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Cheshuntbloke
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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redface Ummm no mate I'm a bloke and that happens to be Georgie Thompson off Sky Sports News, easy mistake to make don't worry about it lol rotflmao have fun :thumbup:
Hi Chris and :welcome: to SH here's some threads that you may or may not want to read, they were started off by the more regular members of the site and are designed to try and offer some folks help. When I first joined I ignored them and in hindsight wish I hadn't now.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
Also you may want to put some more details about yourself in your profile and other than that get posting in the forums, which I've just noticed you've done over in the cafe. You'll be ok, all the best :thumbup:
Quote by Sarah1448
Hi and :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven here's some links to threads that other more experienced folks on here have started:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
There may or may not be any useful info there for you, other than that it would appear that posting on the forums and get yourself known is the best way forward.
All the best :thumbup:

Was wondering where you had got to.
Well I'm hardly about to leave this site despite the probable wishes of a few! You'll see that I've not passed judgment on the post (that should keep the newbie protection crew happy wink ), all I've done is to try and point the newbie in the direction of the advice threads that steveg1969 asked for:
Quote by steveg1969
any advice also appreciated.

Hopefully this won't draw any more of the flak or the baiting that I've experienced from others (and they can grow up and move on just like I have). I now refrain from passing comment on the "wanna fuck now posts", and will let the others comment, although it has flumoxed me ever so slightly as to why I drew the comments and not the occasional mod or the more regular posters who do the exact same thing and jump on the one liners.
Still who cares, have fun one and all lol :thumbup:
steveg1969 - apologies for the mini hijack of your thread goodluck mate.
Hi and :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven here's some links to threads that other more experienced folks on here have started:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
There may or may not be any useful info there for you, other than that it would appear that posting on the forums and get yourself known is the best way forward.
All the best :thumbup:
Quote by master55
Perhaps I should :giveup: now.

Don't give up mate we're all new once and can make errors with our first post, I know I did and a few more after that! lol
Why not try these advice threads that some of the more experienced folks on here have put togther, there may be useful advice for you, or there again there may not:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
This site is about having fun so as the guys and gals have already said have fun, get yourself know and join in the fun if that's what you're after, I have seen some folks take this way too seriously and have struggled to join in as a result. Only you know what you're after but at first you may need or want to appraoch it with an open view.
Oh and maybe some more info about yourself in the profile section may also help folks to get to know more about you.
Just my thoughts anyway all the best and have fun :thumbup:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
How's about this for a first post?? confused :? :? :?

Hi any couples or females up for letting a gen bloke watch whilst they have some fun? wink

Take a bow .....................................................................................
kardiffuk :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (Sorry - I couldn't resist it!!)
redface surprisedops: :oops: :doh: :doh: :doh: Hey not a problem at all sarge that's why I tried to help the newbies with the thread links so they didn't make the same newbie fuckup like I did, you know the sort of learn from others mistakes type of thing.
Quote by bedsman
Mmmmmm...... interesting comment kardiffuk
Its not so much jumping on new members. My thought is some jump in head first without getting a feel for what the sites all about.
My attempts are aimed at getting people to enjoy and have fun rather than making a post and getting shot down hence the aid of advice threads. The last thing anybody wants is genuine people posting getting shot down then assuming were all against new peeps.
We have all been new once afterall smile

