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Kinky__babe
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Bisexual Female, 44
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Kinky__babe
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Hi my gawjus ex stella drinking buddy lol , just wanted to wish you a happy b'day from me, shone and the family. Great to see u all the other night and cant wait to catch up properly next time! Love you (and the shexi mrs chat!) to bits! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Kinky__babe
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I've worked a few shifts in our GUM clinic. They ask names first, so that if you test positive for something like HIV,they can then go on and contact the partners for you...as when faced with a positive result, the last thing you want to do is contact old lovers.
Cant say I agree with it tho and on a personal note, I would never give the names of my partners and dont bat an eyelid when people refuse to give them! Then again, I wouldnt let an un-condomed cock near me....nothing like working in the GUM clinic and seeing syphilis cock and genital warts to put you off unprotected sex wink
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Kinky__babe
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Hello, can you add me and Shone to the list please...we have managed to con a babysitter lol
TY xxxxxxx
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Kinky__babe
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Hiya, can you put Shone down next to my name please. Gonna try our hardest to make it, babysitter permitting of course rolleyes
Thanks! x
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Kinky__babe
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Ok...todays blame...
I blame Dean for me being 5 minutes late to fetch the kids from school and getting soaked in the rain...the rain is also Dean's fault lol
The day aint over yet so sure Ill have more to blame you for by the end of it Deanoooooooooo :lol:
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Kinky__babe
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OOOO Deano, this thread is one Im sure I will have a future ahead of me posting on....hmm, now what can I blame you for first....
I blame you for the weight added from your bacon sarnies u did me the other morning wink
I blame you for the mids room being totally fooked tonight...clearly ur fault as Im sure you're aware...also while we're at it, Im blaming you for the 2 bags of crisps I ate while waiting to get back in that bloody room!
I blame you for me having no stella left in my fridge (a mans job is to ensure said woman is always supplied with beers!)
I blame you for me being up too late last nite...oh and awake too early this morning lol
I blame you for the world ending on wednesday if rumour is correct and this black hole does errr open...clearly you should be doing something to stop that happening in advance...
Thats it for now my lovely biggrin
Sure I will keep this post somewhere near the top of the forum where it belongs :lol:
Luffs ya really :wink:
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Kinky__babe
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Quote by TanKinky
Oh and can anyone else tell when they are ovulating? i always know! and i dont know why but i do - always a good way to turn a man off "oh did you know im ovulating right now?" :shock:

I always know when Im ovulating, can actually feel ovulation pains, doubles me over sometimes. Most women are randy around ovulation too...its natures way of making us pro-create...telling us to shag when we're most likely to get preggers!
My periods are like clockwork, I have severe PMT so much so that none of my mates ring me wen Im due on (the whole world knows my cycle!) redface . My mom rings me just for an argument wen I have PMT mad
I have a 26 day cycle one month, then a 30 day cycle the next month...so clearly I have one ovary lazier than the other cool
Five days before I come on, I get a migraine which will last till I start bleeding...
Four days before I come on, I eat all the chocolate the world has to offer....
Three days before I come on I get so moody I will kill any mother f****r that looks at me wrong....
Two days before I come on, I overheat...think that the sun is falling from the sky Im so hot...Also have period pains start (I have fibroids and endometriosis so these are classic symptoms!)
The night before, still in agony by now and cant sleep cuz hot, uncomfortable and raging in my bed over nothing...just wanna moan about anything!
Bleeding starts...mood is back to happy...in absolute agony so the pain killers (and many other drugs I have to take for the fibroids/endometriosis) make me all warm and fuzzy lol
Bleed heavy for 2 days, usually faint at least once, cant leave house on day 1...can function on day 2....bleed normal for another 5 days and the cycle starts again.....
OH THE JOY! rolleyes
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Kinky__babe
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Quote by Misshorny111
Put me down Dean.....tis me buffdee weekend after all! I will have a word with the boss (ssshhhhhhh...let him believe it for a while) and get him to put his name down too. lol

Oooo I have to come now me sis is coming lol
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Kinky__babe
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One day Im gonna watch the news, study the players and pick a team that might actually get me some points....:shock:
Am I allowed to ask who's top? Know who it is on there but being newish...dont know who you are on here....OWN UP SO I CAN HISS AT YOU....erm, I mean shake your hand lol
Deanoooooo....Im on top of you wink
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Kinky__babe
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I suppose I could be persuaded to attend lol Pending babysitter as usual!
Can a basque, stockings, suspenders be classed as scary??? No? Just a bag over my head then? OK :shock:
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Kinky__babe
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Quote by deancannock
Pop me down pending babysitter etc.
Cant miss something 5 mins from my home! lol
Ill do whatever you want wink Meaning drinks, dancing, food...or whatever else you have in mind. :lol:

well food...drink..or dancing..was not what was on my mind.....but you did say didn't you that you would do ANYTHING....i had in my mind !!! :twisted:
Long as it keeps me smiling :lol:
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Kinky__babe
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Pop me down pending babysitter etc.
Cant miss something 5 mins from my home! lol
Ill do whatever you want wink Meaning drinks, dancing, food...or whatever else you have in mind. :lol:
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Kinky__babe
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Happy Birthday for Sunday Mrs Chat, hope Mr Chat makes your day (and nite) a good un lol
mwah! x
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Kinky__babe
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Had a fab time last nite, nice to meet you all at last biggrin Thanks for taking my chams virginity so pleasantly wink Cant wait to go again lol
Hope you had a lovely birthday Kate, you looked gorgeous :kiss
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Kinky__babe
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Quote by fabio
okay....... this is where a now feel a bit weird....
I have never had the inclination to measure mine ever....
it is weird cause potential meets always ask... and when I tell them that I have never bothered to measure it, it can cause issues....
so am i the norm in swinging or am i the exception...... ??

