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Jemlet
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Hampshire

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Tomorrow we celebrate our 11th anniversary :inlove:
It works for us!
Quote by louise_and_joe
I only practise safer sex but omg that would be a nightmare. I cringe just thinking about it. I think that it would be a very hard situation to handle emotionally for both me and Joe, probably more so for Joe. I personally dont agree with abortions except in cases of etc so no i wouldnt abort a baby from someone else. I dont think that id tell the father if he was just a one nighter, and if Joe was ok would rather pass the baby off as his. Some of you may not agree with this and I would proably act different if it actually happened but these are just my thoughts for now.
Louise xx

and hope like mad that the baby resembles you. It would be an awful situation to be in though
Use the right click to open in a new window or tab - saves an awful lot of hassle. When you are finished looking at the ad then you can close the tab/window and go back to the list in the original window smile
Quote by Ukwineman
Forgive me father I have been reading and perving and not posting redface I promise to change
Jem

Well hellooo x
welcome to the forums wave
Thanks xxx
:boxing: damn you Drewxcore you spend too much time in here and have all you replies ready, i been here for nearly an hour going through posts and missed this one.
:giggle: :welcome: have fun in here
kiss kiss thanks wine man I'm sure I will
Quote by Drewxcore
Forgive me father I have been reading and perving and not posting redface I promise to change
Jem

Well hellooo x
welcome to the forums wave
Thanks xxx
Forgive me father I have been reading and perving and not posting redface I promise to change
Jem
Quote by sexualenergy
Thankyou all for replying to my query. For those of you that asked, it is my move getting a vibrator. Introducing it as a surprise, she has mentioned them before and said we should start to be a bit more adverturous. I have had more partners and been experimental, so i am taking it all slow with her, let her find what she wants.
ALso would like to point out it is nothing to do with poor sex at the moment. We have great sex and go at it all night. Just adding variety!
I am thinking that a simpler one to start of with (not a rabbit) might be a good thing. Ease her in, or ease IT in as the case may be.
xxx so thanks again
xxx

noo rabbits are so good!
Quote by mattmoleman
My absolute favourite at the moment is a nice big bacon and brie sandwich with lots of cranburry source. The bacon is hot so the brie melts into it. I could eat them alllll day.

That sounds absolutely divine. You might also enjoy a steak served on a panini toasted with garlic butter, lots of brie and basil smile
Mrs Fc I'm with you on the garlic too :lickface:
Quote by gilbert
Just a question to you ladies that utilize the plastic,
do you find that having spent time with the artificial, it takes you longer with the real thing? or does it ready you for the real thing
I ask as a market research question for a friend of the feminine persuasion, who adores her buzzy toys
but it is something I am sure many blokes would like to know as well.
Gilbert

It makes you very ready for the real thing ;)
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Is this a bum thread or what!!! :lol2:

and what nice bottoms they are smile
Dave don't get me wrong I wouldn't want to undemine the notherners hospitality for a moment smile and heck we have even been known to enjoy haggis :)
redface sorry about the title and thanks Jags for fixing it for me.
My husband will love some of the replies. Now I just have to convince my mother to move closer ;)
Quote by roger743
Ermmmmm! Attachments for pinics?

Somewhere to put your doughnut while you're drinking your tea..? rolleyes
as an alternative to the game where you throw hoops over a pole - use doughnuts ;D
Quote by Fun365
I don't have an advert but if I did I would want to entice people like yourselves to respond as you seem to have so much more to offer than just handy attachments to take on picnics biggrin

Ermmmmm! Attachments for pinics?
confused
Paul
When nature calls its the only time being a women is a nuisance ;)
Lemon Merangue, chololate cake with chocolate icing or strawberry cheesecake such tough decisions! The strawberry cheesecake won biggrin
I don't have an advert but if I did I would want to entice people like yourselves to respond as you seem to have so much more to offer than just handy attachments to take on picnics biggrin
Quote by warwick
I was just reading Judy tv s post regarding single swingers and it made me think.
Judy was saying that not welcoming new members was impolite
Now I have not welcomed new members because I felt that I was too much of a newbie myself
My question is have I now been around long enough to welcome people
your thoughts please confused:

Warwick with 166 posts to your credit you are part of the furniture XXXX
You do know about sand and its ability to get everywhere ;)
Thanks for the warm welcome and encouragement - it is good to know there is hope (and rich babysitters ;) )
Well with advice like that well_busty_babe I knew there was a reason that I love this site biggrin
Hi Everyone
I'm fairly new here and you all seem like an amazing bunch of people. I love visiting the cafe but I must admit to being a little shy - I'm the blonde sitting in the corner kicking herself for not joining in the fun.
One thing that has been bothering me is a logistics question. How do you get to play when you have small children? I cannot be the only one that wants to bin the mummy persona for a couple of hours.
Thanks
Jem
Quote by TheRooG
Wow. They sound great.
I will have to get my missus some of them!
The RooG

Or an oyster for more public fun with a remote control ;)