It strikes me as a mistake to 'admit lying' and now say he's gay AND has relationships with women. If he'd had the guts to say 'they asked if I was gay and I said no, and that's true, I'm not gay, I'm bi' I'd have had a lot more respect for him.
:welcome: Fun-surrey!
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Having missed out on the last Chameleons gathering due to car problems, we (me and HornyOldTart) are trying again this Friday, anybody else fancy coming along?
A million quid, split between 389,399 members is....
Two pounds 56p each!
I Googled it and found this quote from the Guardian: "A notice in the Chengdu panda museum spells it out: The male panda's penis is so short, and the female's vagina is so long relatively, that the insemination rate is low."
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At one point, the forum was plagued with threads that served little purpose other then to bood post counts (a 126 page game of 'hangman', a long 'word association' game, and at least 80 pages on the subject of the forum clock not showing british summertime spring to mind), and a decision was made not to show post counts on the forum. Please don't post just to boost your postcount!
Actually, there is a sound reproductive reason for getting randy when seeing your wife having sex - not all sperm are there to frantically race for the egg, a portion are there to kill 'foreign' sperm. The best reaction (in evolutionary terms) to seeing your wife being unfaithful is to get your own sperm into the running to be the father of any offspring.
It seems your maths is as bad as your ability to read the rules on avatars!
If you are seeing this message: "Chatroom not loading? your version of flash player probably needs updating. click here to do so" then don't worry, everybody gets that all the time (It's usual to do a version check in the flash file itself, and less confusing for users, but that's the way the new site does it)
Wait a few moments and the chatroom will load underneath that message, in all it's glory *cough cough*
yes... to be specific, it's the Flash plug-in inside the browser that's the problem, it is a complete resource-hog!
A quick guide to working round the chatroom speed problems:
1) Try closing all other applications, especially anything like BitTorrent that puts demands on your net connection.
2) When you first go into chat, don't click anything for the first 2 minutes, to let your client catch up with the sever completely.
3) Every 5 minutes, go to chat tools and 'clear the chat' (IMHO the existence of this option shows the programmer knew the program was botched!)
4) Avoid busy times.
5) Write short lines, anything longer than 8 words might need to be split in two.
6) When it slows down too much, leave the chat room, then go back in again (not forgetting to wait 2 minutes when you go back before doing anything).
This has already started happening in the ads section to get round the filter. So much for seucrity through obscurity!
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in that post, Jags!