In my experience, most men know the exact size of their penis, presumably thru measuring.
I agree with most posts, size isnt really important if someone knows what to do with it. One of my ex's had a 9 inch cock but he cum in under 2 minutes every time.... :shock: Id rather he had a 5 inch cock that lasted wink
To the OP, Id say over 8inches is VWE. 6-7 is average and more than enough for my itty bitty vag lol
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Kinky__babe
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I have found (some) men tend to hunt for the clit straight away, then go for gold...sucking, chewing and basically trying to eat the god damn thing in an attempt to get me to orgasm..... confused rolleyes
Women tend to know that that ^^^^^^^^^ is only gonna have me squirming to get away in the opposite direction and therefore take their time, to build up to putting their tongue anywhere near the clit, meaning when it gets there....a little lick can be enough to drive me crazy wink
Thats just my experience tho lol
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Kinky__babe
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Ok...remember me talkin about an ass kicking?? Think its gonna be me thats getting it lol
I have my 5 midfielders injured/on olympic duty (ffs, you think Id have checked that out beforehand rolleyes !!!) or basically cannot be arsed to play this week (ok, that may be a lie... confused )
I think its a conspiracy theory against, well....me! biggrin
To all you erm....lovely people :shock: with lots of points already, enjoy kicking my ass wont ya :lol:
Off to drown my sorrows....oh and read the news so I know wtf is happening with my players before I make any transfers and buy in a tennis player on accident :idea: :lol:
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Kinky__babe
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Quote by Peanut
Im like the tin man out of the Wizard of Oz, hollow inside lol

But performs well after a good oiling? :twisted:
Helllllllllll yeah wink
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Kinky__babe
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Quote by westerross
Haemorrhage
Diarrhoea
Can never remember how to spell either and find myself having to ask people everytime. redface

Even worse if yer using 'em in the same sentence! :shock:
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Be pretty bad damn luck for whoever I was describing biggrin
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Kinky__babe
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I tell my children on a daily basis and tell my family and mates all the time.
Never say it to a man...they never last long enough to use the 'L' word so I'd probably freak them out if I said it after a couple of months, plus it'd be a lie cuz I dont think Im capable of loving a bloke! Thought I was in love when I got married, now looking back I dont think it was love. Im like the tin man out of the Wizard of Oz, hollow inside lol
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Kinky__babe
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Haemorrhage
Diarrhoea
Can never remember how to spell either and find myself having to ask people everytime. redface
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Kinky__babe
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Best (was): 'Nice and Slow' by Usher (ruined for me now after a certain someone took the piss out of the whole song...You know who you are wink )
Worst: Any dance music!
Must admit I usually end up sexing to Enigma rolleyes Have to sort my cd's out and be in charge of the cd player before sexi time lol
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Kinky__babe
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Quote by tantricboy
As a fairly feminine, pouting, preening, camp, but heterosexual guy

Ok ok lover, I may have thought you was gay at first....but I definitely dont now wink
So to me, when it comes to you... camp no longer means gay lol
Mwah x x x x
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Kinky__babe
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I used to think mine wasnt very nice, but then started this career where I spend all day, every day looking at vaginas....now I realise mine is actually quite attractive lol
And despite two babies naturally, Im told Im still tight as a virgin wink
Pelvic floor exercises ladies....Daily basis and for life...Dont wanna be pissing ourselves in the nursing home when we're older :lol:
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Kinky__babe
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Quote by noladreams30
I was drumming up more business in the mids chat room last night and couple of peeps were interested, so hopefully you'll get a couple of emails this week Wunderhorse lol
More asses I can kick the better me thinks :lol: KIDDING of course, I just would find coming anywhere but last quite resepctable for a girl cool
My problem is I actually love footie and know quite a bit...so know all the best players and cant afford them all...! I have a couple of dark horses tho me thinks.... wink
Roll on Saturday... biggrin

No offence Kinky Babe... but I won the first season we did this. I boasted lots about my footballing acumen at the start of last season... I'll even hold my hands up and say it, I gloated. rolleyes
Then I absolutely bombed. Pride (or should that be Den, Maz, Fabio et al) come before a fall in the fickle world of fantasy football!!
I have deliberately chosen to keep schtum this year... Let's see if that works! :wink:
Ah babe, all a bit of fun. Couldnt care if I come last! Im used of that anyway supporting the team I support :shock: :lol: Just wanna start the banter early...as I said, if I come anywhere above last place, Ill see that as an achievement :lol:
So...you won the first season...who's in your team then? :lol:
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Kinky__babe
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Happy Birthday Soho babe, no such thing as a secret in this place lol
Hope you have a great day and an even better night wink
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Kinky__babe
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Happy Birthday Jiggs you little remote theif you! Hope you have a lovely birthday babe!!!
Much love
KB x x x
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Kinky__babe
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I never feel like I NEED to belong to a group, cause I know Im great lol and would be quite happy being a loner... cool
Realistically, I prob am part of many groups (not talking about on here specifically), but I think that comes about just because Im confident and easy to get along with.
In the chat room on here, I always use the same room every time Im on and its mainly the same people in there....I guess an outsider would call us a group biggrin ...but dont think we're clique as we'll talk to everyone...or at least I will anyway....But maybe thats just cause Im an effin chatterbox and no one can shut me up :lol: confused
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Kinky__babe
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Quote by R6_biker
Although I found it by accident as a result of rescuing a distraught TV from the hands of thugs at a Dogging site... l-o-n-g story LOL
x

Elaborate please..... lol
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