Tell the truth, you dropped it down the toilet didn't you !! I did that once and its a nightmare when you do.
What I do now is save all the numbers on my SIM, and then back the SIM up onto one of these
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welshBIcouple
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 52
Bisexual Female, 46
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Quote by berksbex
I've just been browsing through the forum and I read a few similar questions by others. It's not that I'm after anyone in particular at the moment, or with someone, but I couldn't live a lie by not persuing this or hdiing it from them.
I was once with a couple who seemed pretty unsure if they wanted to go ahead. I thought I would be the nervous one,but thats not how it worked out. The whole evening seemed to be about humiliating the boyfriend and following the girlfriends wishes.
I actually got the feeling though that he had been a swinger for sometime and had been doing it without her knowlegde ( she was about ten years younger). I felt she was trying to humilate him as a form of revenge for what his dishonesty.
They were a pretty strange couple, and I have no idea wether they stayed together, or continued swinging. I do know I don't want to be stuck in the middle of such a situation again !
It may be that the humiliation aspect was part of their play. Each to his/her own really. Men acting out or being the cuckold in a relationship is all part of what some people do and enjoy. There are so many different ways that people swing, not just the ‘wife swapping’(I hate that term! :doh: ) that you see in the to add to this, one particular "nasty" fantasy of mine is for me and my girlfriend to be shagged or give head to loads of blokes - a bit like our own gang bang :shock:
It really turns Claire on to think about this too. Maybe one day this will come true for us. People I have spoken to about this (just a few) think that I am wierd to want this fantasy, but it really floats our boat !!
A man is walking along the street one day when he sees a ladder. Being an inquisitive soul, he decides to climb the ladder.
At the top is a beautiful large breasted (well ain't they always) woman who is lying on a bed. She says to the man
"you can either stay here with me or carry on up the ladder to success"
The man ponders for a second and then climbs the ladder further......
On this next level, there is a woman, the most georgous specimen ever, and she is pole dancing with another woman, she stops dancing for a second, sweeps her long blonde hair from her face and says breathlessly
"you can either say here with us or carry on up to ladder to success", so the man again thinks about it, and then carries on up the ladder......
On the next level, there are two beautiful women, in a 69, one looks up from drinking from the furry cup (mmmmm) and says
"you can either stay here with us and have some fun, or carry up the ladder to success"
The man, can't believe his luck, but his curiousity gets the better of him, imagining how much better its going to get if he goes even further up the ladder, so he decided to carry on climbing.
He climbs the ladder to the last level and can hardly believe his eyes:
On this level is a fat, smelly hairy man with a large smelly hard-on. He stinks and personal hygeine is obviously very low on his list of things to do.
"hello he says" to the disbelieving man "my name is cess"
At the top is a beautiful large breasted (well ain't they always) woman who is lying on a bed. She says to the man
"you can either stay here with me or carry on up the ladder to success"
The man ponders for a second and then climbs the ladder further......
On this next level, there is a woman, the most georgous specimen ever, and she is pole dancing with another woman, she stops dancing for a second, sweeps her long blonde hair from her face and says breathlessly
"you can either say here with us or carry on up to ladder to success", so the man again thinks about it, and then carries on up the ladder......
On the next level, there are two beautiful women, in a 69, one looks up from drinking from the furry cup (mmmmm) and says
"you can either stay here with us and have some fun, or carry up the ladder to success"
The man, can't believe his luck, but his curiousity gets the better of him, imagining how much better its going to get if he goes even further up the ladder, so he decided to carry on climbing.
He climbs the ladder to the last level and can hardly believe his eyes:
On this level is a fat, smelly hairy man with a large smelly hard-on. He stinks and personal hygeine is obviously very low on his list of things to do.
"hello he says" to the disbelieving man "my name is cess"
Quote by takingitslowJust to clarify though, I have no problem with Claire wishing to go it alone to see if he enjoys it. I state that I am bi, but would only ever consider doing that with Claire, cos it is a me and her (and of course him, the other M) event. She has promised that once she has "dipped her toe" sufficiently I will be invited to watch / participate - and I am very cool with that.
Thats something, I had not thought of... one half of the couple wanting to go it alone. I had kind of assumed if you told your other half it was all or nothing. I'd never really thought about the woman wanting some time to herself so to speak.
I guess that sounds kind of sexist, but its just niavety. So much to learn still... sigh. A lot on here still confuses me.
Me and Claire were together, and she told me she thought she fancied women, and also got turned on by the thought of me sucking off a guy.
We have been together about 4 years now, and started swinging about a year ago, so 3 years into our relationship.
Our first experience was a MMF with a bi guy (met on here) and it started with me and him playing together, that turned Claire on lots, so we have just kicked off from there.
