So here’s the thing, I have the afternoon off. I am feeling horny, my wife is at work & my new lover, her Mum is 150 miles away, so trolling through stories here & having found a new joy in writing down what has happened recently I thought I might tell yo...

So after 25 years of only ever waking up next to the same woman, on Sunday morning I opened my eyes to find myself lying next to an older version of my wife. Joan was lying with her back to me, her grey hair tousled & breathing heavily enough to softly be...

This story might seem completely ridiculous but it is completely true & I am still shocked by the events of this weekend, which is why I have taken to writing it down, so it can be forever remembered. It involves me & my 71 year old Mother in Law. Now I a...