Would anyone like a quick drink to round off the evening?
Haven't got too long before retiring for the evening - but I'm sure that the bar staff will look after any late visitors.
Will
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Sex God
I heard this this morning and was very sad - but a good innings though.
I know it wasn't sophisticated humour, but as a child I loved his films. He was the underdog. The 'little man' with a heart of gold.
I hope they show a series of his films now. I think my children would love them.
R.I.P Norman.
Will
I know it wasn't sophisticated humour, but as a child I loved his films. He was the underdog. The 'little man' with a heart of gold.
I hope they show a series of his films now. I think my children would love them.
R.I.P Norman.
Will
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22ukA large stiff one whenever you need one! :rascal:
could i have a large stiff one plzs will gotta feeling this is gonna be a long long nite honestly ud think 90 yr olds would know better and just go to bed
sorry to be a little late on duty everyone - but here now and ready to serve!
Will
Sex God
Quote by KaznkevCertainly will - pun intended!
Sounds like the perfect cocktail for me then,will you pour yourself something and join me?
Two Corpse Revivers coming up - and I'll be waiting in the Jacuzzi! :rascal:
Incidentally - Sancerre (suitably chilled, of course) is at its best when licked from someone else'e nipples! :twisted:
Will
Sex God
Typical - opened the bar last night and then went incommunicado! 
Can I get anyone anything?
We have Sancerre and Chilean Chardonnay in the fridge.
There's Argentinan Malbec and also some Chateauneuf-du-Pape opened and breathing.
Chilled gin and vodka as well as Mexican and Italian beers.
For the real ale lovers there's Wadworth's 6X and Marston's Pedigree.
I can always rustle up some cocktails if that appeals. My favourite is a Corpse Reviver - perfect to get the juices flowing, but needs to be treated with respect!
The implementation at work is going well and the sun is shining - surely it can't last!
Will
Can I get anyone anything?
We have Sancerre and Chilean Chardonnay in the fridge.
There's Argentinan Malbec and also some Chateauneuf-du-Pape opened and breathing.
Chilled gin and vodka as well as Mexican and Italian beers.
For the real ale lovers there's Wadworth's 6X and Marston's Pedigree.
I can always rustle up some cocktails if that appeals. My favourite is a Corpse Reviver - perfect to get the juices flowing, but needs to be treated with respect!
The implementation at work is going well and the sun is shining - surely it can't last!
Will
Sex God
Want to post my own thanks too.
First and foremost to the Tweekys. Splendid organisation, a huge amount of work (and no doubt stress) must have gone into arranging all that. We are all hopelessly indebted to you
We thought the venue was great. Good to have an upstairs (quite rightly crowded and noisy) and then a downstairs as a little chill-out zone for those who wanted to chat.
Hope the venue were happy with the event (they seemed to be from my conversations with them), and that they might have us back.
Unfortunately, we had to leave relatively early (thought that was 11:30 so not exactly desperately early), and would have liked to have chatted to more people. Full credit to Sappho who was actually feeling ghastly and was a real trooper to have gone at all, let alone stay as long as we did
I completely agree with Trickster's first comment. We felt that we needed to have chatted to a lot more people before the event so that there were at least some names we knew - and who might have recognised us. We did rather feel like wallflowers - but that was our fault and no-one else's. I shall have to spend some more time in the Forum but also the Chatroom (note to self).
Those we met:
Steve - Fantastic to catch up with you after more than 5 years :shock:. Thanks for spotting us and coming over to talk. We were feeling really rather nervous and out of it until you did that. You made the evening for us. Thank you :thumbup:
Tweeky - already thanked you both for the organisation of it all, but a real pleasure to meed you in the flesh too.
Couplefunuk - It was a real highlight of the evening to meet you both personally. You were just as friendly and genuine in real life as you always seem in the forum. Hope that wasn't the last time we meet!
Anais - such a pleasure talking to you in person. We both thought you were lovely and would love to keep in touch.
Midschick - I have to confess that one of my missions for the evening was to say 'Hi' and have a quick chat to you. Mission accomplished, and well worth it. You were lovely.
Dan_n_Debra - thanks for coming over and syaing 'Hi'. Again, we both thought that both of you were great and the sort of people we would like to know better (
), and we felt bad that the noise level precluded us from having a sensible conversation.
