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MikeNorth
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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Current favourite words of mine are "bombazine" (a sort of silk-like material), and "espresso".
And it must be under the influence of the writings of Nola that I love the word "debauched". :twisted:
Quote by noladreams

A really interesting article.
April 15th is always a solemn day.

Thanks Nola, that's a brilliant link - I'm so glad I didn't miss that.
Well, it makes a change from PC disasters! I was sure PVC was going to be a typo.
Hope you get it all sorted out, NWC.
I was an ardent "peakie" too, though I agree with the OP that the series lost its way in series two. As well as Sherilyn Fenn, there was Lara Flynn Boyle.:P And as well as the log lady, there was Bob, and the dancing dwarf, and "the owls are not what they seem".
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Is it true that the bloke out of Dollar now (or did, a few years ago) sells ring-doughnuts on Brighton Pier?
I like doughnuts.
I never liked Dollar.
Brighton's ok.
lp

When I was in Brighton about 3-4 years ago I saw him manning a food stall in Churchill Square, right in the middle of the main shopping area in Brighton. I think it was burgers as well he was selling - I didn't buy anything from him.
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
I wish I had enough mail that it was an issue sad

I'm totally unbothered - haven't had a PM since 20 October 2009. lol
Which celeb would you like as your swing partner ???
I think I'd like Lea Michele (Rachel from Glee). :P
It's brilliant - one of the very best things on TV right now. And I can't stop playing "Don't Stop Believing".
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Dualit.
...sorry, errm: Toaster.
oh blimey; Towcester.
I'm not doing this right am I?
lp

It's Tadcaster. In sunny Yorkshire. lol
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
I once managed to cut someones head open with the heels on my boots but he still talks to me s cant have been that painfull lol
poor sole :lol:
and it took a while to heel....
I'm so very sorry to hear your news, Cal and M. You'll be in my thoughts..
Pick your Artist:
The Beatles
Are you a male or female:
Bad Boy
Describe yourself:
I Am The Walrus
How do you feel:
I Feel Fine
Describe where you currently live:
Here There And Everywhere
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Magical Mystery Tour
Your favorite form of transportation:
Yellow Submarine
Your best friend is:
Eleanor Rigby
You and your best friends are:
All Together Now
Describe the weather:
Here Comes The Sun
Favorite time of day:
Good Night
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
The Long And Winding Road
What is life to you:
Hello Goodbye
Your relationship:
Twist And Shout
Describe your job:
Paperback Writer
Your fear:
Taxman
What is the best advice you have to give:
Let It Be
Thought for the Day:
Why Don't We Do It In The Road?
How I would like to die:
Golden Slumbers
My soul's present condition:
The Inner Light
My motto:
All You Need Is Love
I'll need to get out and do some shopping at the next petrol station - could you pass me my white stick?
Pick your Artist:
Buddy Holly
Are you a male or female:
"Oh Boy!"
Describe yourself:
"Brown-eyed Handsome Man"
How do you feel:
"Well, All Right"
Describe where you currently live:
"Ain't Got No Home"
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
"Smokey Joe's Cafe"
Your favorite form of transportation:
"Blue Suede Shoes"
Your best friend is:
"Peggy Sue"
You and your best friends are:
"Learning The Game"
Describe the weather:
"Raining In My Heart"
Favorite time of day:
"Early In The Morning"
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
"Moondreams"
What is life to you:
"Fool's Paradise"
Your relationship:
"Maybe Baby"
Describe your job:
"Midnight Shift"
Your fear:
"Slippin' And Slidin'"
What is the best advice you have to give:
"Rave On"
Thought for the Day:
"Love Is Strange"
How I would like to die:
"Reminiscing"
My soul's present condition:
"Cryin' Waitin' Hopin'"
My motto:
"Take Your Time"
Quote by noladreams
Ooooh, I want to play!
Thing is, I don't drive. :sad:
So, I'm thinking I could possibly offer a suitably salacious flash of my boobs as my metaphorical 'keys in the bowl'...
Does that count? dunno

Does that count? Oh WOW, that will do MUCH more than nicely. sillyhwoar:
I don't drive either, it will have to be a flash of my bum. redface
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I love it when I find a £10 in my jeans pocket after washing them.
What do you like by way of a surprise?

1. Gives a new meaning to money laundering. lol
2. A PM.
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I'd like to write and have academic research papers published. Be some kind of 'expert' that is summoned to the BBC for discussion programmes. smile

I had one academic paper published, and I was interviewed on Radio Four about the topic for a total of one minute.
Is that what you mean? :sad:
I thought this thread was hilarious. I might think of something to add, but not yet.
North West Munch
6th Jan 2004 - 7:25pm
MikeNorth
Just to let you know that I'm coming along to the NW munch on Saturday. I've only just been chatting in this group for a few days, but I'm not new to swinging activities, and know one or two people here already. So please add me to the single guys list. I look forward to receiving details of the precise location.
Regards,
"MikeNorth".

Found it. You didn't need to ask in those days, you just put yourself down for a munch.
Generally ...only saying generally..people who attend munches and socials are likely to be people who genuinely want to involve themselves in the SH social scene, and are less likely to be the sort that do vanishing acts, or muck people about, or other sorts of what goes under the general heading of "timewasting".
I have had minor disagreements with people on these forums, but have never had a problem when facing the person concerned at a munch. People who can sometimes be a bit prickly at times on the forums tend to be less so face-to-face, I have found. And if there is someone you really do want to avoid at a munch, it's easy to do so, and they probably want to avoid you too. People go to munches to seek out the people they WANT to meet, not those they DON'T want to.
Quote by Plimboy
When shopping I always cast an eye round to see if there is CCTV coverage of certain counters and then as I am about to act, glance to see if I am being observed by any member of staff.
I then proceed, with as little natural movement as possible, to reach to the back to obtain a purchase with as long a sell by date as available. Well, when you live on your own and you buy a sliced wholemeal loaf for example, if you don't get a fresh one it will be out of date by the time you get to the last few slices!
Does anyone else do this and am I being unfair to people who might come into the shop late, or is that of their own making for being less well planned out?
Plim :cool:

I do the same as you Plim, with absolutely no twinge of guilt whatsoever. I take as much time as I need to make sure I don't end up with e.g.: tins with dents, apples with bruises, and yes...items with a use by date too soon for me, as I am also a one-person household. Plim, it's just being sensible...or "using yer loaf". lol
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Whenever I see posts like this it always reminds me of something DuncanLondon once posted :lol2:
Its quite possible that some of these women have simply expired at the keyboard.
'By heck, she were doing a grand job answering 3500 emails, but she just keeled over at last minute and gave up the ghost'. :shock:
Its true. I was invited to the funeral of a deceased kinky keyboard basher who apparently came to an unexpected demise at am one morning. She was discovered months after she had died, her pc still showing an outdated SH screen from way back when.
wink

Now she really was taking the "heaven" bit too literally! lol
Quote by TheLovelyOne
Getting to know you, getting to feel free and easy
When I am with you, getting to know what to say
Haven't you noticed, sudddenly I'm bright and breezy
Because of all the beautiful and new
Things I'm learning about you
Day by day.
:cool:

So free and easy that you missed out "feel", dddidn't you! lol
The Wicker Man
....for me it's still chilling at the umpteenth time of viewing. :scared:
I'd have to go for that piece of philosopop:
You Can't Always Get What You Want.
Close thing though, there are so many good ones.
I'd have to go for that piece of philosopop:
You Can't Always Get What You Want.
Close thing though, there are so many good ones.