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Nicekat
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · County Durham

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Normaly (but not this year) I put the tree and deccies up in the first days of nov and the Xmas lights up 1st dec. I love Xmas
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5705 By a band called City Boy

Looking back I think its not so good but I dont think I will forget it.
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Quote by Kaznkev
i have only just discovered my girly side,and now possess 3 pairs of heels,however i could never imagine wearing them for anything but shagging!
How do people walk in them?i can just about manage wandering upstairs in a club lol

Ive got lots of high heels, like you can just manage to get upstairs in a club wink but they look good. I would never dream of wearing heels all day my feet would kill.
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I love wearing high heels and seeing other women wearing high heels as high heels are sexy but I only wear high heels when I dont have to walk far as my feet hurt.
I saw some women on a night out tonight in high heels they looked far from sexy they could not walk in their high heels they where wobbling all over and almost falling over, not through drink they were complaining about their shoes and it was early eve.
What do you think about high heels or low heels?
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I went to a birthday party tonight what did you lot do tonight?
Was it good?
For me someone hurt my arm thinking he was cleaver showing of his taewkwondo skills, he is prat but rest of night was fab
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I think its odd that the Saint Georges Cross flag is not flown by people on or around Staint Georges Day the patron saint of England for patriotic reasons but it is flown during the world cup to celebrate football. I will be flying the flag next Saint Georges Day and have no interest in footy.
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Quote by Funlovers2009

Its in the kitchen drawer

thanks allready looked there
Are you sure it didn't fall down the back of the drawer into the cupboard? ;-)
Or down the back of the drawer and behind the cupboard. Best pull all the units out and check.
Just to digress slightly, we lost 3 kittens in the kitchen once. Turns out (after much searching and asking the mother if she'd eaten them in the night) they'd climbed into a slightly open bottom drawer and 2 had climbed up the back into the top drawer. Opened it to see 2 little heads peeping out lol
Awwwww how cute is that!!!
My son love to hide our keys. One set of car keys has been missing for about 9 months ... we've looked everywhere. Suppose we'll find them if and when we move!!
Cute love kittens me!
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Quote by mrs-bmw
I put things in "the special place" thinking I will remember coz its a "special place" then I forget where "the special place " is, I think goldfish have better memories than me :doh:

Your just like me two years ago I put xmas pressent a safe place and never found it since. Ive done the same thing over and over again but once I found £20.
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Quote by NikonPro
I have just lost something important, its in the house but where?
Has the same thing happenned to anyone else and have they ever found the lost item again???

Its in the kitchen drawer
thanks allready looked there
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Quote by anais
I lost my door keys a few years back - looked all over for them. Completely baffled to where they were... a week later I received this email from a seller based in the US:

Hello,
I did receive the lobster claw clasps that had been mis-shipped to you today.
Thanks for so promptly returning them. Two things: one, please tell me
what you paid in postage and I will issue a credit to your paypal account
(if you know the amount in US dollars, that would be great, otherwise I'll
convert it.); two, there were a set of keys in the envelope which I'm assuming I should return to you -- they are two keys with a key tag that reads "I'm having my period and can therefore legally kill you." (very funny). Anyway, I'll be sending these back to you redface

I was to embarrassed to buy anything from them again lol :lol:
I like that story lol and it gives me hope!
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Quote by Gillianthe1st
I have just lost something important, its in the house but where?
Has the same thing happenned to anyone else and have they ever found the lost item again???

Yep, lost a very sentimental silver chain and the box, found the chain but the box I have no idea where it is.
Happens alot, its the spirits you know
Yes id heard about the spirits:cry: Hope they let me I do find it soon.
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I have just lost something important, its in the house but where?
Has the same thing happenned to anyone else and have they ever found the lost item again???
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Quote by Kaznkev
Great thread!
For me no longer knowing who is in the charts,or who the cool bands are.
oh and hangovers,how come u dont get them when you are young?

Yes Im with you on those ones, they spot on.
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Quote by northeastcoupleuk
Im so over the moon, I got my black tag today in Taekwondo so my next belt I go for will be black cant wait wink
i just got me .....snakebelt lol hi kat well done hun xxx
Thanks for the well done:cheers:
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Quote by Thebonediggers
wants to be liked, often fails
or
low confidence hides behind bubbly mask
or
mum of five and prematurely grey!!!

OMG! You're me! wink
LOL thats spooky lol
Thats a good discription me to apart from the fact only got 2 kids
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Im so over the moon, I got my black tag today in Taekwondo so my next belt I go for will be black cant wait wink
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I don't like them when they dribble too much pre cum blast

Im with you on this 1 its my pet hate.
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I have to keep reminding myself of the fact that I am in a vanila enviroment because when drinking alchol sometimes ya can forget and make mistakes, for example, this woman gave me a kiss good bye and I went straight for the lips and I lasted longer than it should have and my vanila mates just stared at me with open mouths oops lol
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1 club for swinging
2 cocks a swaying
3 tongues a licking
4 fannyies a waiting
for 5 eager swingers
6 people in the jacuzzi
7 jets a jeting
8 ladies orgasming
tomorow I may get to the 12 day of xmas lol.
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I read on the net and got told off a doc to drink water before and after sex, both of ya wash down below before sex, use lube to stop any friction to the urethra and have a wee and wash ya self straight after sex.
Hope this info helps and yes I know what its like and how depressed it can get ya.
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I wear poppy pin badge with pride my sons got one to.
On remederence there is a very large gathering in my town.
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Quote by noladreams
It's a good day today.
My box of sex toys arrived lol

I need Batteries for mine wink
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Quote by Steve
Bad day....
I wont get any help with my mortgage payments untill March next year so looks like its bye bye house...

Sorry :cry: hope things work out :thumbup:
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It was an extra hour sleep but if it was next week things would be different wink
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Quote by Choochie
i go every three months for a complete check up as im paranoid even though I always have safe sex. I told them I'm a swinger - as I'm not ashamed of what I get up to - it made them laugh!!
They always give me a huge bag of condoms and lube!! They test for everything every time - costs nothing but a little time and is deffo worth it for peace of mind - after all it only takes one slip up !
google sexual health clinics - I prefer to make an appointment as saves time in the long run!

We do the same and we always get some condoms did not know yas could get lube thanks for the info smile