We also managed to chat to JewlnMart, Iainmac, swcpl2005 (at least one half of you), Trixie-D-Lish and I'm sure there must have been others - but as Sappho will tell you, I'm rubbish at names.
Our first munch for over 5 years, and our only regret is that we didn't get to know some more names in advance so we could have chatted to you on the night.
Will
First and foremost to the Tweekys. Splendid organisation, a huge amount of work (and no doubt stress) must have gone into arranging all that. We are all hopelessly indebted to you
We thought the venue was great. Good to have an upstairs (quite rightly crowded and noisy) and then a downstairs as a little chill-out zone for those who wanted to chat.
Hope the venue were happy with the event (they seemed to be from my conversations with them), and that they might have us back.
Unfortunately, we had to leave relatively early (thought that was 11:30 so not exactly desperately early), and would have liked to have chatted to more people. Full credit to Sappho who was actually feeling ghastly and was a real trooper to have gone at all, let alone stay as long as we did
I completely agree with Trickster's first comment. We felt that we needed to have chatted to a lot more people before the event so that there were at least some names we knew - and who might have recognised us. We did rather feel like wallflowers - but that was our fault and no-one else's. I shall have to spend some more time in the Forum but also the Chatroom (note to self).
Those we met:
Steve - Fantastic to catch up with you after more than 5 years :shock:. Thanks for spotting us and coming over to talk. We were feeling really rather nervous and out of it until you did that. You made the evening for us. Thank you :thumbup:
Tweeky - already thanked you both for the organisation of it all, but a real pleasure to meed you in the flesh too.
Couplefunuk - It was a real highlight of the evening to meet you both personally. You were just as friendly and genuine in real life as you always seem in the forum. Hope that wasn't the last time we meet!
Anais - such a pleasure talking to you in person. We both thought you were lovely and would love to keep in touch.
Midschick - I have to confess that one of my missions for the evening was to say 'Hi' and have a quick chat to you. Mission accomplished, and well worth it. You were lovely.
Dan_n_Debra - thanks for coming over and syaing 'Hi'. Again, we both thought that both of you were great and the sort of people we would like to know better (
), and we felt bad that the noise level precluded us from having a sensible conversation.We also managed to chat to JewlnMart, Iainmac, swcpl2005 (at least one half of you), Trixie-D-Lish and I'm sure there must have been others - but as Sappho will tell you, I'm rubbish at names.
Our first munch for over 5 years, and our only regret is that we didn't get to know some more names in advance so we could have chatted to you on the night.
Will
Sex God
Sorry folks, I should have opened this yesterday, but I got home from work rather late and it has all been a bit manic since then. Mea culpa 
Now then:
In the fridge we have: Sancerre, Chablis, NZ Sauvignon Blanc, Australian Riesling, Rose (White Zinfandel), Lanson Black Label Champagne and also Banrock Station Sparkling Rose (well worth a try - indistinguishable from pink champagne but at a fraction of the price). There is also Corona (no, not the fizzy drinks from the '70s), Amstel, Budweiser, Becks and Groltsch . Oh, and gin, vodka and bacardi with bottles of tonic water and coke too.
Breathing on the side we have Argentinian Malbec, Australian Shiraz, Burgundy (mostly Pinot Noir, of course), St Emilion (i.e. Merlot and Cabernet Franc) and a most acceptable 1999 Rioja Gran Reserva. Enjoy.
Of course, there is also cognac, armagnac, calvados, single malts (both Speyside and Islay) - and pretty much anything else that you might require.
Can I please have some volunteers as serving wenches (with the appropriate uniform, of course) as I have to do some practice for tomorrow morning.
Cheers :cheers:
Will
Now then:
In the fridge we have: Sancerre, Chablis, NZ Sauvignon Blanc, Australian Riesling, Rose (White Zinfandel), Lanson Black Label Champagne and also Banrock Station Sparkling Rose (well worth a try - indistinguishable from pink champagne but at a fraction of the price). There is also Corona (no, not the fizzy drinks from the '70s
), Amstel, Budweiser, Becks and Groltsch . Oh, and gin, vodka and bacardi with bottles of tonic water and coke too.Breathing on the side we have Argentinian Malbec, Australian Shiraz, Burgundy (mostly Pinot Noir, of course), St Emilion (i.e. Merlot and Cabernet Franc) and a most acceptable 1999 Rioja Gran Reserva. Enjoy.
