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Gambit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
UK

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Is there a record for the speed of a hijacking ?
Having gone through the morning entries, seems to be an average of about 5 posts. Now I've mentioned it though I have a funny feeling it may be a bit quicker....
lol
Gambit
( PS - Need a lift to Chippenham later if anyone is going that way.... )
Quote by Kinkster2006
hi there,
we are genuine swingers and we insist on face pics or fully clothed full length pics so we then know that the people that we are dealing with are not time wasters!!!!!!!!!
the time wasters will not give pics its the genuine people that will give them. we are always willing to supply pics to people as well. whats the point of not sending pics? you have to make sure that you fancy each other first before swinging with each other. the people could be really ugly or something like that. good luck to you all
S & A XX

Clothed pics are very important - I can't recall attending a meet where folk were already naked, especially in public!
Afterall we do look so very different with our clothes off....
lol
Gambit
Blatantly Blag away...
...that really is rather cool.
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Gambit
Reminds me of the A-Z of BMW drivers habits....
A - Arrogant
B - Bloody Minded
C - Crap
etc...
2200 miles in three days is not good for the mind. And yes, I have a thing about BMW drivers.... evil
Gambit
Customer service is lacking everywhere you go, which is why I always compliment when good service is received.
O/T a bit... wasn't there a thread recently about supermarket "meeting" ? Should the quality of opportunities decline in my local Waitrose I will be sure to complain!!
lol
Gambit
Just drove back from Monte Carlo and as soon as landed back on a British motorway all recollections of the wonderful French roads were forgotten.
God we are so uncivilised over here.
Give me a BMW 316 and I will take over the world - at least everyone else in front of me...
Rant Over
Gambit
Hi guys
For the first time in ages I have just heard "Black Lace" and "Gang Bang" from the great film "Rita Bob and Sue".
OK, I admit it in public, how I laughed!
lol
:lol:
So over to you - what makes you really laugh? You know, a proper side splittimg belly laugh......
Gambit
" We're having a gang bang, we're having a ball - we're having a gang bang against the wall...."
Love you....
G.
Quote by winchwench
Maybe its something to do with "Tingue Tounge Macadangdang??" dunno

Or of course "Tounge Tingue Macadangdang" !
One of TV's funnier moments of late !
lol
Gambit
Quote by
OK may be one of those with the transparent straps, You know the one no one can see.

Oh yeah, the "Invisible" ones.
Never ever seen one, so can't comment.
Right.
Gambit
Quote by de_sade
White & One, please.
Oh, and can you wash your hands before you shake the beans this time, please... :giggle:
De_sade

lol
Hmmm, wasn't Gareths finest hour that one.....
But what was "in the beans" ?
:lol:
Gambit
Quote by Gambit

btw, what's a tingue? dunno

I think it's like a tonge, but smaller.
lol
Gambit
OK, a tongue....
Coffee time.
:lol:
Gambit
Quote by Sassy-Seren
btw, what's a tingue? dunno

I think it's like a tonge, but smaller.
lol
Gambit
There is nothing worse in the hot weather than a man who should be wearing a bra going topless...
Just an observation lol
Gambit
Quote by robbie_rob
was i right or totally over the top?

Sadly, in this "I don't give a f**k" age, the roads are strewn with garbage, just check out any roundabout near a motorway exit. And how many bottles of Pi$$ ?
Back to point, it was very brave, but very risky. There are a lot of loons out there carrying knives and guns and you may have ended up a statistic.
If you have a company van, knock his drivers mirror off, apologise and swap insurance details. It won't cost you anything but sure as hell bugger his week up.
:twisted:
Gambit
Quote by H-x
Does anyone actually chat people up in the supermarket or is it urban myth?
H.x

It's not a myth and the place has been mentioned already - Waitrose every time, round by the organic veg, is where you will get the best results chatting up the "Ladies".
Just pretend to have half an interest in kohlrabbi or mung beans and within the hour Bob will be your uncle. Rumour going round is that now Waitrose have in store coffee shops it can be even quicker!
Gambit
( WTF are Mung Beans anyway ? )
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Quote by AndyW5
I also like a girl to decorate her c**t with the hair nature gave her.

I must admit that this bit made me laugh because all I could think of was decorated privet hedges at stately homes.... confused
....must get that coffee now.
lol
Gambit
Even I, as a "bloke", really don't like the "C" word. It's just not used.
That is of course unless it is in reference to under achieving, poorly endowed, mortgage advisors and office stationery salesmen who drive BMW 316 saloons recklessly on the M25 when some of us innocents are just trying to go about our daily business without causing grief to anyone..... evil
Sorry - rant over biggrin
Seriously though, for me, it's always been a no no.
Gambit
Thought that I would prop up the numbers this morning.... someone mention coffee ?
Gambit
Now..... show me a bloody BMW X5 that can do that......"

Agreed.
Gambit
( Selling a "55" plate Nissan Navara in three weeks if anyone is interested... Oh no, sorry, thought this was the Auto Trader... lol :lol: :lol: )
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Its been there a couple of months so I can see me having a think for a new avatar now confused

innocent :whistling: :whistling::rascal:
Now THERE's a challange
rotflmao:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Don't you wag your eyebrows at me :giggle:
You cant beat a good Google image search. Mind you it did take a while to find a suggestively naked Mike Gambit !
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To sleep with one ear open so that I never miss a late night tap on the door again...
Gambit
lol
This is a really good question - it made me think back.
I guess it all kind of "started" when after a pretty intense 3 day relationship with a lady from Cambridge. After explaining that what we had was only physical as her husband was "unable" she then recommended me to a friend...
The rest as they say is history.
As for the internet, I am still undecided - but it is a big world out there and I do like new places and to make new friends. biggrin
Gambit
I guess that if I woke as a woman and still 6'1", slim and very well presented it would definitely be a day to be on parade to study the male interest as of course there would be so much.... wink
Would my wardrobe have changed too ?
Gambit
Quote by meat2pleaseu
This post couldnt be more transparent fishing if he was wearing a sowesta and carrying a rod

maybe he's hoping to shout "thar' she blows" wink
Jolly Roger perhaps ?
Gambit
Admittedly I am a water baby ( not the human kind rolleyes ) a definite yes yes all round for all of the suggestions...
Notes have been made lol
Gambit
Tell me, if say "Big_Shiny_Cock" resigns - does the id become available again or is it lost forever?
Not that I wish to be known by that title, but you see the point?
Gambit
( I think I have just dug a very large hole for myself.... perhaps I should be getting on with some work now and have a coffee biggrin )
It does seem to me that it is "us guys" who are the most guilty of "crap" user names. Even I am disappointed by some as clearly you ladies would be.
Gambit
( My TV hero in the 70's...! )
And here's me, about to jump in the bath. It wont be the same now....
Gambit