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Cannot wait for the next book: Harry Potter at the Shagworts Munch
Happy Birthday Eager - Hope someone blows out your candle for you!
This is where you can come clean about all those naughty things you've done :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have to confess I have not only been cheating on my partner but also corrupting and indulging others as often as I can. I have come across women in a similar situation to myself and we have fornicated many many times with no other thought than the great pleasures it has given us....and we have strayed from the vanilla path and lo and behold we have done things and in so many ways it is the most marvelous sin one can imagine.....but I have to confess....I will do it again and again, whenever I can!
SO...... shag a vanilla????
Well there are different type of Vanillas out there....some are better than others...the eskimos have many words for snow so perhaps its the same with vanilla...... sometimes the rest of the meal is ok but you don't get your just deserts when you need them....every so often I need and appreciate a real women who knows how to really enjoy sex .. it' s different if you are single instead of living with a vanilla partner....
I had a visit from my future self yesterday to advise me in the next month I woulld meet seven women from the North West. Whilst great sex took place on each occasion with one of them we tried a different approach and acheived a new high in multi joint orgasms. It was so wonderful that this sharing made us incredibly healthy for weeks after. I had had a cold before that was cured! We had met again and found that each time we acheived this state we were getting healthier and healthier. I then shared this with other women and they in turn spread these approaches throughout the swinging networks. Within a few years this became widespread and led to massive improvements in health care, longeveity and happiness. Now my future self advised me that in the future the descendents of certain critical types known to frequent this site tried to reverse this by travelling back and advising people not to cheat and this had begun to cause an effect in the future. I was advised that the future health of millions is at risk unless one of the original seven women contact me. Records of her name have already been removed from the archives in the future. Over the next month I will have respond to this challenge by meeting with all who contact me.... a man has to do what he can but cannot do it on his own without those women from the North West coming forward for the sake of the future.....if it could be you contact me soon!
I am fed up of driving places and getting very very lost.
I was dubious about sat nav but I have a PDA and linked up a GPS bluetooth receiver i bought from Ebay to it with some free software and now have one for about £60... now converted... it has found me better routes than ones I have used....was in a motorway traffic jam so I asked me to find an alternatiove route not using a motorway and it did it well.... lots of example...best gadget I have had in ages... invaluable to find new places..best routes...not getting lost...
I need some advice folks......
Alex, As a Pie eater yiou may have to take a supply with you as they cannot make them like we do up north.....in fact you will have to be on the look out for the notoriuos cockney pie rustlers if they get wind of your wares... just fluff up your avartaric feathers and stun them - but be careful - they are not used to all the gorgeous women we have in the North....don't stay there too long - give the local woman some chance.....Ben
Alex, Your changing avatars are all a delight.... you go with what feels right for you ...I wait to behold the next glimpse...
First - a woman would do good works
Second - she would be kind to everyone -even 17 year old newbies pretending to be 23
Third - her stunning intellect and wit would dazzle us in her posts
Fourth - her pesonality would melt the hearts of even the mpst hardened
Fith - Her splling unt punctuation wud impress
Finally she had big tits, a tight pussy and shags to perfect bliss ...ahhhhh
I prefer the idea of putting the cocks back an hour - a swingers back to the future?
some more than so.