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I saw I had a PM, my heart skipped a beat.....
A newsletter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I felt exactly the same!
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MikeNorth
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I've been digging a bit down in the vaults (not far enough down to find the Sarge :sad: ), and found a thread worth reviving, especially for Judy's contribution (see page 1 )
Never been married, but I've always had "Devoted To You" by Carly Simon & James Taylor earmarked as my song should I ever find myself going up or down the aisle.
)Never been married, but I've always had "Devoted To You" by Carly Simon & James Taylor earmarked as my song should I ever find myself going up or down the aisle.
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I also adore debauchery - the word that is... although the actions described thus can also be most diverting!
When I saw the thread title I just knew this word would be here from you Nola. I'd be very worried if it wasn't. It's so Nola.
Plethora is one word I like a lot. I'm sure I will think of more....
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Habit, started off before the internet was invented, used to send polaroids off to a PO box number and then wait for a reply, had some fun replies tho, and made some good friends along the way.... did anyone else have to by Loot and read the back pages??...lol
Yes..here
I used the magazine box number system for a few threesome meets in the 1980s (and I have still got a couple of the polaroids from meets), and did a lot of meets via Loot classified ads when I lived in London during the 1990s, meeting up with couples and single females. Even the dating ads in Loot were full of females looking for...erm...something more than a cup of coffee. 
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Has anyone heard of a club apparently known as Number Seven in Stoke Newington?
For a second I saw the title and thought you had a thing for London buses.
Me too .... The number 7 doesn't go through stokie though, does it??...
It only goes as far as the gas works mate. :lol2:
Thought that was only after 6pm and all day Sunday.
Hi xchris, I thought I would be clever and find something via googling, but I'm afraid google is not our amigo on this....nothing comes up (as it were).
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Just an update: I bumped into him unexpectedly today at work. I actually blushed. :giggle:
Now, that's something I've never thought of before. I've had occasions where women I know have blushed when I met them or saw them. It has never occured to me before that it could have been because I have been at some time or other, their wank fantasy. Hmmmm, how intriguing.
Sorry for the slight tangent Nola.
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Hi Mrs-BMW, well to be honest i know that my kind of " entertainment" is not what the couples or females are looking for in this site, just to do that to bring laughs,fun and smiles on live cam,that is all and yeah don't take that seriously because then would be boring!
Hey Mr Cock, you started this thread making what I thought was a serious point about non-repliers and timewasters. But your response to other people's (mostly) serious offers of advice is that you just want to bring fun and entertainment to people - as in the response above. So maybe you've answered your own question: bad manners? Timewasters? Never mind, just carry on with the fun and laughs!
Most things have been covered above, but one thing I cannot see mentioned is that a munch has to be open to all SH members who want to come. Anyone who organises an event where they wish to doctor the statistics, i.e. make it couples only, or (more often) restrict the number of single males, cannot call it a munch - it would have to be a social.
The old SH used to be for UK residents only, and admin would boot anyone who registered from abroad, but now they are allowed, and even have their own separate section in the ads. And they always seem to be set at 3577 miles away...it used to be 2411 miles. I suppose the milage measurer in here only copes with UK places.
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I don't see what the attraction is .... as long as they cum ... job done!!
I agree. I suppose a guy shooting a big load impresses/turns on some people because of some psychological association with greater potency, but there is no connection. It's common that guys tend to shoot a bigger load the longer time that has elapsed since the previous "shot" - that's certainly the case with me.
From Wikipedia, also for the OP:
The force and amount of semen that will be ejected during an ejaculation will vary widely between men and may contain between 0.1 and 10 milliliters. (By way of comparison, note that a teaspoon is 5 ml and a tablespoon holds 15 ml.) Adult semen volume is affected by the time that has passed since the previous ejaculation; larger semen volumes are seen with greater durations of abstinence.
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Anyway - for those of you who came late to the party - all our threads have been removed - but I did manage to save this one for prosperity. I am sorry it doesn't have the posters names - but I think we can tell by the posting style who they belonged to
original post:
Does anyone know how to stop a neighbors small schnauzer from barking
,,,aside from shootin the damm thing ? ? any natural sprays anti dog barker
salutions. they leave for weeks and this stoopid dog yaps all night long
Down with small dogs and fucked up pet owners..
