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13 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Being a bi male I love and adore women and can get involved emotionally with them. With a guy it's pure carnal sex and I like to explore my fem side. No emotional involvement and I don't fancy men for their appearance either. Just like the things they seem to like doing to me!!
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ummmmm, can I say that works on the femail side as well, I dont class myself as Bi, because I much prefer men to women, as mates and lovers, However, on the carnal side of things, a woman can do things to me that no man has yet managed.... maybe I dont train them right :twisted:..

13 Oct 2004

Quote by JonJon
I never understood that one. If you've just been hit by a bus, just how clean is your underwear going to be ???

:shock: Iv got visions of a bus at full skelter coming towards me :shock: Thank god its an 'I forgot' day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 Oct 2004

:eeek: My driving lessons will never be the same again, :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

13 Oct 2004

Quote by the_magik_s
not the old "whoops i forgot my underwear" excuse!..
Would do wonders for the long day at your desk tho i suppose

Well, your honour, sad

sad

my Mum always says, if you get knocked over by a bus make sure youv clean underwear...she never did say I had to be wearing it! redface

redface

13 Oct 2004

hmmm, ok, I never go comando, but Im trying to think of the femail version of it dunno

dunno

....and nope, I cant, *avoiding the vpl under trousers* *geting up too late to get the kids to school so slip on a skirt and forget the undies**feeling the need to make a boaring business meeting go with a smile* THOSE I do :P

9 Oct 2004

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Man walks into an ingboard
Ouch! It was an ironingboard!
no, wait, that's not right...

Irony?

confused

8 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
erm . . . .
well to be absolutely honest . . . . . i'm not really scottish . . . .
but me mam is so that counts eh?
and i'll let you off. can't help being born near ibrox can you now? ;)
neil x x x x

lol

On the Neil take on citizanship..that makes me English/Polish/Scotish/Irish/Welsh/Dutch...and born? I was born in Vancover, lmaooooo
but my formative years were Glasgow........... ohhh Im a mixed up cookie! :confused2:

8 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
Celtic Rangers??????????????????????
Glasgow Rangers are not the same as Celtic!!
:shock:

HERE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:small-print: Old firm games = Glasgow Rangers playing against Celtic(Yahhhh Bastards) hehehehe and...ummmm N.B. Im NOT into football! rolleyes

rolleyes

just taken to Ibrox too often as a kid
oi Nimbus! :mad:
<<< feels his glaswegian blood beginning to boil . . . . . . >>>
what would you bloody know about it you . . . you . . . erm . . . damn i was gonna call you a Sassenach but that's just yer Saxon English eh? you'd be a Celt anyways nimbus livin' in Wales!? so what's with the bleedin Rangers then eh?
<<< humph! >>>
and while we're on the subject, can we have confirmation that yer Gaelic is Gallic and not Gay-lick, seeing as how were on the subject?
neil x x x ;)
lolololol Neil!!! Like you I moved! I used to live within spitting distance of the Dumbrek end of Pollok Park..so Ibrox was jussssssssssssssst around the corner...and yes, Gallic!

8 Oct 2004

Quote by kazswallows
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
well i like it but there again it is my mentality..lol

Ty Kaz

biggrin

guess my mentality is with yours then

8 Oct 2004

Quote by Jags
Celtic Rangers??????????????????????
Glasgow Rangers are not the same as Celtic!!
:shock:

HERE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:small-print: Old firm games = Glasgow Rangers playing against Celtic(Yahhhh Bastards) hehehehe and...ummmm N.B. Im NOT into football! rolleyes

rolleyes

just taken to Ibrox too often as a kid

8 Oct 2004

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A bar man was polishing glasses on a slow day...he had a couple of quiet customers in, but nothing to keep him busy, when what should walk in, but a piece of string.
It approached the bar and asked for a pint...the barman looked at the string, and said, "BUT your a piece of string!" The string replied, "yes, and your a barman, can I have a pint please" Not quite sure what to do, the barman looked at the other customers for support, and they all seamed to have a sudden interest in the carpet pattern...so realising he was on his own the barman poured the pint and handed it over. The string paid and shimmied over to a table by the window.
The barman went back to his glasses, and pondered upon the likelihood of string getting thirsty. When what should come in the door, but another piece of string, it approached the bar, and asked for a vodka and coke. The barman replied " your a piece of string, I thought you drank pints." The string retorted "I may drink pints but today I fancy a vodka and coke" realising there was no reply to this the barman served a rum and coke, then went back to his glasses as the second string went to join the first.
As he polished he watched the two pieces of string engage in conversation, and heard a noise by the bar.
Looking round he saw a very tatty piece of string, that had obviously been owned by the make do and mend generation and been tied many times. Before the string could say anything, the barman said "Your a piece of string, what can I get you?" the string replied.....
Wait for it
Punchline alert :sparring:
"No, Im a frayed Knot"
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8 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Could I join please - one day 9 posts and I've managed to fit a three course meal and a full days work in too! :shock:

