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28 Jan 2007

Quote by MikeNorth
If it 'dont cost nothing', how much is it?
Don't you just love double negatives?

Hi Freckledbird xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
lol

Hiya Mike - did I beat you to it? :wink:
No, I left it for you...ladies first! :lol:
OMG you two are just like easy. He's just sat here shouting the same thing about double negatives at the screen. :doh: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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26 Jan 2007

Be thankful easy isn't here or none of you would have chocolate.......so while he's not can I join you in the hot tub and indulge in some please biggrin

:D
Oh and can I have a cold corna with a slice of lemon to suck please....

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26 Jan 2007

I clean

:roll: ...usually the bathroom or kitchen if something is bothering me or I'm is something about the idea of killing germs that really calms me down :roll: :roll:
Only thing is once I start I have real trouble stopping .....
but at least it kn***kers me out so I can sleep...........................

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22 Jan 2007

:shock:

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22 Jan 2007

Apparently .....according to easy I am a nightmare before any munch because it starts with....
OH my god what am I going to wear? rolleyes

Then it's will I know anyone? redface

then on the night it's
Do I look ok in this? no really do I look ok ?....
after he has yes for the 100th time banghead

: and I finally believe him......... I then start to get excited butterflies......
lol

:lol: :lol:

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22 Jan 2007

Can anyone help ..........I need to lie down on a large black couch.........................
and talk.
It seems I'm a little confused .......
..............after experiencing a "straight women" snogging me at the Notts munch :shock: :shock: redface

ops: :oops: lol

:lol:

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22 Jan 2007

Seen it ....and it was a bit bland ....BUT now I know why it took over a hour to B***dy to post a reply. mad

:x :x :x :x

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22 Jan 2007

I'll try again
I believe the it is the person on the receiving end that will eventually perceive if what they are experiencing is bulling or not and then it's for them to decide what course of action should be taken.
I do however think that people have differing ideas to what bulling is and some have a higher threshold of coping with it.I on the other hand do not and will not tolerate it if I believe that a person is suffering at the hands of one person or a group.
Hope I make sense. redface

ops: :oops:

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15 Jan 2007

Did you bloody have to post that. mad

:x :x :x :x :x
It's half past eleven and bloody easy's heading towards my tights drawer like a man possessed.
:shock: :shock: :shock: evil

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: smackbottom

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15 Jan 2007

Quote by shaunfay
................................ and Countess for telling me that at midnight everyone would turn into vampires. ..............

Only because I was planning to jump on you ....!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: and thought if I did it at midnight I would have a perfect excuse....however I thought as it was your first munch I would be good redface

ops: :oops: ......but watch out next time :grin: :grin: :grin:
Sarah cheers hun for a brill night. Helloooooooo to all those I spoke to good to see you all again.
OH and Sarah if you were wondering what you missed in the hotel reception just read below..............................

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29 Dec 2006

I'm sure Easy has already said yes for me but ....................I'm so looking forward to coming can't wait

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3 Dec 2006

Quote by Sarah

Now this I like in one photo together!
:twisted:

Hmmmmm

:? :? :? :? :?
With both of us in the picture who's going to hold the camera? dunno

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21 Nov 2006

I was terrified on my first munch as I didn't know anybody and hadn't been posting .............long story and it was all Easy's fault.
Anyway we walked in ,Easy was jumped on by all these different people who all had strange names on.I was Mrs Easy that night,countess wasn't even created after a few drinks I braved it on my own to the loos and got talking to some people who knew Easy from posting and insisted that I came on the froum in my own right.
Then the night becomes a blur of laughing,chating and having a bloody good time.
However I still get a little nervous on munch as we start getting nearer the venue but now I know a few more friends nd i have a brill time.

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21 Nov 2006

My work mates know about munches, but although we don't swing I cannot get them to believe me so I leave their imaginations to run riot....:twisted: :twisted:
and my sister saw me logged onto the site when we were in Spain on a hen night together so she tried to pump me for info ,but got nowhere so has let it evey now and then she will make some kind of sly comment.
As for letting my parents know .............NOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo my mum is so hung up about sex she would just die of :shock: :shock: :

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21 Nov 2006

Men in leathers do nothing for me ....................... innocent

:whistling: :whistling:
I have never shouted lewd comments at a biker like "what've you got under there? and can I see ?" never do I make sure I always serve the biker stood in the queue and make remarks on how nice it would be to go for a ride...
I never use to sit on my friends Blackbird either and pretend i was performing in a live sex show :gagged: :gagged: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: bolt

:bolt: :bolt:
So no.... sorry leathers and the whole biker thing are just not for me silly

hwoar: :phwoar:

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21 Nov 2006

You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing.
You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing.
Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal.
A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession.
Which means I'm a Coy flirt..... innocent

:whistling:
Sorry can't you tell I 've not been in for a while

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21 Nov 2006

You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing.
You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing.
Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal.
A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession.
Which means I'm a Coy flirt..... innocent

:whistling:

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21 Nov 2006

Cal don't take Easy up on sharing a bed .......he is a duvet nicker....
congrats Mor ...does this mean we will be celerbrating this weekend :cheers: :cheers: and maybe you'll get one of these too passionkiss

assionkiss: :twisted: :twisted:

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by westerross
Hows about we set the scene ...........................................
crowded bar ......slighly smoked filled.........I walk in and scan the room .............I spot her sitting at the bar looking round .....I catch her eye and smile then look away slowly.......I make my way to the bar not looking at her but making sure I brush past her and as i walk past glance up and lick my lips......
I order my drink and send one over to her just to let her know she has caught my eye ..................I then make sure i postion myself so I am just in her eye line and spend the night looking over my glass at her and laughing and licking my lips and having eye contact just a fraction longer than most.
on the dance floor I make sure she knows I'm there ................ as I leave.....................I make eye contact for the last time and hope it has been as good for her as it has for me.
(it has worked on men in the past for me but don't know if it does anything for you Jag ops: or do you mean flirting with double meanings dropped in conversation)

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! Can I change all the 'she's and 'her's into 'he's and 'his's and imagine it's me puuuuuurrrrlleeeeeease!
.
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: (it is usually he's and his but as it was for Jags I thought I better use she and her)

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13 Jun 2006

I don't often go to bed alone but I do wake up alone .Since Easy has started this new job he has to start early some mornings and I do miss the sunday mornings we use to share .As for during the nights hes the one who doesn't get any bed ,no cover and is woke up by me talking and shouting in my sleep lol

:lol:

So hes probably praying I get a night job or one that takes me away :lol: :lol: :lol:

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13 Jun 2006

Hows about we set the scene ...........................................
crowded bar ......slighly smoked filled.........I walk in and scan the room .............I spot her sitting at the bar looking round .....I catch her eye and smile then look away slowly.......I make my way to the bar not looking at her but making sure I brush past her and as i walk past glance up and lick my lips......
I order my drink and send one over to her just to let her know she has caught my eye ..................I then make sure i postion myself so I am just in her eye line and spend the night looking over my glass at her and laughing and licking my lips and having eye contact just a fraction longer than most.
on the dance floor I make sure she knows I'm there ................ as I leave.....................I make eye contact for the last time and hope it has been as good for her as it has for me.
(it has worked on men in the past for me but don't know if it does anything for you Jag redface

ops: or do you mean flirting with double meanings dropped in conversation)

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2 May 2006

Quote by natandh
i prefer the first pair they make your curve of your arsebut the second ones where very impressive too , nice arse though

I agree on both comments biggrin

:D

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2 May 2006

I totally agree there....... :P :P :P wink

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2 May 2006

I am really bad when it comes to underware I have laods of matching bras and knickers toooooooooooooooooo many to wear in a week .................I'm now banned from going anywhere near the underware department in any store. redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: I love all types of knickers from thongs to the little hipsters.
I do however prefer men in a nice tight pair of boxers :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I don't like thongs on men they always make me laugh.................... biggrin

:D :D

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13 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

I will try to post more as well.

And may god help us all :shock: :scared: bolt

You leave Easy alone, unless you'e going to hog the pc and post more dunno

Countess
chance would be a fine thing ..........................now he knows all the restraint moves I've got less bloody chance :cry: :cry: :cry: (however some are fun :twisted: :twisted: )

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13 Apr 2006

Quote by easy
I will try to post more as well.

And may god help us all :shock: :scared: bolt

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10 Apr 2006

Quote by neilinleeds
..............................
well yes, it was rather forceful wasn't it, but i've been practicing telling people what to do, and i'm getting quite good at it so i am, but that's another story . . . .
neilinleeds x x x ;)

oooooooooooooo neil I like a man that that can tell me what to do in a forcefull manner...................keep it up :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Quote by little gem
Dawn, I smiled loads when I read that! :D Don't think it's me you'd have to fight with a big stick to get to easy, countess is scary and good greif... I wouldn't take her on for love nor money, she'd rip me to shreds! :scared: ;)

what you mean ...............me scary confused

:? :? :? :? :angel: :twisted:

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22 Oct 2005

Do you also get a nice trainee to help you with your shopping confused

:? :?

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22 Oct 2005

Dave you know your more than welcome to come round but it will only be me. wink

:wink: and don't worry too much about your accent in Rochdale it's understanding them you might have the problem with lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: .............................

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22 Oct 2005

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Morbius I thought you were telling us you had split up with Calista for one moment then I find it's a naughty thread about single male harrasment (I WISH) .....................................It's Easy who doesn't like that lol

:lol: :lol:

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