Here's the acid test to determine whether someone really has flu or just a cold, however stinking that cold may be.
If there was a jackpot winning lottery ticket lying outside your front door which is yours if you go and get it now. Would you go and get it?
Answer 'Yes', you've got a cold
Answer 'No', you're pretending to have flu
Issue a barely audible groan - yep, you've got flu.
No, I don't .....but somehow I just knew you were going to ask that question :confused:
I'll get me coat
Telling my boss she's doing a great job. Regularly.
Telling myself a) I'll win the lottery, b) I'll be glad I went to gym when the pain stops and c) sudoku isn't a complete waste of time.
Well, first priority should be that you can get a coffee without having to do all that ridiculous 'tall, frothy, skinny, double shot, free-range, mocha-frappa-lattessocino' gobbledegook. Can we do the ordering in English please? And can we have cakes like at Betty's in Harrogate?
I hear the worst symptoms are a sudden craving for millet and an urge to sit in trees and crap on the cars parked below.
Frankly, I think it will be a case of one flu over the cuckoo's nest.
I'll get me coat.
John Motson years ago - "For those of you watching in black and white, Tottenham are playing in yellow". Possibly apocryphal, but it's just the sort of thing that Motty would say.
They should have shaken it up and gone for a female Bond. 'The name's Bond....Jemima Bond'. Fiona Bruce would've been a shoe-in for the role. If she turned it down, Uma Thurman.
Since they've been boring and stuck with a man, it should've been Clive Owen but he can't act for toffee Inot that that's mattered much before). Or Billy Connelly.
:lol: (that was a joke, by the way!
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