Of course, there is also cognac, armagnac, calvados, single malts (both Speyside and Islay) - and pretty much anything else that you might require.
Can I please have some volunteers as serving wenches (with the appropriate uniform, of course) as I have to do some practice for tomorrow morning.
Cheers :cheers:
Will
Sex God
Ahhhh, cricket - Can't stand football, enjoy rugby - adore cricket.
I will watch any match at any level - but nothing beats Test cricket - with TMS on the radio, of course.
I have every Wisden Almanack for the last 22 years (plus the Wisden from my birth year which Sappho bought as a birthday present).
England clearly got off to a disastrous start but what a magnificent partnership from Trott and Broad - now the highest partnership for the 8th wicket in Test Match history.
Marvellous stuff.
Will
PS The bar's open!! :cheers:
I will watch any match at any level - but nothing beats Test cricket - with TMS on the radio, of course.
I have every Wisden Almanack for the last 22 years (plus the Wisden from my birth year which Sappho bought as a birthday present
).England clearly got off to a disastrous start but what a magnificent partnership from Trott and Broad - now the highest partnership for the 8th wicket in Test Match history.
Marvellous stuff.
Will
PS The bar's open!! :cheers:
Sex God
Quote by mancunianAhhh yes. That second one was what immediately sprang to mind when I saw this thread. Thought I was going to have to go and scour youtube to track it down - thanks for saving me the trouble mancunian :thumbup:
Here's two ads that I think are sexy. Each contains two of my favorite things. The second crashed the server twice.
Can you guess what they are.
Oooh, I feel very horny now. Time to go and find Sappho :rascal:
Will :twisted:
Sex God
The first single I ever owned was "I'm the Urban Spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Doo-dah Band. I loved it (and still have it), but it was a cast-off from my brother who was 10 years older than me.*
The first single I ever bought for myself was "Hot Love" by T-Rex.
Now, that really dates me!
Will
*Just before any smart arse says "He must still be 10 years older than you" he passed away some years ago
The first single I ever bought for myself was "Hot Love" by T-Rex.
Now, that really dates me!
Will
*Just before any smart arse says "He must still be 10 years older than you" he passed away some years ago
Sex God
Well I'm glad it isn't just me.
I can have a beer; I can even have a gin and tonic (though I normally choose not to
).
However, it just isn't possible to have one glass of wine. I often intend to have just a glass, but I open the bottle and the next thing I know - most of it has gone. It seems to be much more prone to evaporation. I have found that different positions around the sitting room, and particularly the dining table seem to have a serious evaporation problem. Normally, wherever I happen to be sitting!
My doctor tells me that a glass of red wine a day is an excellent protection against all sorts of ailments and disorders - though I struggle to convince him that surely there's no such thing as too much protection! :lol:
Will
PS Vampanya - McGuigan's Black Label is lovely. I can also recommend Hardy's Crest red, which the supermarkets often have as a half price offer, and a bargain always tastes sooo much better (but also evaporates so much quicker :giggle
I can have a beer; I can even have a gin and tonic (though I normally choose not to
).However, it just isn't possible to have one glass of wine. I often intend to have just a glass, but I open the bottle and the next thing I know - most of it has gone. It seems to be much more prone to evaporation. I have found that different positions around the sitting room, and particularly the dining table seem to have a serious evaporation problem. Normally, wherever I happen to be sitting!
My doctor tells me that a glass of red wine a day is an excellent protection against all sorts of ailments and disorders - though I struggle to convince him that surely there's no such thing as too much protection! :lol:
Will
PS Vampanya - McGuigan's Black Label is lovely. I can also recommend Hardy's Crest red, which the supermarkets often have as a half price offer, and a bargain always tastes sooo much better (but also evaporates so much quicker :giggle
Sex God
Quote by TheLovelyOne
It was boat decks, balconies, beach, amphitheatre, but on the Med - so maybe that's cheating ....
Ooooh, making love under the stars in an amphitheatre - now that sounds wonderful.
There's a Roman amphitheatre at Silchester - unless you can think of one closer :rascal:
Will :twisted:
Sex God
There has, naturally enough, been a lot of interest in the Perseids this week (a meteor shower that happens at around this time every year, but is particularly good this year).