Im sure I joined after you, and my posting rate is wayyyyyyy too high for the time Iv been here, uhhhh ohhhh, am I a wanabe S.H.A.G.E.R?
Hi Nimbus :bounce: :bounce:
You're definitely a candidate for SHAGS but you're not a SHAGGER yet smackbottom

smackbottom

It'll only make you worse and you'll end up like me !
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:happy: :happy: bolt

bolt

Oooooo Eck....is anyone ready to start a juniour S.H.A.G.S? for those in training? :shock:

8 Oct 2004

Quote by McGuinness
Ok it might be a minor thing compared to the troubles of the world but can i ask do people read this lovely's name as
Celticq as in Glasgow Celtic football club? C sound
or Kelticq as in Celtic? K sound
If the lady with the crossed knickers could reply too that would be great.
Personally i think of her as Glasgow Celtic type 'C' Celticq but i am prepared to change my mind if wrong

Oh hell, Id never put much thought into this... as a Glasgow Rangers Fan Celtic has always been 'yahhh bastards' (Seltic) rolleyes

rolleyes

...but as a Celt...Iv always said Kelt... any help? confused

confused

8 Oct 2004

IBM SUN
NIMBUS
BIN SUM
NIB SUM
BINS MU
NIBS MU
NUMBS I
NUMB SI
NUMB IS
BUMS IN
BUM SIN
BUM INS
SNUB IM
SNUB MI
SNUB I'M
BUNS IM
BUNS MI
BUNS I'M
BUN ISM
NUB ISM
BUS MIN
SUB MIN
hmmmmmmmmm, anyone would think I only chose the handle for this very reason... IBM SUN? Feel the glow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! worship

worship

ooooo guess its a toss up between Bum Sin or Bun Ism, decisions decisions! dunno

dunno

8 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
I know the best way I'm going to help myself is to give up smoking, but its not even been a week since my last (failed) attempt. Does anyone else just get those 'I'm useless' days? :sad:

mad

Today, Iv bags under my streaming eyes, :crazy: a red nose, my jeans wouldnt fit, couldnt find anything else to wear, didnt have time to blow dry my hair, the kids wouldnt get themselves dressed, late for School, have ran out of Fags (ok, so I decided to give up AGAIN yesterday), Friday's always the busiest day with work, The house is a tip, I HAVE to change and wash the bed clothes :sticky: ...and to top off the cold, its PMT week. :fuckinghell: ...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mad

mad

Not so much an 'Im useless' day as an I dont know why I bothered getting out of bed!! :borg:
Your not the only one Devil xxxxx but look on the bright side, tomorow the things that get you down will be diferent, so todays woe's will pale into insignificance.

7 Oct 2004

Quote by SpiritedAway
A belated welcome from me too but also a question, is your 'partner in crime' going to join in the Cafe too?
I love seeing the banter between the couples while joining in.
SA
XXX

Ummmm I honestly dont know, lolol, know he looks in occasionally......OY Tart! :twisted: you joining? youd BETTER!!!!!! or its smackbottom

smackbottom

7 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Just wondering if any of the other users have ever had an enema one of or regular and if so did it help with any muckieness :P
Does anybody have any enama secrets!! (yes i know it wont be a secret once on here!)

Ummmmmmmmmm, do I admit this? redface

redface

but the only enema Iv ever had, was on a very tall water slide in Surfers Paradise Australia...sat on the slide at the top...legs together, eyes tight shut and off I went...virtually 30m vertical drop through water.................................................................... at the bottom, stood up, rearranged the cossy for dignities sake and bolt

bolt

off to the nearest loo..... a little impractical to recreate, but boy did it work for me :shock:

7 Oct 2004

Quote by SarfLondoner
Could I join please - one day 9 posts and I've managed to fit a three course meal and a full days work in too! :shock:

Im sure I joined after you, and my posting rate is wayyyyyyy too high for the time Iv been here, uhhhh ohhhh, am I a wanabe S.H.A.G.E.R?

