I can only understand the Queen's english and am not familiar with these coloquelisms Please spell it out, just for me, if you don't want anyone else to know, will you send me a p. m.??????
Here's one for you.......My bick is a prig one !!! shall I spell it out for you in a p.m. ?
I'm with Bilko on this one, male and female yes, but male and male a resounding NO! I love women and am always ready for coupling with a nice female, but the thought of a man sexually, oh no a thousand times no and it would make me sick also.
I have just taken delivery of a brand new car! when I fetched it, there was only four miles on the clock, it is a "Tonic" : silver with a blue tint, a dream to drive, 36000 miles of trouble free motoring, before I get another one, the smell of a brand new car is beautifull.
I feel on top of the World, the car is lovely to look at, (a sight for sore eyes) and eveyone is looking at it with envy, trouble is, I worry everytime I have to leave it parked, as a new car is so vulnerable and can soon aquire marks, scratches and dents.
What makes your day? a car, washing machine, dyson vacuum cleaner, new coat, garden hut, lawn mower, new kitchen, king size bed. What?
One has to be very carefull how one words one's posts! I have just been told off by an irate gentleman for wording a post a certain way and he interpreted it in a completely different way, needless to say, I apologised and tried to explain what I meant.
I hope he doesn't report me to Mark or the Moderators, because, I didn't set out to deceive anyone and all I can do is to say that I made a genuine mistake!
I am a very happy man! I love life, I enjoy the simple pleasures, the countryside, pure fresh air, excercise, walking with my girl, holding hands, motoring, the seaside, sitting on the beach in the sunshine, not much money, but have enough for my needs, using my computer, surfing swinging heaven, shopping, watching tv when I am at home, sitting in my garden.
What makes you happy? do you need lots of money for entertainment? expensive clothes? meals out? new car? alcohol? cigarettes? and are you miserable when you can't have them? are you lonely? can you stand your own company? or do you need to be in a crowd all the time? I hate to be alone, but I have to spend long hours on my own!
Looking for Webcam friends!!! single guy seeks females and M. & F. couples to meet on webcam for hours of fun, available most of the time. in the comfort of your own home, no doggers, no police, no muggers, safe as houses, you look at me, I look at you, no problem, lets try it. messenger 6. get in touch.
Spiritual love, Emotional love, Sexual love, love for a child, for a parent, for a sister or brother, for a friend, for God. : CAN LOVE LAST? I don't think so, people change their minds all the time, they love you today, fall out of love with you tomorrow, love can never be a permanent state because we are ruled by our emotions and they are always changing, the same as our minds, the same as changing our clothes, ruled by our moods, our desires, our wants, we get married, then see someone we desire more, never satisfied, always looking for someone or something better, seeking wealth and still more wealth.
The biscuit manufacturer THEADORE WESTON was a multimillionaire but he was never satisfied, he kept on and on accumulating wealth until he died, never had and could never get enough, arn't we all like him???
Man with little dick, can only cum once a night, falls asleep as soon as he's finished, passes wind all the time, keeps belching, dogs breath, will not give oral, no stroking or touching, goes to bed at 2200, what offers?
Would you go Dogging in the rain? get wet having sex on the bonnet? Cavorting in the wet grass? Lie in the mud with passion? thrusting whilst getting drowned? what would you do for love!!!
What is it that attracts males and females to each other? is it beauty or youth? eloquence, perhaps money or just plain oldfashioned sex?
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