Like many others, I am sure, Sappho and I went out into the back garden on Thursday night to take in the view.
Now work has meant that we haven't seen that much of each other lately, so this was also a rare moment when we had some together and could, as it were, catch up on things.
There we were, under the stars, glass of wine in hand, trying to have a quiet moment when, unmistakably, we heard certain sounds from the next garden but one. Sort of rhythmic squeaks and moans.
There was no doubt that our near neighbours were making love under the stars. How romantic. Except that Sappho had a fit of the giggles and the more I tried to keep up normal conversation, the worse she became.
Eventually, we heard footsteps retreating indoors and the unmistakable sound of a door closing and being locked. Then we felt bad because we had obviously just ruined somebody's romantic moment under the stars.
So, does anyone else have a romantic story of a sexy encounter under the stars - preferably shooting ones? Are we right to feel bad, or do we have a perfect right to sit in our own garden without worrying about whose sex life we might be interfering with?
Like many others, I am sure, Sappho and I went out into the back garden on Thursday night to take in the view.
Now work has meant that we haven't seen that much of each other lately, so this was also a rare moment when we had some together and could, as it were, catch up on things.
There we were, under the stars, glass of wine in hand, trying to have a quiet moment when, unmistakably, we heard certain sounds from the next garden but one. Sort of rhythmic squeaks and moans.
There was no doubt that our near neighbours were making love under the stars. How romantic. Except that Sappho had a fit of the giggles and the more I tried to keep up normal conversation, the worse she became.
Eventually, we heard footsteps retreating indoors and the unmistakable sound of a door closing and being locked. Then we felt bad because we had obviously just ruined somebody's romantic moment under the stars.
So, does anyone else have a romantic story of a sexy encounter under the stars - preferably shooting ones? Are we right to feel bad, or do we have a perfect right to sit in our own garden without worrying about whose sex life we might be interfering with?
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
Amuse me and intrigue me and you are already more than half way there, regardless of your dress size.
Will
Does it have to be a woman in the dress............just checking for clarity
Dave_NottsYes. Unless, of course, it is a particularly attractive T-Girl. I don't really go for rugby players in dresses!
Will
Sex God
I have to agree that those shoes are fab :twisted:
I didn't think that I had a shoe fetish per se, but I do think that attractive shoes or boots can really add the finishing touch to a woman's look. I also understand the comments that some of the ladies have made about certain footwear being for the bedroom or private meets.
I have to say that Sappho in a basque and thigh length boots is a real sight to behold! :twisted:
Will
Now in need of either a cold shower or a warm Sappho!
I didn't think that I had a shoe fetish per se, but I do think that attractive shoes or boots can really add the finishing touch to a woman's look. I also understand the comments that some of the ladies have made about certain footwear being for the bedroom or private meets.
I have to say that Sappho in a basque and thigh length boots is a real sight to behold! :twisted:
Will
Now in need of either a cold shower or a warm Sappho!
Sex God
I'm not sure that there is any such thing as 'the perfect figure' as it depends so much on the actual person. I'm sure that Sappho won't mind me saying that she is very much a 'straight up and down' body shape, indeed she says as much in her own profile. However, I have always found her irresistably sexy - and I still do. That is very largely to do with her personality (I am on record as saying that it is individual people I find sexy rather than particular body types), but also that her body really suits her. The only way Sappho would ever have curves is if she went down the silicone route - and I'm afraid I don't find fake boobs particularly attractive. Don't get me wrong, it's not that I don't like curves - I just prefer them to be natural.
In short, if I like the woman as a person and I find her personality engaging and attractive, then she will be sexy.
I have to say NWC, that Halle Berry, Catherine Zeta Jones and Holly Willoughby are all women that I lust over (and I don't normally do the 'celebrity' thing), but they are all beautiful, feminine and talented - and not stupid either!
Amuse me and intrigue me and you are already more than half way there, regardless of your dress size.
Will
In short, if I like the woman as a person and I find her personality engaging and attractive, then she will be sexy.
I have to say NWC, that Halle Berry, Catherine Zeta Jones and Holly Willoughby are all women that I lust over (and I don't normally do the 'celebrity' thing), but they are all beautiful, feminine and talented - and not stupid either!
Amuse me and intrigue me and you are already more than half way there, regardless of your dress size.
Will