7 Oct 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
I'm afraid I'm not overly techie but do you mean for your avatar pic? If so find a post by JQL and use his programme, or look in the help section where there are some more links.
If that's not what you meant sorry but someone techie is bound tol be on soon.
Jas
XXX

heres the link to JQL's programme, someone kindly gave it to me yesterday
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/jql/

7 Oct 2004

Quote by WibblyWobbly
Not plucked (pun intended) up courage to get other areas waxed yet... does it hurt as much as they say?
<thread hijack alert>

You get used to it.....buuuuuuuut, Iv had to stop getting 'down there' waxed due to far to many ingrowing hairs, so back to attempting to shave the parts I cant see by touch. :cry: ....ooooo a thought, :twisted: I could always go back to bikini line to the knees rolleyes

rolleyes

On the makeup front...Im a natural girl except when partying, takes too long in the mornings!

7 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
I work from home....once Im on top of it for the day I can put up my feet and relax...thought this cafe thing might be the place to do it...but hell the service is rotten! No coffee, have to make my own toast..sheeesh!

No, no the service is excellent if you go toS.H.A.G.S
Trouble is the therapy is making my condition WORSE
:doh:
Don't listen to him Nimbus, he is beyond repair lol

lol

G x

wink

I get the impression that in less than 24 hrs since joining Iv managed to get myself well on the way to having compulsory membership to S.H.A.G.S.....think I ought to stop now?.....Before I go beyond repair...ohhhhh nooooooooo, the wet toes are coming back to haunt me!
xxx
No No Don't stop Nimbuscome and join me on the couch in SHAGS later and hold my hand while one of the SHAGGERS attends to me!! lol

lol

lol

Now I AM outta here (Tries to leave yet again)
bolt

bolt

ummmmmmmm is it your hand you want holding? redface

redface

7 Oct 2004

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
31 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life:
31. You email this message to your friends over the net. You'd never get around to showing it to them in person or reading it to them on the phone. In fact, you have probably never met most of these people face-to-face.

You mean you can be friends with someone face to face? :shock:

7 Oct 2004

My favourite one of all time has to be 'Bumble toes'.... think he was referring to how clumsy I am, lol, but I liked it wink

wink

xx

7 Oct 2004

Quote by dundeecpl
I work from home....once Im on top of it for the day I can put up my feet and relax...thought this cafe thing might be the place to do it...but hell the service is rotten! No coffee, have to make my own toast..sheeesh!

No, no the service is excellent if you go toS.H.A.G.S
Trouble is the therapy is making my condition WORSE
:doh:
Don't listen to him Nimbus, he is beyond repair lol

lol

G x

wink

I get the impression that in less than 24 hrs since joining Iv managed to get myself well on the way to having compulsory membership to S.H.A.G.S.....think I ought to stop now?.....Before I go beyond repair...ohhhhh nooooooooo, the wet toes are coming back to haunt me!
xxx

7 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
I also love toast & marmite. Shall we start a cliquÃ©?

Thanks both of you...I had read that bit on my initial 'taste before I joined', I suppose its just another of those unknowns isnt it, bit like putting cheese on the marmite on toast...sounds like a good idea, and you think youll like it...but a weeeeeeee bit unsure.

7 Oct 2004

I work from home....once Im on top of it for the day I can put up my feet and relax...thought this cafe thing might be the place to do it...but hell the service is rotten! No coffee, have to make my own toast..sheeesh!

7 Oct 2004

I know Im going to regret this...but WHAT is a munch? All I can work out is it's a gathering of likeminded people....hehehehe....how much munching goes on?
I like a piece of toast and marmite myself.....anyone want to join me? coffee

coffee

7 Oct 2004

Quote by lucyweebaps
I must ask eager,,,Whats wrong with " Flower of Scotland !"??
Lucy

Nothing wrong with Flower of Scotland, but can you imagine the pipes, Mr Jones, the choir and the river dancers...all at the same time?
Either one hell of a din, or an interesting orgy! biggrin

biggrin

bring your own ear muffs!!!!

6 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Nimbus, you will get used to it - I remember feeling completely overwhelmed when I first joined ... took me a month to pluck up the courage to post :shock: then the realisation that noone knew me, yet I felt I knew them so well It's all rather odd

OOps, am I too forward? Day of joining and she jumps right in...ok, so it was a poke of toes, rather than a jump, lol
Thankyou once again all for making me feel welcome ..now I just need to go get this pic sorted, and then I might actually feel as if Iv arrived
xx

6 Oct 2004

ohhhhhnoooooo
Now staring Freda A4947 :shock: