maybe it is there to reassure folks of their importance on this site....
It's a joke goddamnit!!!
Stu...of the "goading &...." variety
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Twisted Sister...that really brightened our day..thank you... you deserved the kiss for that.
Heard you are coming to the Midlands Munch..hopefully meet you there!!!
luv Fran
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OH MY GOD....
Our second biggest fear is that you guys will now turn up at these places....
BUGGER OFF
Nah, I am only joking....really...love ya all.....
Fred thinks he is sad with Time Team, bugger that, our favourite Forum outside of here is :
River Cottage Forum ( Fearnley - Whittingstall fans here ), we will tell you why if you really want to know, but you had better pm and ask..lol
but also love:
Big Country message boards
Bruce Watson Forums
you kinda have to appreciate Stu is more than nuts on BC and all associations ..lol.
Biggest fear revealing all this, not what/where we frequent, but the fact that all our lives (yours too if you have posted) seems to revolve around a cyber world..lol...well at least we talk.....
Lots of Luv
Fran
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We had a similar thread to this a while back...I think this link will take you back there
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/4768.html
Some good thoughts posted there.
Stu of the "Fran & " variety.
Was just perusing the NME and came across these classifieds, thought I would share them with you:
Under Wanted section:
SUEDE seek guitarist. Must have working knowledge of all David Bowie numbers 1972-74. Apply in Lipstick to B. Anderson, Godalming.
MARILYN MANSON requires band member. No weirdos please. Box 666.
HEAVY METAL BAND requires German speaker to advise on the correct use of umlauts.
MANIC STREET PREACHERS no longer seeking guitarist owing to massive upturn in sales.
DEF LEPPARD drummer offers wristwatch. No second hand. Will swop for Alvin Stardust's other glove. PO Box 713.
GARY BARLOW seeks time machine. Box 714.
BIG ISSUE NOS 1-473 Complete collection. Apply T. Handley c/o S. Ballet, Cardboard Box no. 27 Embankment.
NOEL SEEKS LIAM Where the Fuck are you? We're on stage in ten minutes!
QUORN FOR SALE 20 crates. Apply P. McCartney, Box 31, Sussex.
MICK JAGGER seeks AB Negative blood for paternity test. Boxes 66-96.
MANAGER required 'til end of week. Apply Geri Halliwell, Box 24.
WANTED 'Fantastic hits of the 70's', mint condition. Please forward to Boyzone composition department, Box 911.
HUMAN LEAGUE backing singers seek new positions. Would consider working as waitresses in cocktail bar, Box 993.
Under Personal Section:
CHRISSIE HYNDE seeks rock star husband for brief marriage. No time wasters or kinks members. Box 227.
NSM, GSOH, seeks vowel please, Carol, Box 44.
BLOKE in Corrs seeks attention. Box 95.
CHESNEY HAWKES seeks stalker to restore flagging career. Box 351.
HEADRILLAZ 'n' Da Lench Mobb seek spellchekka. Bokks195.
RUN DMC V JASON NEVINS
(Winner to play Bradford or Scunthorpe)
Have a good weekend folks!!!
Fran & Stu
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Jags said:
THREE - at one time???????????????????? Nooooooooo... not me, I would have remembered!!!!
think I have similar pic!!!!
LOL
Stu
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Sappho....hope that wasn't a scream...get Will to squirt Lemon Juice over you...chilli can be a tad hot!!!
Fran
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Now, I have to say that I have the very picture that proves that Jags and Will have not/would never fall out....it is very compromising and I may ask a certain friend of mine to turn it into an avatar for all to see.
Don't worry Jags sweetie, its not the cock shot, though your slap hand soon sorted any unexpected risings from the English (God Will give it up...bloody Declaration of Arbroath..and get that poster down of Edward Longshanks, Jags is gonna borrow the cat o' nine tails and sort you out!)
Lets all watch Mel Gibson in "BraveHeart"..swoon and feel celtic! (Then again, could a man of Mel Gibson's stature actually handle a Claymore?..lol)
Ok, bail out whilst I still have the Scots on my side!!!
Lots of luv
Stu of the "Fran & variety"
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Hello CCR,
Welcome to the Forum! I recall those feathers!! hehe!! :welcome:
Luv
Fran & Stu
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Nah Will, your Avatar is fine..love ya ruffle! OOHH EEERRR MISSUS!
Fred my boy (making him feel young, .....Stu hollows from kitchen ......"course he feels young.. he feels you...you are 24..thats young!!") putting your foot in it again!!! Where is my cat o' nine tails....or maybe the ice!!!!
Fran & Stu
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Beware folks this drip e mailed me, I kindly refused his offer and then received an e mail telling me he was prepared to pay and would that make a difference!!
He was soundly, tritely and profanely told to go and procreate!
Any Mods who look in, maybe this is not the type of person we want frequenting this site? I was upset, shocked and angered. Do I or anyone else on this site have to put up with crass idiots like this? I hope to god it was the first and the last such offer I will ever receive.
Fran
Then why do we allow either? Consistency is the question...consistency is the answer... I bleat on cos not one of the mods has commented on the "freedom" thread to my posting, yet continue to show their inconsistencies.
All or nothing has to be their watch word...yet it is applied...in my humble opinion somewhat sanctamoniously (did I spell that right....please feel free to correct me) .
I abbhor Censorship in all its forms it stifles the individual, creates conformity and allows the state to control where it has no right to... (ooohhh previous thread re: conspiracy theories and are MI6 watching..I hope so!!) Countries that censor have undergone revolution, war and all the evils of man...others that apply it succesfully only do so through fear or manipulation of the media (shit...Hutton Inquiry...that woke the spooks up)
Ok, so I am being flippant, but if this site is to welcome all then lets make the rules up front and clear, not asides, abuses, personal attacks or petty pm's to guys saying lose the cock shot. It is clear the admin and Mods want to and endeavour to run a professional, open site...lets keep it that way!
Enjoy one and all...and to the spooks.....BOOO...(that scared you!!)
Stu of the "Fran and variety"
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Carpy my friend, we have bantered with you in the past and although we may not have spoken recently we do think of you as a comrade in arms so to speak...especially as Fran used to be a Goth :twisted: LOL. (I may send you the pics ).
:therethere: :smitten: 
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