:high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile:
A couple of here too, I think that's the limit.
Black Books
A Bit of Fry and Lawrie
Scrubs
Dead Ringers
in the 'used to be really great but went downhill' pile:
Frasier
Will & Grace
Have I Got News for You
Kelly Le Brock as "Lisa" in Weird Science... big hair, dirty mind, but oh so classy with it! mmmmmmm
:high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile:
:high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile:
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up girl's skirts."
hmm, how about
Very Bi - Only gets turned on by bi people, and is actively turned off by non-bi people
and
Delusional Straight - Only gets turned on by the same sex, and is quite neutral about members of the opposite sex, but will only perform straight sex acts.
Expensive inflatable object + 6 inch stilettos = problem
Click if you dare.... so bad it's good.... A medley of Radiohead songs in a Hilbilly Hoedown Style
Don't say I didn't warn you!
Well, I was going to suggest getting really, really good at hopping....
That's why the signed membership agreement is important... it gives the club the right to sue reporters for breach of contract, and claim unlimited damages.
This does assume that the club doesn't want the attention though.
Ahh, you played charades? So, it's a film, 2 words, sounds like nipple clamp....
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I'm going to have to use one that sometime!
Your call is important to us....
Hello, Good evening and :welcome: !
Depravity, Depravity, there's nothing like Depravity,
We've broken every human law, we break the law of gravity.
Our powers of levitation would make a fakir stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Depravity's not there!
You may seek it in the basement, you may look up in the air -
But I tell you once and once again, Depravity's not there!
(with apologies to T. S. Elliott!)
I'm MUCH MORE MODEST THAN YOU!!
If the police put half the effort into enforcing the law against "dangerous driving" that they put into enforcing speed limits (which are often chosen by local counsillors with no experience in road safety and a vested interest in peasing only local residents not the drivers of through traffic), then the roads would be a lot safer.
Ahh, I hadn't noticed that!
That's how we like our mods round here! :twisted:
One of our society's biggest faults is a ridiculous belief that sex always "means something". Get over it!