Yet to have a FFM, cos Claire wants to play alone - now hows that for double standards
Nigel & Claire
We have been together about 4 years now, and started swinging about a year ago, so 3 years into our relationship.
Our first experience was a MMF with a bi guy (met on here) and it started with me and him playing together, that turned Claire on lots, so we have just kicked off from there.
Yet to have a FFM, cos Claire wants to play alone - now hows that for double standards
Nigel & Claire
Quote by flufferi love you just for that quote alone
a bit of botty sex.
When i fancy a bit, i always say to the missus is a silly voice, "fancy some botty sex"It makes her crease up every time - but I guess looks quite silly if you were a fly on the wall
(GOD i can't believe i admitted to that one)
Quote by sexyfellaAh, the old "i've slept on it, realised i was a bit
Yesturday eveing I was engaged in a thread were I had strong views on the subjuct matter.
I realise now that some of my comments may have been offensive to some people, and I wish to offer my sincere apoplogys to all those offended by my comments.
Sorry to allxx
and have eaten humble pie and apologised"I did this in my first week or so on here, and almost (but *phew* not quite got a 24 hour ban)
What you need to understand SF, is that this bunch of people are as diverse as you will find anywhere in the world. It takes all sorts to make the world go round, and believe me there are more all sorts in here than anywhere else, and the swinging heaven world is really going around......
I love it here, some of the posts have me in stitches, nothing is here, but, and its a BIG but, as we are a diverse bunch of folks in here, you have to watch your tongue. I am a BI man (as I recently discovered) and I was genuinely hurt by what you wrote, as were quite a few others.
There is enought murder, war and other nasty things in this world without trying to force our views on others in here too.
I have a girlfriend (who is bi also) and kids, so do not consider myself less of a man because I engage in a bit of botty sex.
However, I am willing to accept your apology, but still am reserved with your comments about your mum and her throat. I (maybe luckily) love the ground my mum walks on, I guess i've been lucky in the way I was brought up, but to make the statement that you did reveals a deep seated hatred not just of your mum, but probably women in general, and that scares me, I would certainly not invite you into a 3some with me and my gf.
So anyway, this was meant to be a quick post that said *reservedly* apology accepted, became a bit more, for which I apologise (god we are all at it now
)Nigel
Quote by Dave__Notts
Ive got to get some tissues (man size) :shock: :shock:
So you have taken my advice and you are having a wank?
........................... Dave_NottsWell, he is an england fan, so doesnt that automatically mean that he is having a wank as he is a wanker
:shock: only joking Paul
Nigel
Quote by postieYay, trust Postie to put the world to rites and squash this
I've been meaning to ask this all night sexyfella.
So, you think a homosexual man, in your opinion, isn't as much of a man as you.
So, hypothetically, if you got into a fight with a gay man, and he beat you up... in your macho world would that make you more gay than him becaguuse you lost???
( what i am trying to say is , if you are less of a man than the gay guy, then you are in your own words... gay)
(it's like conkers innit... )
and does that make sense to anyone else...???
guy in one putdownI love conkers me, I had a 97seys once !! then my dog swallowed it (string an all) and I refused to use it after that !!
Hello Postie, I knew you couldn't resist this post for much longer
Nigel
xx
Quote by ukhcc
Its hard to describe what I mean as a title!
Not even sure if this counts as a meet up request or general discussion
Anyhow....
How many men have thought about being taken by a woman with a strap on? In a nice way, not a mistress/slave sort of way...
Any women on here like doing it?
And my final line...Any women in the Milton Keynes area interested in doing it to me?
Bet he wishes he never asked now
Can, open, spill, worms all over the fcuking place !!
Nigel
with your previous post about cutting her from ear to ear !!!!!Quote by fluffer
i don't believe for one min that your parents when bringing you up said "look son two men is wrong but two women...whey hey go for it boy"
Of corse I was never told men shaging men is bad and women shaging women is good
And for my mother I couldnt give a flying fcuk about that **** id cut her throat in a hartbeat if I could get away with it, and as for my dad he would be gutted if he new Ive spit roasted a women with mate and the fact Im on this site.
But when all is said and done we all have our likes and dislikes and if our tastes and our views and opinions were the same we would live in a very boring place
SF... you're not really helping yourself here.
ever heard the phrase "quit while you're behind" ???
Hey Fluffer, watch out for the use of the word behind, he gets a bit upset about anything related to arse
so butt, ass, behind, bottom, botty are all off limits by the looks of it
However, to rephrase you Fluffer, "SF I think you should quit while you are definately losing this debate and the more you go on and the more vociferous your posts get, you are losing our respect, and i don't know about anyone else, but I am starting to seriously worry about you......
