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Reese
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 61
0 miles · Somerset

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Quote by les_southwest
perhaps its because us southerners arnt that good looking lol or just that no one likes us well me anyway lol yes the beard has gone now :doh:

Sorry, but if you live in the Southwest, you must have a beard. It's the law.
~Reese! surprised
Quote by MikeNorth
Welcome, doughnuts! lol

Mmmm...doughnuts!! :lickface:
In that case, you're most certainly welcome here! wave
~Reese! surprised
P.S. to Mike: I'll fire up the deep-fat fryer if you'll prepare the sugar syrup. ;)
Quote by SunBunny
Reese - I give up - tried it again and still not working. Please don't stress. My bum is not so bad and I was obviously not meant to have a 3-pic avatar.
Any luck with the unsolicited PMs? Let me know if not, I will send you a whole bunch of mine. wink
(and thank you again xx)

Sunbunny~
Aww, in that case, I change my avatar back to yours for a bit...as I've not received nearly enough of those PMs yet. :cry:
~Reese! surprised
P.S. Just wondering if you see it as animated when it's in my avatar slot? Otherwise, methinks there might be summat up with your browser. confused
Joe~
wave Hello and to the SH forums! I must say that your posts do have a familiar ring to them. Have we met somewhere before? If, not - hey ho - it's still nice to have some "cool dead folks" here on SH! cool
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Red(RHG)
Mnnnn what else is Reese hiding under a (his) bushel??
:shock:
Cathyx

Dunno. Wanna go on a scavenger hunt?! ;)
~Reese! :love:
Quote by mattmoleman
Nice tits Reece. rolleyes

*awaits the barrage of unsolicited PMs* lol
Quote by SunBunny
Just tried it again. Zilch.
But don't worry Reese, I will stick to my bum.
Thanks anyway hun - looks great in your post and Matt's sig...at least you tried. kiss

That's really bizarre! I just changed my own avatar to your animated one to test it out and it looks fine on my posts. Anyone have any other ideas?! confused
~Reese! surprised
P.S. to Sunbunny: Just a passing thought: I'll e-mail you another copy just in case the original I'd sent got corrupted.
P.S. to everyone else: That's not me in my avatar! :shock:
Quote by nwbiker
Works fine in the post by Reese, not as an avatar though.

Hmm. Any ideas why? confused
Haven't done anything different than in any of the other avatars I've created.
Flummoxed, (TM Jas)
~Reese! surprised
Quote by SunBunny
Well the lovely Mr Vix ( lol ) was kind enough to flash me an avatar but alas it is not yet in full working order.
I will have to creep some more and threaten him with snogs before it is ready for public consumption...... cool

Most curious, as it seems OK here. confused
Will post a copy below as a test...

...and ask the kind members of SH what they see. :?:
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Bloke2005
Reese - it was wonderful to watch you as I lay in bed last night - does Vix know as I will be in a hotel away on business this evening and will likely have 'you' in bed with me again for part II? wink

Nah, I don't think she'll have a problem with that... ;) ...however, you must promise not to take it personally if I die halfway through our encounter tonight. :grin:
~Reese! surprised
Quote by piercedJon
I thought the actuall documentary on BBC2 after was a load of bolocks tho...

Gave that one a miss in favour of (thanks, Cathy, for the reminder :lovesmile.
~Reese! surprised
Quote by
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Just switched on the TV and seen a trailer in which Forum regular Reece (of Reece & Vix) was warning people about an imminent SuperVolcano eruption (to be screened tonight on BBC1 9pm). If he knew it was imminent why didn't he warn all the members of SH first so we could all evacuate our homes in time..? Noticed he'd cut his hair / trimmed his beard, etc., but couldn't see Vix at all...
smile
Seriously though, more than a passing similarity...

Well fook me, I do have a real life! Sorry for not issuing an advance warning, but I figured it was distant enough not to worry. Why do you think I moved over here anyway?! rolleyes
Quote by Ice Pie
When he took off the beard, I thought he looked like Jeff Goldblum, and therefore I hate the handsome bastard. :lol2:

Aww, Icey, I didn't know you cared! :love:
~Reese! surprised
Quote by piercedJon
or maybe I'm a vampire and just need to suck... where is Reese when you need him :shock:

I'm right here!!! :bounce:
~Reese! :love:
Sorry - just overzealous in my editing - better to be safe than sorry.
~Reese! surprised
Just added two new pics to my . The first because we didn't have enough of the lovely Celticq :smitten: (and I'd just received her permission to unblur), and the second because I thought everyone should have the opportunity to enjoy SteveG's new moustache! lol
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Maybe if you hang out in Gay bars, then some of the girls will be bi or lesbian!!

Erm... You might want to take a look at this thread, first.
~Reese! surprised
For me?
"Sitting" by Cat Stevens, same as recessional at Vix & my wedding.
Quote by Dave__Notts
I'd piss the mourners off and not play anything........make them sing a million green bottles instead lol

Try this. :P
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Parrot
(Obviously as long as you are not doing anything that anyone else objects to like bringing your own sheep).

