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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 52
Bisexual Female, 46
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Quote by smokerjim
Postie - I'm gonna steal your thunder....It's Clint Eastwood with the "Dirty Harry" and "Man With No Name" trilogies AND Christopher Lee for Cou flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: t Dracula, Fu Manchu and LOTR

There are more too !!
Talia Shire (The Godfather and Rocky trilogy)
Mel Gibson (Mad Max and Lethal Weapon trilogy)
Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones and Star Wars trilogy)
Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry and Dollar trilogy)
Sylvester Stallone (Rocky and Rambo trilogy)
James Earl Jones (Star Wars and Tom Clancy trilogy)
Frank Oz (Star Wars and Muppets trilogy).
Hugo Weaving (LOTR, Matrix)
all taken from google !! Isn't it the best !!
NOW i really am going for the night rolleyes Yeah rite, he's addicted and will be back to check AT LEAST one more time tonight
Postie,
is your cup half empty? or half full?
Congratulations on getting to 1,000 posts (I know you are not there yet, but i'm going to bed now for some rumpy pumpy ha ha ha)
Thanks for the PM's, I am starting to feel more welcomed now
Once again, congrats on the 1,000 !!!!
I can't believe no-one has asked M2PU yet that old philosophical question that EVERYONE must have asked, or been asked at some point, so I am going to ask that one of him, I think a few more people should also ask exactly the same question to really wind him up....
"If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it fall, does it still make a noise?"
Nigel
PS Now up to "ooo isn't this exciting" yay !!
I've just sent another, my third, but I just can't help myself.. This one went along the lines of
"Hello,
Postie says you are a genealogist (or did he say you were an old fossil, I can't remember), anyway, I have a question that is burning, and just need to know the answer asap
What are the chemical differences between gold and iron pyrites (fools gold) They look similar, so why is the so called "fools gold" not as valuable ?!?
Thanks for your prompt attention in this matter
Nigel"

Wonder if his box (oooer) is full yet !!
Does anyone know how many PMs it will take to fill up his message storage area (I have been very careful here with my wording so as not to fall into the "meaty box" comment of a few posts ago)
And if possible, can one of the Mods increase his space until after he returns so that he gets the full benefit of this jape
Well done postie - this goes down as one of your best yet !! And just shows why I have been singing your praises in my previous posts !!
Quote by PCRepairman
h**p:// (click on home to get upto date web page)
or
h**p://
Faces to names.
Debi Diamond...
Porn name is Jet Archer

Cheers PCRepairman, how to kill a kids w&nk fantasies !!!!
On there it says Tori Welles weighs in over 200 pounds, had 2 kids is into drink and drugs in a big way, and generally gone to the dogs !!!
I still would though !! She has a look about her that just melts you !!
Sunrise Adams is top, as is mz Lords, but the best all time porn star for me has got to be
Tori Welles (or Wells)
She got me through my teenage years, me, her and a box of mansize tissues every other day redface
Seriously though, she was georgous !!!!
Nigel
(Claire's favourite is anyone as long as they big where it matters - not sure what she is doing with me then :shock: )
Quote by equi-princess
In fact.... having thought about this at length this afternoon.... i would go back to last Tuesday at about pm... and i'd make the person who made my husband swerve off the roundabout on his motorbike drive more carefully and not make the decision that he did.... i.e. change lanes at the last moment....... causing husband, child and bike to hit the ground at 20-30mph........ and if i couldn't make him drive more carefully.... i'd at least have made him bloody well stop and help them instead of driving on..........
equi-princess xxx

You don't say, (and I know I don't know you) but I hope your hubbie and kiddie are both ok, with no lasting scars, mental or otherwise
Take care
xx
Quote by Happy Cats
This is why I like postie so much - what a flipping great topic for discussion !!
If I had a time machine, I would go for two different things
1) I would go forward in time and get the sports almanac (I know, very Back to the Future Part2 - BUT I really would), and amass great wealth and power - everyone must have had daydreams about this at some point (or more up to date, all the lottery numbers for future draws)
2) I would go back to all the controversial moments in time, Roswell in '47, Kenneddy assassination and find out the truth for all of 'em
Do they make me sound too geeky?
Oh and I'd love to do the 60's too, all that FREE LOVE lol :lol:

And you were doing so well!
You just cant say that, its against the AUP!
Whoops, sorry Larry. Can I call you Larry, is that ok? :lol: :lol:
I guess thats me hit with a ban then, but I do genuinely like posties post (hmmmm) There are some right rib ticklers like the drunks beer can debacle, and he always has a witty and shi**y comment for someone :lol:
I'll try to be less creepy in future biggrin
Sorry to post again so quickly, but YAY lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I've just been upgraded from "finding my feet" to
"getting there" how chuffed am I, and as yet, I don't think anyone has taken the total p*ss out of me redface IS that a BAD sign or a GOOD sign? :shock:
Loving it all though !! cool
This is why I like postie so much - what a flipping great topic for discussion !!
If I had a time machine, I would go for two different things
1) I would go forward in time and get the sports almanac (I know, very Back to the Future Part2 - BUT I really would), and amass great wealth and power - everyone must have had daydreams about this at some point (or more up to date, all the lottery numbers for future draws)
2) I would go back to all the controversial moments in time, Roswell in '47, Kenneddy assassination and find out the truth for all of 'em
Do they make me sound too geeky?
Oh and I'd love to do the 60's too, all that FREE LOVE lol :lol:
I'm a take it where I can person.
After being stuck in a relationship with someone who hated sex and only getting it once every 3 months for 9 long hard years, I became used to never turning it down. (believe it or not I was never unfaithful either !!)
On the plus side, been with the new gf for about 2 years now, who is highly sexed (3 times a day !!) and she has NEVER been turned down by me, be it late at night, early in the morning, mid afternoon, middle of the night. So I guess that makes me an AM and PM and in fact ANYM person !!
I feel like i've aged 5 years in the last 2, and feel constantly tired but it definately is worth it, with 9 years to make up for !!
lol
Quote by postie
Hmmmm, the great unfathomable question...
have sat here a while thinking about it...
and to me it seems that if you are honest, or ask something original, or take an old topic and turn it around a bit, then it seems to be that bit better recieved...
It also helps if it looks like you have given it some thought yourself.
But i guess mainly it's this.....
Postie adding a comment early

fairly made my day has that!
Ah, but postie, I did say posting EARLY, and I am not sure that this is early, after all it is into double figures, and I don't think one is going to get into triple figures some how LOL.
Thanks to BlueXXX also for some great pointers, and yes, I really thought the batman cookies was funny - especially as you took the time to take a photo.
Only joking Postie, my post feels complete now you have added your 2p worth !!
hey,
biwelshminx, hope ya all okay there, thanks for officially being the one to take this post over the 3 i got for the last one lol !! (EDIT: Duh, forgot to scroll up, thanks to wishy and wolvie, steph and steve too)
All interesting stuff, BTW, still loving the avatar lol
Nigel
xx
As my last post crashed and burned (thanks for the 3 – YES 3 replies search for “BLUE LAGOON” if you don’t believe me) It got me thinking, I have sat and watched for ages now but still can’t work it out…..
What constitutes a good post? One that gets lots of interest and fresh posts, Is it:
Humour
Sex (well this is swinging heaven)
Sarcasm
A great title
Postie adding a comment early
Hijack potential
I have seen some great posts lately, loved the one about “whats on your desk” and there have been so many that make me laugh out loud, and some sad ones that really do bring a lump to my throat..
I know that I am probably opening myself up for a barrage of abuse, but go for it, one of the posts says about a baptism of fire, even if I’m slated totally, abused (oh please) and generally made fun of (I’m welsh if that’s any help) I don’t care, I just want more posts that 3 !!!!
What really makes the café tick
Please !! LOL
Quote by bailiffs
congrats!!!
i have 847 posts left to go.............................no actually 846 biggrin
louxxx

On a separate note, and not wishing to hijack the thread, have just noticed that bailiffs has changed her avatar !!
OMG, she looks sooooo hot in that one
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oh and sorry, well done steph, I ONLY have another 1,950+ to go (but I am sure I will get there - loving the site) :P
Postie,
I can see through you, and see that you were in fact doing this guy a big favour.
You knew that he had had enough alcohol, and needed no more, and you also knew that you were doing his liver a favour.
Therefore well done for your good samaritan(ness) and saving the bloke from himself.
Or else you were just being a really nasty b*stard - ha ha ha, I wish I'd have done it myself. The look on his face was probably classic !!!!!!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
jennaj i was lead to believe by someone you had met that your partner found out that you was meeting people behind his back and when he found out he asked you not to meet anymore, yet u still do, don't suppose this has anything to do with the reason he's hit you has it?
Not saying its ok to hit anyone even if they are cheating but it does bring a clearer light on the subject if you tell the whole story