Do you think any MF couples are going to meet you now? really? especially if the M is slightly BI
Nigel
xx
PS Only one post to go to 50 - not a massive milestone I know, but i'm still v. v. happy about ot
Quote by sexyfella
But a finger up the "jacks" just when yer ready to pull the trigger,,, LOVELY!!!!!
Is it I wouldnt know mate?
A finger used to be nice, but it just isn't enough now
we have a special toy that is just for he to use on me..........mmmmm, getting horny thinking about it now, going to drag claire off to bed to see how much i really like it
Getting away from the topic a bit, so i'll bring it back on track with an answer to the original question - - I love being fucked by my gf up the butt, and she loves doing it to me. Only problem is I come too quick when she hits that special spot
Oh yeah, and :thumbup: to bluexxx - agree totally
and to the other guy (sorry forgot your name !)
Nigel
xx
Oh yeah, and :thumbup: to bluexxx - agree totally
and
to the other guy (sorry forgot your name !)Nigel
xx
I don't like all this rowing. I only made a comment on Englands crap result, and even now I am still chuckling to myself in the corner thinking the swede should have quit this morning
On the plus side, a good start for England in the cricket (well, except for that blonde bugger Warne (I reckon he must be bi you know)) taking 5 of our wickets !!!
So come on guys, kiss and makeup (and if you do, Claire says can she watch, she loves guys kissing
:lol: )Nigel
xx
Quote by Robert1961
Its only a game
4 defeats in 3 years and eveyone wants swed for dinner
We can go and with the games left and still get through to Germany, we never play well in these early season international.
all that matters is we get through to the finals and that is still within our reach, so chill out everyone,
it aint over till the fat gazza sings
Yeah, but 2 in 3 games, and ONLY a 1 - 0 win against wales !!
I would want the swede gone if I was English, 4 - 1 against denmark (what a drubbing) and then last night (!) :shock:
never mind, Scotland look like they could qualify, now wouldn't that be funny, Scotland qualify and England don't
he he he
Quote by deancannock
remind me...how did WALES get on....
oh thats right they LOST again !!!!!!
Yes I agree Wales are sh*te, but we don't sit there saying silly things like
"I think we'll win the world cup in 2006"
your manager and "top stars" do, and on tonights performance, your guys are just as sh*te
To be honest, I follow the english team (well lets be honest - my guys are never going to get to a World Cup or European Championship are they !!) and I think that the team is outstanding as individuals, but need someone to make them gel into a proper team, and that someone ain't Sven..
Oh and as for LOST again!!!!!! I hasten to add you lost 2 out of the last three, so you also have lost AGAIN!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha
Anyway, my real passion has always been cricket - so roll on the ashes test tomorrow
Quote by naked-cleaner
thats just sour grapes, cuz we whooped ya
Lucky deflection off Gabbidon don't count
1 - 0 isnt a whooping, unless its northern ireland vs england of course
And that was the final whistle
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(sorry - i've just realised my little 6 year old 1/2 english and 1/2 welsh boy is going to be mortified in the morning aw bless xx)
Nigel
Ok, I know i'm just a bitter welshman after the weekend !!
But its 86 mins and England are 1 - 0 down to Northern Ireland !!
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shame init !! NOT
But its 86 mins and England are 1 - 0 down to Northern Ireland !!
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shame init !! NOT
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Some usernames are quite hard to read though due to length or lack of a captial letter, I'm terrible for misreading things anyway but I spotted someone online today called studoncaster......and I read it as meaning a Stud on Casters, like casters on furniture.
Doh
ops: :oops: :oops: Thanks for that Serendipity, I always thought it was Stud on casters How did I choose my nick?? You dont want to know as it's really boring :lol:
Shireen
xxx
I really do want to know !! :P so come on spill the beans !! ?? !!
I just logged on and noticed in the forum that "madatgravity" was last to post, and it got me thinking, (sorry if this has been done before )
How do we choose our new identity (our name) on here
Some are obvious - like "POSTIE", or mine "WelshBiCouple" which does exactly what it says on the tin
Some are just cool names like "BlueXXX" or "naughtynympho"
Others are really left field- like "madatgravity"
So if you feel like sharing how you chose your name I would be interested
thanks
)How do we choose our new identity (our name) on here
Some are obvious - like "POSTIE", or mine "WelshBiCouple" which does exactly what it says on the tin
Some are just cool names like "BlueXXX" or "naughtynympho"
Others are really left field- like "madatgravity"
So if you feel like sharing how you chose your name I would be interested
thanks
Ok, i'm going to be the wierdo here,
for me its the collarbone that bit where it dips in between the shoulder and the start of the neck (think of the boobs, and then go six inches up) - If a girl has got on a skimpy top or halter neck and has this area really well defined then the rest of it goes a bit blurry anyway
wierd huh..........
