Ok being serious now have the anus needs to be stretched before you can go all out and etc........... try fingers first then ie 1 finger then work up to 2 and so on get the measure of your thickness (I refer to you penis) then approximate that with width of how many fingers needed etc........... if she is still not wanting you to try then I guess we have our answer dont we ie she does not really want you there. Best of luck :twisted:
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Well, hi there Corrie welcome to the fold (so to speak) I saw your add then remembered that name being on a few posts in the forum so thought I would welcome you to the add sextion with a post in the forum (made sense at the time honest :shock: ) then I found this post about your add (spooky) anyway just want to say hi welcome and that is it so far. Keep on posting and yes sorry about the others here some are not what nature intended but hey she cant it get right all the time (look at me :twisted: )
Hi all hope you all well, ok pics well I do't take pics in that situation have been sent pics of ladies to my phone but now I am on the 2 network I dont know anyone who has a 3 phone, anyway I agree that ii is well out of order and should not be happening but what the ladies here could do is refuse to see the guys/couples that send out pics of "their previous conquests". If people feel that is too harsh well if these people are prepared to do that what will they do if anyone else meets them. Can we expect to see blue in a porn video (just trying to make a point) if people dont like something then change it just dont talk about take action ladies say no thank you if your prepared to send out pics of you and someone else with out their permission, and not take steps to hide the persons facial features. Well all the best people have fun..............
Hmmm interesting reading, some of the other members of the forum have stated their reasons for not putting faces pics etc......... I have chosen to put my face pics up I don't want a woman contacting me then changing her mind when she see my face sort of thing (not a very nice thing at all) still have not had any contacts anyway, well not via the ads section. With regard to people recognising me 1. I have told everyone what I do I don't hide it, why should I? if people don't like what I do then they are not worth having in my life. 2. If someone I knew came on to this site and saw my pic and were then embarrassed then they would leave the site or come across in a awkward manner the next time we meet, (not that I choose immature people to have a friendship with anyway) I guess what I am trying to put over to everyone is this ........... If people you know object to what makes you happy as a person then they are not worth being a part of your life, if you feel you have to hide things from them then are they truly a friend? because to me a friend will be there for me come what may. Live your life people as you only have one!! :twisted:
Hi to Sappho and Will have missed you both so glad your both ok, please keep in touch with us all. Oh Sappho I think of you and become ever so weak at the knees, your beauty soothes my raging mind, your voice soothes the fire that burns with such intensity. Alas that fire then ignites else where and my entire being burns to know your body totally.......
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Hi all have you guys/ladies seen the ads where a lady is asking to meet a professional male who can pamper her with expensive gifts? :shock: . I am just trying to decide on whether she/they will receive any responses. Are they escorts? or something else..... is this a new tactic for the other ladies to investigate ie the perks of the job work from home or travel to expensive hotels probably paid for etc....... :P If it wasn't for the fact I love being male I would get a sex change and live the high life.............. :twisted:
Single guys dont come across as being seedy that is something they just do on their own I am single and I can assure you I am not seedy I have met couples in spas in london its all about being polite and talking to people and that is all if they like you grt if they dont so be it. Respect is a key word
Well hello all its me again........... Just been thinking about what other people think of me from 1. my profile and 2. the chat room. A woman in the chat room had a look at my pic and felt I was Gay now that she knows me she is surprised that I don't want to meet her. 
Anyway my question is this has anyone else had a opinion made about them and was it wrong?. See ya you lovely people.............. :twisted:
Anyway my question is this has anyone else had a opinion made about them and was it wrong?. See ya you lovely people.............. :twisted: Hello Will 
how are you?
Think I have given the wrong impression here I was not talking about me and some other couple it was about a post made by somone else and how they were dealing with it the couple in question made the post and a single guy who was rejected (for whatever reason) was not happy about it and a slanging match kicked orf so to speak. Was just saying to people here get a grip and loosen up I wont be meeting any of the ladies I wanted to meet originally and I am not going to name names but. I have since found out what they are like and I dont care that I am not going to meet them its my choice. I dont care if there are people who dont like me. Life goes on people that is what I am trying to say to you all.
how are you? Think I have given the wrong impression here I was not talking about me and some other couple it was about a post made by somone else and how they were dealing with it the couple in question made the post and a single guy who was rejected (for whatever reason) was not happy about it and a slanging match kicked orf so to speak. Was just saying to people here get a grip and loosen up I wont be meeting any of the ladies I wanted to meet originally and I am not going to name names but. I have since found out what they are like and I dont care that I am not going to meet them its my choice. I dont care if there are people who dont like me. Life goes on people that is what I am trying to say to you all.
Well, well....... a few days ago a post was made about (well when it came down to it rejection) and how people handle it names were said insults made etc....... Well now that has all passed under the bridge etc.......... I just think I need to say to people does it matter ? People we are here to have fun I am not gods gift and don't walk around with that attitude (unlike some couples and single women and men that frequent this forum and the chat room) but hey that is their choice fuk em* People don't like the way I look, so what? I don't like their attitude, so what? I have met some people off of here and they like me. I don't give a **** if those couples and single women who say "oh no I don't like such n such a man" .There will be people on this forum and in the chat room that will like how someone else looks and behave's which is the most important thing to me. There were when I started coming to this forum lots of people I wanted to meet, most of those people I cant stand now, why? because of how they interact with people and me. They don't like me I don't like them it does not matter what matters is how we deal with that don't go slagging each other off, just meet the people you want to meet and smile at those you don't want and who knows maybe that couple or single woman will regret what they said or how they treated you when word gets around about how you treat the people you like. Yes what a race as in human, you got to love it. 
(or maybe they just liked me enough 
Ok here we are again the Single male thing. I say hi to everyone you guys know that but there are couples coming in to the room who say hi back to only other couples. Now I think that is very rude but ehy what do I know I am a single (scourge of Satans backside) male. I thank god that there are some bloody great couples who come to the chat room. You know who you are................ Ok due to a request, what are your all time fav song lyrics?
Mine are and because its my POST and I CAN OK!! have chosen a few Tainted Love (the marilyn manson version) Chop suey (self righteous suicide (System of a Down) Two out of 3 ain't bad (Meat Loaf) that is not all of them it would take too long be just a bit silly to continue anyway post away peeps. Kiss to Certain Ladies you know who you are :twisted:
Mine are and because its my POST and I CAN OK!! have chosen a few Tainted Love (the marilyn manson version) Chop suey (self righteous suicide (System of a Down) Two out of 3 ain't bad (Meat Loaf) that is not all of them it would take too long be just a bit silly to continue anyway post away peeps. Kiss to Certain Ladies you know who you are
:twisted: Hello all I was contacted about this munch and taking over the running of it ie arranging a venue making sure people knew about the said venue etc................ Now from what I can tell other people are doing the arranging so if this is the case I stand down and let those who are planning take over it. Hope it goes well for you all and have fun