Well thats okay then, if she was doing something her partner didn't want her to, she should count herself lucky she is not in hospital (!!!!!!!!!)
mad I can't believe the insensitivity of this post. :x
There is NEVER an excuse for violence, regardless of the reasons....... It doesn't matter if JennaJ was sleeping with the whole of the british army, and the navy, nobody have the right to administer a beating to another person !!
Sorry to the mods if this is overly strong, but this lady is asking for advice at a fraught time in her life and all she gets is this.................
I have already asked that lovely bluexxx to move it for me in a PM, nice to see that this error gets more responses than my question about sexual awakening (Search for "blue lagoon")
I have also now posted it in the correct place.....
Please be gentle with me, I am officially "finding my feet" lol, cos it says so on my posting list
thanks to all though, loving this site large
xx
JennaJ
Leave, please !!
I obviously don't understand your plight and the depths of it from both your sides. BUT and its a MASSIVE BUT !! There is NEVER an excuse for a man to hit a woman, in fact, there is never an excuse for anyone to hit their partner.
I was in a relationship for 8 years (I am a male) and my (female) partner abused me, it started off as a punch in the back of the head and got worse each time it happened (there was a lot of time in between each incident) but as someone else on here said, the perpetrator gets "braver" each time. I NEVER hit my partner back, just accepted it, and got out of the house to let her cool off.
Eventually we split up for other reasons, but I am sure that she would have got worse.
Like I said, NEVER an excuse for it, it is totally unacceptable...............
Try and forget that this is your problem for the moment, and imagine that your closest female friend has come to you and told you that her partner had hit her, what advice would you give her?
Thinking of you, and hope whatever you decide, it is the BEST for YOU !!
take care
L, H & K
Nigel (one half of welshBIcouple)
xx
JennaJ
Leave, please !!
I obviously don't understand your plight and the depths of it from both your sides. BUT and its a MASSIVE BUT !! There is NEVER an excuse for a man to hit a woman, in fact, there is never an excuse for anyone to hit their partner.
I was in a relationship for 8 years (I am a male) and my (female) partner abused me, it started off as a punch in the back of the head and got worse each time it happened (there was a lot of time in between each incident) but as someone else said, the perpetrator gets "braver" each time. I NEVER hit my partner back, just accepted it, and got out of the house to let her cool off.
Eventually we split up for other reasons, but I am sure that she would have got worse.
Like I said, NEVER an excuse for it, it is totally unacceptable...............
Try and forget that this is your problem for the moment, and imagine that your closest female friend has come to you and told you that her partner had hit her, what advice would you give her?
Thinking of you, and hope whatever you decide, it is the BEST for YOU !!
take care
L, H & K
Nigel (one half of welshBIcouple)
xx
Blue Lagoon has just been shown on one of the obscure cable channels, and it got me thinking about my "Sexual Awakening"
I must have been 7 or 8 and got really excited by seeing Brooke Shields boobs (especially in that scene where she steps on the fish and the bloke washes her on that altar thingy)
Well, the interesting thing was, when watching it at that tender age I only had eyes for her, but on watching it now, at the (still tender) age of 30(ish) I find I got turned on by HER and also by that virile young guy too - what a body.
I guess I have made my transition to a bisexual male now.
It got me thinking about other users sexual awakening / preferences and when they discovered them?
Well. its something to talk about anyway lol.
Quote by cu3b4ll
Cracker of a letter... I wish I'd written it on the day I'd had enough of NTL. All I could come up with was to stroll into their local office to complain about their service.... asked to use the phone ('cos mine wasn't working) and rang BT to sign back up with them. I got some disbelieving looks, but by the time I'd got home my BT line had been re-connected!

:thumbup: BRILLIANT.
I would LOVED to have been there when that happened !!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA lol
That is just so funny - I have just wasted so much time listening to these, my favourite so far is the wacko jacko ones
Classic, thanks for brightening up my day......
Thanks BiWelshMinx.
Great avatar (and if i may be so bold, redface great ass too)
I knew it started with a "C" biggrin
xx
Hi,
there is one in newport called the crypt (!) - I think !!
PM me if interested and I will find out more for you !!
xx
Welldone Wishmaster !! very good, it is indeed a postage stamp
You win the prize of your choice lol
I love these things, my teacher in school used to give us one of these every week and the winner used to get a prize. Anyway, here is one to tax you all......
I am the world's greatest traveler. I have been transported by camel, dog sled, pony express, bicycle ,train, steamship, automobile/car, airplane, airship, and rocket. I have portraits of presidents, kings, queens, princes, princesses, shahs, sultans, tribal chiefs, adventures, explorers, patriots, martyrs, inventors, pioneers, artists, musicians, architects, poets, aviators, dramatists, novelists, painters, athletes, cardinals, saints, and sinners.
I have pictures of foreign beaches, rivers, lakes, sounds, waterfalls, geysers, mountains, monuments, castles, temples and ruins of temples, missions, bridges, harbors, docks, locks, locomotives/trains, balloons, rockets, zeppelins, windjammers, native canoes, modern seaplanes, and the world.
What am I? biggrin
most definately the birth of my little boy, he is 6 now and although I'm not with his mum, I have him every weekend and most of his holidays.
By far the best thing to happen to me, and ongoing, every weekend, the best thing in my life !!
Have to agree with HORNYRED on this one, and also, X-Men - I've always wanted to knock over that large pile of teddies in the Disney store, never had the balls, but have done the bouncing tiggers quite a few times in Disney Stores - I also find there are more in Toys R Us whole rows of then ha ha ha Never been escorted out though redface