However, if there is no personality or the rest then that bit seems to take on less importance to be honest !!
Nigel
PS Claire told me to add for her its eyes (dark and smouldering) and lips (full and a rich red colour) on blokes and on women just the butt
for me its the collarbone that bit where it dips in between the shoulder and the start of the neck (think of the boobs, and then go six inches up) - If a girl has got on a skimpy top or halter neck and has this area really well defined then the rest of it goes a bit blurry anyway
wierd huh..........
However, if there is no personality or the rest then that bit seems to take on less importance to be honest !!
Nigel
PS Claire told me to add for her its eyes (dark and smouldering) and lips (full and a rich red colour) on blokes and on women just the butt
You have to weigh it up, but I would personally go for job satisfaction every time.
someone on here said that you can get a job at a place like ASDA again and again, which is very true. So why not give BUPA a go, and if you find you can manage on the money, and importantly you can manage the stress, and even more importantly, find the job totally rewarding (which I think is what you really want isn't it)
IF, and a BIG IF, you decide you cant handle the BUPA because any of the reasons above, then you can quit and go back to ASDA.
Hope that is of some help
PS I quit my job as marketing manager of a large computer retailer cos i couldn't take the stress anymore, much happier now even though I don't earn as much as I did !! So I for one would say that happiness is more important that the £££'s
phew, take a breath :shock:
L H & K
Nigel
someone on here said that you can get a job at a place like ASDA again and again, which is very true. So why not give BUPA a go, and if you find you can manage on the money, and importantly you can manage the stress, and even more importantly, find the job totally rewarding (which I think is what you really want isn't it)
IF, and a BIG IF, you decide you cant handle the BUPA because any of the reasons above, then you can quit and go back to ASDA.
Hope that is of some help
PS I quit my job as marketing manager of a large computer retailer cos i couldn't take the stress anymore, much happier now even though I don't earn as much as I did !! So I for one would say that happiness is more important that the £££'s
phew, take a breath :shock:
L H & K
Nigel
I know it has bugged my every waking thought since last night
What do we all think posties real life nickname is (and I am sure it is not postie)
He gave us all a clue in one of his previous posts
Oh tatty.... erm.... answer has to be no. On both accounts. It isn't something that floats my boat, or my kayak, sorry to say. Wish it did, it'd open up a whole new world of possibilities.... but nope, i don't think i could do it.
I guess it boils down to doing things you enjoy for yourself, and for no one else. If you did it just to please someone else then IMHO thats wrong.
And while we are on the subject, i've never been that enamoured of having a cock up me arse either !
Not that I am homophobic either... as anyone who knows my nickname IRL would testify to! (and don't mention it here... it'll eventually get googled)
My choices are
GAYLORD
OR
THE BACKDOOR POSTMAN
anyone got any better ones?
What do we all think posties real life nickname is (and I am sure it is not postie)
He gave us all a clue in one of his previous posts
Oh tatty.... erm.... answer has to be no. On both accounts. It isn't something that floats my boat, or my kayak, sorry to say. Wish it did, it'd open up a whole new world of possibilities.... but nope, i don't think i could do it.
I guess it boils down to doing things you enjoy for yourself, and for no one else. If you did it just to please someone else then IMHO thats wrong.
And while we are on the subject, i've never been that enamoured of having a cock up me arse either !
Not that I am homophobic either... as anyone who knows my nickname IRL would testify to! (and don't mention it here... it'll eventually get googled)
My choices are
GAYLORD
OR
THE BACKDOOR POSTMAN
anyone got any better ones?
Quote by welshBIcouple
Postie - I'm gonna steal your thunder....It's Clint Eastwood with the "Dirty Harry" and "Man With No Name" trilogies AND Christopher Lee for Cou:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: t Dracula, Fu Manchu and LOTR
There are more too !!
Talia Shire (The Godfather and Rocky trilogy)
Mel Gibson (Mad Max and Lethal Weapon trilogy)
Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones and Star Wars trilogy)
Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry and Dollar trilogy)
Sylvester Stallone (Rocky and Rambo trilogy)
James Earl Jones (Star Wars and Tom Clancy trilogy)
Frank Oz (Star Wars and Muppets trilogy).
Hugo Weaving (LOTR, Matrix)
all taken from google !! Isn't it the best !!
NOW i really am going for the night
Yeah rite, he's addicted and will be back to check AT LEAST one more time tonightAnd before anyone points it out, I've just realised that Talia Shire is female !!! DUH