After various well intentioned answers from forum members - the SH invasion
team entered the fray:
Can you get hold of any helium and get the dog to breath it in, whilst it
doesn't stop the dog from barking it at least makes it bark in a very high
pitch ......a change is as good as a rest?
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i dont understand this obssesion with owning dogs anyway!
EVERYONE knows goldfish are the way to go!!!!!!
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I would agree with you Mr. WUBB, the goldfish is a much quieter alternative
to owning a dog, but lack the 'lap appeal' ..
I have also found them very difficult to train and as yet havn't found a
single species that will sit and roll on command.
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Buy a bigger dog than theirs.
It won't stop the other dog from barking, but at least you will have the
satisfaction of knowing that yours is louder
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dear sir, at risk of sounding rude - you are WRONG!
i have a good friend who claims it is quite EASY to train a goldfish to roll
on command.
perhaps mr J you are settleing for less than the best money can buy?
should you need any advice on goldfish training please feel free to contact
me care of my SH towers PO box address.
WBB
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alternatively invest in a modest sized dog complete with a megaphone.
admittedly it can be rather tiring to have to run out and hold the megaphone
to the dogs mouth every time it barks, but the saving in dog food will make
it worthwhile.
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It's a size thing isn't it??? Go on admit it!!!!!!!
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Or, a very small dog with a microphone and loudspeakers !!!!
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Absolute rubbish Mr WUBB, the only way to get a goldfish to roll when you
want it to is to put it in the tumble dryer and that just isn't
right.........anyway I don't wish to become embroilled in a disagreement
about fish when the original post was concerened with dogs.
So back to the dog.........I've had some partial success with a neighbours
dog in the past by covering it's smiffies in peanut butter, the dog becomes
engrossed in licking it off and stops barking. My wife suggested that I try
doing this to stop me moaning, however when I did, the damn dog bit me.
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no i'm sorry mr davej sir, but i'd have to agree with busty.
course you can't expect to train yer run of the mill domestic goldfish to do
much more than swim through a little plastic castle, but in the wild, yer
pedigree goldfish is a cunning, ruthless predator. i believe the United
States Navy have a squad of goldfish specially trained in underwater
demolition, a bit like dolphins, except dolphins are bigger, oh and mammals,
obviously, but it's the same principle.
there's no reason why a pedigree goldfish can't be trained to come on
command, beg, bubble at strangers menacingly, etc etc
neil x x x
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For those who haven't got time or inclination to scroll through the whole 18 pages, this is the very best bit of the SH invasion of that forum. Rainbows' introduction at the top explains it. Warning: do not eat or drink anything while reading this!
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One of my most memorable times on here was the night a long time ago when about a dozen of us regulars from here "invaded" a couple of chat rooms on another site where a member here had reported anti-gay tirades were being posted. We caused absolute mayhem and madness in the few chat rooms for a couple of hours, until most of us got banned. Anyone else remember?
Was this the religious site in the USA if I remember rightly Mike?
The site wasn't specifically religious, though some of the content was. The SH thread about it can be seen here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/39751.html
One of my most memorable times on here was the night a long time ago when about a dozen of us regulars from here "invaded" a couple of chat rooms on another site where a member here had reported anti-gay tirades were being posted. We caused absolute mayhem and madness in the few chat rooms for a couple of hours, until most of us got banned. Anyone else remember?
You mean some people actually meet new people other than via the internet these days? :confused: Just say you met via the internet - it covers everything. A lot of people seems to get to know others local to them via , so you could say you exchanged something via that, or bought or sold each other something via another site. A couple I went round to for a swinging meet once were worried about who they would say I was if any of the neighbours saw me, so I just suggested they say I was selling them some records or something similar.
Talking of how common meeting people via the internet is, in an obituary in the Guardian the other day a man whose partner had died wrote that they had met each other via internet dating. I think that must be some kind of first!
Talking of how common meeting people via the internet is, in an obituary in the Guardian the other day a man whose partner had died wrote that they had met each other via internet dating. I think that must be some kind of first!
