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Kinky__babe
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · West Midlands

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I was drumming up more business in the mids chat room last night and couple of peeps were interested, so hopefully you'll get a couple of emails this week Wunderhorse lol
More asses I can kick the better me thinks :lol: KIDDING of course, I just would find coming anywhere but last quite resepctable for a girl cool
My problem is I actually love footie and know quite a bit...so know all the best players and cant afford them all...! I have a couple of dark horses tho me thinks.... wink
Roll on Saturday... biggrin
Quote by tantricboy
Balloons...have a total fear and actually get slightly hysterical watching them at parties...if one comes near me I run as if Im being chased by a big tiger redface
Also people scraping the cutlery accross their plates making that squeeking sound...oh and noisy eaters (deep nose breathing is not attractive to watch or listen to!!)
Also...3 foot, 90 yr old female drivers...enough said :shock:

You do realise you've just given me all the ammunition I ever need.
You know you could never annoy me wink
Balloons...have a total fear and actually get slightly hysterical watching them at parties...if one comes near me I run as if Im being chased by a big tiger redface
Also people scraping the cutlery accross their plates making that squeeking sound...oh and noisy eaters (deep nose breathing is not attractive to watch or listen to!!)
Also...3 foot, 90 yr old female drivers...enough said :shock:
Quote by deancannock
think thats it...i'm in....thou I did make very sure I Choose no West Brom players....I mean as if i would allow a tesco bag to play for my team !!!

Clearly you must be the one scum fan thats been allowed on there?? biggrin Knew there would have to be at least one Dingle in the place rolleyes lol
Im Blue and White, the Wolves are shite, Im albionnnnnn till I dieeeeeeeee... :lol:
Let the games begin Deano wink :lol:
Anyone watch Nip/Tuck??? This is the storyline from an episode of that lol
Mmmmmm Dr Troy wink
Quote by venus68
I'm so picky about everything else I think I would never meet anyone if I paid too much attention to detail. Yes if it is in your face not nice I will be put off by it, but a little disarray or untidyness does not bother me.
As for dishes needing washing!!! :shock:
I have a dish washer and kind of pile it all on the side until I have time to put it all in. I guess that makes me a Manky Mandy? redface Does come up clean though lol.
Ok I have a habit of piling clothes on the chair in my bedroom too until I could be bothered to either put it away or put it in the wash basket.
Hmmm... I don't think you would want to meet me Bruce lol. In my defence I do have 3 jobs and a child to look after single handed.

This is me too! If you look at my pics, I have clothes that have been ironed waiting to be hung up in the kids rooms in the background lol I like to think this shows Im housewifey :lol: I know Im not actually dirty, its surface mess thats easily put away...I tend to have pics taken spur of the moment...kinda ruins it if I say "hold on, lets clean my room before you flash that cam in this direction..." :lol:
I came on as my 'then boyfriend' mentioned this site in passing conversation one night, I logged in the next day and searched for his username that he uses on all sites...low and behold it had his and his so-called "ex's" pics on (who he was in business with so worked with everyday) and it was a couples profile with recent ad's etc....we'd been together about 4 months!! :shock: He couldnt even deny it was an old profile as it had that he's logged in 30 mins before rolleyes
I finished with him, then joined up hoping it would piss him off. Found I actually liked the site much better than conventional dating sites I was on...least on here I can be honest that I dont have time to give to a full on relationship lol
Oh and he's still on here and will prob read this...you know who you are mista wink
Ooooo me me me!! Count me in, add me, sign me up! I wanna play lol
Will PM you my email add now, role on the footie season...wooooo hoooooooo!
(P.s. I know Im a girl but Im a MASSIVE footie fan so Ill try to keep the 'I love footie/my team/men in shorts' posts to a minimum after next Saturday :shock: )
I'd like to give away my ex husband....
If fact, I'd like to trade him with whoever wanted to get rid of a 21 yr old lol
KB x x x
Being a midwife (officially in 5 weeks anyway lol ), I have to say that unless the cervix is soft and ready, nothing is going to get labour going. Everything that people have suggested are all things we suggest to women, but we have no clue if they work or if they're just ready to go into labour and then attribute it to the shagging/pineapple/walking/nipple tweeking/ etc etc!
Most women are offered a membrane sweep when they are 7 days overdue and again, this is only 50/50 but at least the midwife will be able to tell you if your cervix feels soft and ready if you choose to have this.
All the textbooks and research still dont know (after all these centuries of women having babies!!) exactly what it is that triggers labour...but at least you feel like you're doing something if you try all the things people have mentioned biggrin
Good luck!!
KB x x x
Tight jeans, tight fitted shirt, tight pants/boxers...really dont matter as if all goes well, they'll be off in no time wink
KB x x x
Ok my above post is all quoted wrong, told you I couldnt use it properly! The quoted bit is me yabbering on!! lol
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I also looked at a video somewhere on SH...the one I looked at showed what I thought WAS urine. I thought this because she kept stopping as if concentrating on letting herself pee!!!! If you have a gushing experience during or not during an orgasm, there is no controlling it in such a way as in the video!
Perhaps this is the vid that I watched too then as it defo came from the urethra there, I may not know many things but gimme gynacology and I know my stuff ;-)
Ok, cant really use the quote larky thing properly on here so...
The article link posted further up the page cites research studies in which ladies who experienced gushing, had a catheter was passed into their urethra's and then had sex/ masturbated or whatever got them to orgasm....to see what happened. The fluid that gushed down the catheter when they orgasmed was tested, was not urine but defo came from the urethra.
Of course, this is only some of the research in this area and I never carried it out, so who knows how flawed it is lol
TanKinky, can only say what I seen on that video, no experience myself (cries!) but I find a urethra at work at least once a day, so it defo came from there in that vid lol
That wikipedia link is good and it does say
"Current studies verify that female ejaculate is expelled through the urethra yet many continue to believe that the fluid leaves the body through the vagina".
But goes onto say its not pee and they still dont know wtf it is lol....
So basically...just enjoy :lol:
KB x x x
Im no expert in gushing, but am in the female reproductive system thanks to my job...having watched a video posted on here the other day which is very close up of this happening to a woman, it is the urethra that this fluid comes out of...which would tell me its pee. No idea for sure as never happened to me :cry: lol, but thats defo where it came from in this instance, not the vagina.
Obviously a good orgasm renders you uncontrollable and fully relaxed wink ...the urethra and bladder are both made up of smooth muscle layers, which would also relax with the orgasm. The urethra also has an sphincter muscle between it and the bladder, which is usually under voluntary control...however, with an orgasm this sphincter muscle would contract and retract...hence squirting the pee out uncontrollably.
Just my thoughts anyway :idea:
KB x x x
I'll try my hardest Kate....hmmm, now let me see if I can find a single male to take with me... lol