That's us Somerset folk buggered, then. rolleyes
~Reese! surprised
Quote by SunBunny
Vix why don't you just organise yourself a gangbang in Charlie's thread? Sure he won't mind. wink

No offense, SB, but Vix & I prefer to organize those in our home! :grin:
~Reese! surprised
P.S. to Charlie: Sorry for hijacking...again. rolleyes
Cathy~
Good news! I may have a reasonable estimate for you. In addition to SH, I'm also a token-male member of a breast-centric forum for women. I'd posed the weight question there earlier today, and received the following response:
This is VERY approximate and is about right for a band size of 34 (75 for EU sizes).
AA: 50 ml or less
A: 50-150 ml
B: 150-300 ml
C: 300-450 ml
D: 450-600 ml
DD: 600-750 ml
E: 750-900 ml
etc
Then use the relation that 38A=36B=34C=32D and so forth. Of course this is not strictly true in a physical sense but it is true in practise that the breasts of someone wearing a 38A bra are approximately the same size as someone wearing 34C. The weight is the volume*density_of_fat where density_of_fat is about 0.9 grams per ml.
Example: someone has a size 36 B and wants to know the weight of her breasts. Now 36B = 34C which gives a volume of 300-450 ml. Hence the weight of her breasts will be 450*0.9 - 600*0.9 = 405 - 540 grams.
For those of you who live in the stone age and don't use the metric system:
- 29.6 ml = 1 oz (fluid)
- 28.4 grams = 1 oz (weight)
Hence 0.9 grams per ml = oz (weight) per oz (fluid).
I can't be bothered to convert to cubic inches or pounds. Just remember that 1 lb = 454 grams and 1 in = cm hence 1 cubic in = ml

Thus, extrapolating from the preceeding data, I would estimate your breast volume to be approximately 1500ml each. First, we multiply 1500ml times the 0.9 density factor, then divide by 28.4 to convert grams to ounces, multiply by 2 to account for both breasts, then divide by 16 to convert ounces to pounds, thereby yielding our answer:
i.e. Your boobs weigh about 6 pounds!! biggrin
HTH
~Reese! :love:
P.S. Of course, you still need to drop by the lab so we can prove this hyphothesis! ;)
Quote by Libra-Love
...whatever is it that I'm attempting to describe here?! :shock:

Reese, looks like some kinda fisherman's tale. The question is, did your pulling technique work? wink
No... :cry: ...not yet, at least ;) (however, we did have an awfully nice snog on the couch back at the hotel bar - coulda stayed there all night, I could!). :smitten:
Quote by Red(RHG)
I will bring those steel dildos and wake you the Red way :twisted:
Cathy x

You'll warm them on the radiator first, right?! :shock:
~Reese! :love:
Quote by Silk and Big G
Some of them are obvious , but can we have captions so we can tell who everyone is ?? smile

Bloody hell!! You people want it all, don't you?! lol I s'pose I'd have to PM everyone who appears to request permission to post their member names along with the photos. Don't'cha all think it's far more fun to guess?? neutral
Quote by Red(RHG)
Shouts REESE, RE-EEEESE! Wake up!

Feck orff, you!! mad You're not allowed to wake me up unless you're here to do it personally! :P If you wish, I can describe the proper protocol for arousing me from my gentle slumbers via PM, so you'll be suitably prepared. ;)
~Reese! :love:
Quote by Red(RHG)
Often wondered just how much the old bazookas weigh confused
Could even do b****cks too!
Any inventor type peeps in here?
Cathy x

Cathy~
Is relatively simple, really. We just get a sufficiently-large graduated beaker, fill it with water, and then submerge one of your breasts into it, allowing the displacement to evacuate the water in accordance with the volume of your breast. Then, we use the graduations on the beaker to determine how many cc's of liquid were displaced, multiply that by oz, then multiply again by two to account for both breasts...et violá, we know your breast weight!
~Reese! :love:
P.S. I would be more than happy to secure the necessary apparatus and assist you with the procedure, should you like to pay a visit to my lab. ;) :twisted:
Ok, as chance would have it, I was totally unable to sleep. I had these mysterious Red visions keeping me from my gentle slumbers. Thus, I went through all of TallnHairy's photos, selected about a third of them, made the appropriate edits and posted them to our server. So, without further ado, here are...

~Reese! surprised
P.S. Have also edited the first post in this thread to include all the pic links.

'Bows~
Sorry they're hula-penii, but it's the best I could do on such short notice. redface Just have a smashing time on Friday!!! :bounce:
~Reese! :love:
Quote by tallnhairy
Reese if you think any are suited for the forum, and know who should / should not be shown you welcome to take copies for your professional fuzzing and post smile

TnH~
Thanks! Your pics are exceptional, and I sent you a PM asking about "publishing rights" before I'd read your post on the thread. Rest assured, I shall take another run through your photos on the morrow and select some to post here (unless insomnia gets the better of me and I do it sooner).
Cheers,
~Reese! surprised
P.S. Re: The photo in question...

...whatever is it that I'm attempting to describe here?! :shock:
P.P.S. to TnH:
Any photos that I do post here, I will pre-edit and upload to my own server, so your own private links will not appear on any of my pages (even for those with the saavy to extract the raw source code)! :thumbup:
Quote by Bloke2005
See.. see - give him an inch.... wink

An inch?! HAH!! That'd NEVER do!!! :twisted:
Now, let's stop hijacking this nice gentleman's thread, Blokey, and let some other folks get a word in! :P
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Bloke2005
Charlie - don't talk to Randy - he's a bad, bad man wink If you see a trail of lemon drops on the floor... run like mad biggrin

Quiet, you!!! :P
Quote by AwaysRandy
No - that would have been some awesome planning on my parents behalf -I am just stuck with Charlie!

Aww, in that case, you're more than welcome to be an honorary "Randy" - and, if anyone questions it, just tell 'em I said so! cool
~Reese! surprised