And this confirms that I whole heartedly agree with you everything you've said bedsman :thumbup: If "the others" would rather that newbies are left to their own then they'll soon see that the threads are full of the time wastings idiots that are looking for a quick shag. However they should note that there are a number of us here (some have posted on this thread) that actually think the same as you.
Here I am mate although this could well be my last post for newbies as there's some rightious (sp?) folks in the cafe that think the newbies should be left alone to find their own feet and that some of us are too quick to jump in on the "wanna fuck now" posts.
Hornyas hell- don't worry leave the post up but here's some links that you may find of use:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
They're not my threads but you may well find some good advice in there.
All the best :thumbup:
England 19 Australia 21
Ireland 21 Argentina 19
Scotland see above
Wales 98 Japan 0 last night
France - NZ kicks off in 30 mins
Yeh I know about those matches earlier today but that was Rugby Union this is Rugby League (same shaped balls but different rules & less players) the half time score is 0-38 to Australia :shock: mad.
Never mind.
Is anybody else watching the rugby league Tri Nations Final? What on earth's going on with the GB side? They're not even in the running, so much for all the pre match build up and expectations :cry:
Well I do appriciate the fact that you took the time and went back through some of my past posts to come up with some very selective responses, thanks for that :thumbup: , as I pointed out in my post I too made the typical newbie error (which you quite kindly highlighted) in my first post which is why I said
Quote by kardiffuk
So having made the typical newbie error I try to help them avoid same pitfalls and no I'm not a do gooder or a good samaritan either.

As for the other quotes I could quite easily justify the responses for example a post from an established member of 6 months with numerous previous posts (in other words hardly a newbie) and a brainless one liner "wanting fun tonight let me know where and when" etc etc etc.
Me a martyr? Not for you, anybody or anything.
If only we were all perfect in every post we place on here eh?
There will always be two sides to an issue, a number have said how peeved off they are with the posters and others, such as yourself have come to their defence and that's part of the enjoyment of SH - the fact that both sides exist.
Well as my view was requested here it is. It would seem that I maybe one of those who apparently enjoy criticising newbie posters.
For what's it's worth my view is that I agree 100% with everything that MISSCHIEF mentioned in the 4th post on this thread, I would point out that in some cases where the newbie has obviously made an attempt I try to help and point them towards the various advice threads that are on this site, advice that I personally think is highly valuable and wished I'd bothered reading when I first joined.
So having made the typical newbie error I try to help them avoid same pitfalls and no I'm not a do gooder or a good samaritan either.
But for every person that's making an attempt there are also plenty of others that are apparently not quite understanding how the ads tend to work eg "I need a woman tonight to pop my virgin cherry" or, as has happened earlier today, a single male (not a newbie I might add) that had obviously choosen to ignore the orginial ad from a couple which clearly asked for no single men to reply.
So it's not for enjoyment far from it in fact, it's for folks to enjoy SH as much for the fun that can be had as for the sexual side of it, and judging by some comments that have been made in other threads it would appear that there are as many folks that are fed up of the one liners and timewasters as there are those who are happy for them to post and to discover for themselves what works and what doesn't.
The joys of democracy I think you can call it, we all have a view whether we all agree with it or not.
Hi and :welcome: there's a number of advice threads to help newbies out on this site and here's a few of them:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
So chill out for a while grab a comfortable seat and read away, also try popping into the various forums and start posting and replying to some threads and get yourself known to the other users.
One big mistake some newbies make is expecting to place a few posts and expect a quick shag SH isn't that sort of site, also one line posts don't really work either.
Anyway hope you have fun :thumbup:
Remarkable it really is :censored: banghead, if there's any newbies reading this thread you'll now know why single blokes, in some cases, are considered as the dregs of the earth.
This is a class example of what not to do when responding to ads, the power of choice will always rest with the fem & couple placing the ad, if they ask for no single men then funnily enough they mean no single men despite how cute, sweet, toned, tanned you may think you are. Oh and fully reading the ad will also help as Jags rightly pointed out the couple are looking for someone today and not in 4 days time mad
Please guys help the fellow single bloke element out here and read and understand the ads fully and don't do us all a dis-service.
mmelody: I apologise for the hijacking of your thread and hope you get the response you're looking for soon.
All the best :thumbup:
Quote by alldaylover
wait till you all see my next post!,at least it will give you all somthing to read, thats all folks,you all come back i didnt know you had to have a good command of the english language to swing!.you all take care,bye lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

To which we all held our breath and waited and waited and waited some more only for this to come out:
Quote by alldaylover
last reply to this post,if you all want to pick on somthing go and get a bone,if you are not replying to post then dont comment and DONT use my post for any arguments,some of you are that far up your own ares you dont need to swing you can shag your selves,i think you would like that better,now QUIT! come on blue this should not be allowed!

