good luck to him.
I am suitably chastened.
You can lock, ban or whatever..........there's nothing wrong with my post and the majority of abuse has been thrown at me as anyone reading this will see in no time.
Do what you want.
Oh and look in the mirror too........why are you all on this site in the first place if not to widen your sexual horizons so stop being so friggin hypocritical. I'm talking about real life experience that I've had.....some of you ought to try and go down the local and get some of that yourselves by the sound of it.
Glad I promoted such a fervent debate......pity it was all have a go at "ugets" rather than anything constructive on the opinion I made.
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At last a woman with an open mind. You are quite right of course - good and bad both ways. I was just making a general point about what I'd found. Generally married seem more focused. Everyone else took offence straight away. You are quite right Shireen.
OK. So you're all ganging up on me. No problem. It seems it is you guys making all the personal comments but I guess it's OK for you as you have the "popularist" vote on this at the moment. I wouldn't expect anything else from the "poltically correct" guys. Leroy/Red - You have about as much spine as an amoeba. Have you never made love to a married woman ?
Classy's gone into Boring mode smile
Rude comments about my preferences are fine by me...........it's a free forum. Some of you need to chill out a bit and re-read my original posting - there is NO suggestion there that single ladies are no good in bed just that my own experiences are that married ladies seem a bit less up tight, more relaxed, know what they want more, not quiet or frightened to ask, just more fun all round - GENERALLY speaking of course.
Please continue with the insults and abuse, i find it very amusing.
Classy - u ought to be renamed Sassy smile
Nice of you to question my sexual prowess. I am no Casanova - just an ordinary guy expressing his opinion of his experience. As I said I'm sorry you feel so upset about it. Of course I've had relationships with single ladies and some very nice ones too but generally I've found married ladies to be more tiggerish in bed with less baggage. You make some good points about them feeling more comfortable with themselves perhaps. Thanks for that anyway.
Here's a baseball bat to hit me with next time.
Yes probably if you were divorced ! And who's mistake was that anyway !!??
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How long 'til I get a response to that :>)
Stop biting and chill out...........you are all helping to prove my point.
What a response. Seem to have upset everyone. Just promoting debate and discussion but you believe whatever you want if it makes you feel better and you want to be on the side of "Political correctness" aka this Labour Government.
Where's all your personal character gone........and why are you channelled into a "defence" mode simply because someone posts an opinion. Too touchy u singles ! You are helping to prove my point. Thanks.
PS - No hard feelings (excuse the pun).......just a bit of fun. Very Merry Xmas whatever your opinion !!
Gosh - I had no idea how upset some of you would be. Struck a nerve there then Klassy ? I'm not suggesting married ladies are the only ones any good in bed.
Touchy feely..........and are you suggesting that married ladies don't need to keep themselves in shape simply because they are married........You accuse me of being against single ladies (to which I made no reference) and then say married ladies don't need or want to look after themselves - bit hypocritical that.
Cmon u married ladies give me some support here !
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Can you married ladies who like to play explain to me why u r all so much better in bed than your single counterparts. I now only fuck married women and some are absolutely sensational !!
Had 2 cuckold experiences so far but prefer the ones who let me wine them and dine them and then mutual indulgence before sending them home to tell their hubbies. What is it with you married ladies ?
Trade secrets please. biggrin
Dead straight forward really "You get what you see"
Unfortunately you will have to go to my profile to see what that is. LOL !
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