Well that really wasn't worth the wait at all was it? confused rolleyes So why not chill out with the rest of the folks on here, you can have a laugh and get to know everyone don't be so blinking serious mate.
Quote by czefski
appreciate the travel advice, but will it be worth my £35 (not including black cab) or would I be better off with a night in rio's?

If the question was for me? No idea sorry not into clubs at the moment. Maybe others will view the thread and let you know.
Quote by czefski
I'm very adventurous, it's just a bit of a hike to Walthamstow from Central London if nobody goes or it's generally crap. I'm coming down from Scotland and dont want to waste a night in the big city

Actually Walthamstow is on the Victoria line so is within easy reach of Central London and from past recollections doesn't cost more than £15-20 in a black cab.
Quote by fabio grooverider
And I will probably be single if he knows what I just posted :twisted: Victor is the 'private' name I save for him lol Now I'm in real trouble! Not saying what he calls me!

if it is anything other than sexy bum... i will be round to fight for your honour!!!!! biggrin :D :D
sean xxxxxxxx
rotflmao Closely followed by yours truly :lol: could have a queue of blokes eager to defend your honour wink
Well given the news today:

There's every reason why you shouldn't go bareback, even more so given the frightening statistic that: "27% of people with HIV in the UK were unaware they had the virus". :shock: :doh: :eeek:
Good on you for standing up for your principles.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Kardiff, sorry to hijack the thread, but what you doing with a picture of hy hubby as your avatar? :shock: Or are you secretly Mr Naughty in disguise?

:laughabove: :shock: surprised rotflmao never realised changed earlier tonight thanks to a previous thread with da69ve see:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/241922.html#241922
Judging by the avatar Mr Naughty should be Mr Lucky or Mr Happy wink :thumbup:
:censored: banghead Please essex male newbie do yourself a BIG favour and read some of the attached threads:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
There really is no excuse for a first post saying "I'm new to this but would like to have my cherry taken". I'll give you the benefit of doubt and suggest that had you bothered to take the time to read the threads in the first place you may well have placed a different first post.
This isn't a post and guaranteed fuck site, thankfully.
All the best :thumbup:
Damm it beaten to it!!
Waynei you may also want to try this link:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
It's all intended to give the guys some advice
Quote by da69ve
I Don't believeeeee it!

:laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao:
Well that is certainly worthy of my 100th post cheers da69ve, yep up to my neck in it as usual PMSL :thumbup:
Quote by fabio grooverider
hey.... kardiff's going soft in his old age...
i am not having this!!!!!!! biggrin :D :D
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx

:laughabove: rotflmao Hey steady on who mentioned old? LOL wink lol
Quote by da69ve
Like 35+ ladies with personality and sense of fun. biggrin

You'd like more than 35 ladies?? Jezz I'd be happy with just the one lol wink bolt
Welcome to the site and all the best, oh and you may want to check out some of the advice pages and threads. :thumbup:
Your being easy on this one Kardiff aren't you!
:lol: Yep just sick of saying exactly the same thing to nearly every newbie, surely someone at somepoint in time will take the time to read the other posts and advice pages before jumping in and posting their first eloquent "let's fuck now" posts.
Read through my past posts earlier today and I'm starting to sound like a stuck record or worse still victor "fucking" meldrew.
Quote by lightman_516
Like 35+ ladies with personality and sense of fun. biggrin

You'd like more than 35 ladies?? Jezz I'd be happy with just the one lol wink bolt
Welcome to the site and all the best, oh and you may want to check out some of the advice pages and threads. :thumbup:
Quote by surreycouple2003
:laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao:
I might be totally wrong here, but I rather suspect that da69ve meant putting more details in your ad, not necassarily more details for him? wink :thumbup:

Anyone fancy a shag...........................
You never know northernbrad & their partner maybe able to help you out lol :wink: :lol: :thumbup: :lol:
:laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao:
I might be totally wrong here, but I rather suspect that da69ve meant putting more details in your ad, not necassarily more details for him? wink :thumbup: