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Resonance
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
Bisexual Female, 54
0 miles · Merseyside
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Sex God
Black... Let's count the letters... one, two, three, four...f...
Ummm...
Whips... One, two, three, four..fi...
Erm...
(Turns on Charm and really awful Joey from friends impersonation) "Hey... How you doin? Wanna see my flashing codpiece?"
(whispers: Is that how you do it? The last time I spoke to a real girl I expectorated into my netherpants)
Ummm...
Whips... One, two, three, four..fi...
Erm...
(Turns on Charm and really awful Joey from friends impersonation) "Hey... How you doin? Wanna see my flashing codpiece?"
(whispers: Is that how you do it? The last time I spoke to a real girl I expectorated into my netherpants)
Sex God
Close, that's actually speed influenced sedition, but I can see where you're coming from...
I got together with Mrs Res very quickly and stayed with her ever since, much to the annoyance of her mother who has now resorted to voodoo and potions.
I can't get past the "making em laugh" stage and into the "wanting to fuck me" stage. I find it a very difficult transition to make. It's disconcerting when you take off your trousers and they dissolve into fits of giggles.
I got together with Mrs Res very quickly and stayed with her ever since, much to the annoyance of her mother who has now resorted to voodoo and potions.
I can't get past the "making em laugh" stage and into the "wanting to fuck me" stage. I find it a very difficult transition to make. It's disconcerting when you take off your trousers and they dissolve into fits of giggles.
Sex God
Quote by flower411
Insecurity usually, or they are hiding something, or someone.
Lies are not good in general, thought it kind of depends on the scale. Telling your 4 year old their picture of a car is "lovely", when it is plainly barmy cack, is not really on the same scale as saying you are single when you are not, or fucking someone else behind a partners back. Or that you are an adonis with a 12 incher when you are called Clive and have to use tweezers when you go the lavatory.
The only enjoyment factor in lies is when someone gets found out and starts squirming.
I remember enthusing rather a lot over a picture my daughter had drawn when she was six .....
She looked at me ....rolled her eyes and said
"Well, there`s no need to be sarcastic !"
I was so proud
:laughabove:
Sex God
When you wish upon a star...
All Women should wear wonderbra's...
Dum Dee Dum Dee Dum Dee Dum Dee Dum
Dum
Dum..
Are you a real boy yet? There was a string on me once. A G-string! (Guffaw! Slaps Thigh in hearty laughter...)
No! No! I'm kidding, there really wasn't. Mrs Res wears Marks and Sparks finest comfybums.
Have they gone yet?
:borg:
All Women should wear wonderbra's...
Dum Dee Dum Dee Dum Dee Dum Dee Dum
Dum
Dum..
Are you a real boy yet? There was a string on me once. A G-string! (Guffaw! Slaps Thigh in hearty laughter...)
No! No! I'm kidding, there really wasn't. Mrs Res wears Marks and Sparks finest comfybums.
Have they gone yet?
:borg:
Sex God
Insecurity usually, or they are hiding something, or someone.
Lies are not good in general, thought it kind of depends on the scale. Telling your 4 year old their picture of a car is "lovely", when it is plainly barmy cack, is not really on the same scale as saying you are single when you are not, or fucking someone else behind a partners back. Or that you are an adonis with a 12 incher when you are called Clive and have to use tweezers when you go the lavatory.
The only enjoyment factor in lies is when someone gets found out and starts squirming.
Lies are not good in general, thought it kind of depends on the scale. Telling your 4 year old their picture of a car is "lovely", when it is plainly barmy cack, is not really on the same scale as saying you are single when you are not, or fucking someone else behind a partners back. Or that you are an adonis with a 12 incher when you are called Clive and have to use tweezers when you go the lavatory.
The only enjoyment factor in lies is when someone gets found out and starts squirming.
Sex God
Quote by flower411
mine says 4229
That's cos they're onto you.
Maybe they are !!!!
Over a thousand people just signed in according to my counter !!
I`m scared now :scared:
Don't worry soldier, you've taken your first step into a new world...
Using my powers of great foresight, I predict the pubs have closed and now many horny men are in the chatrooms desperate for boobies and smalltalk....
It is the way they control us. "Implants" in breasts don't sound so innocent now do they eh?
They control our minds, thoughts, minds and thoughts and our minds too.
(Hic!)
W'er dem titties?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
mine says 4229
That's cos they're onto your theory has conspiritors already :shock: it must be true
lp
Ssssh... Don't let on. Just act normally.
Actually, in our case that isn't the best idea, I think we should just keep acting abnormally and then they won't catch us...
Just watch out for the Men In Black...
:gagged:
Sex God
On my computer it says there are 5,555 people online now.
This surely must be an omen?
If you divide that number by 55 you get 101. Room 101 is the room in Big Brother where the worst thing in the world is. It is also the number of an ill-fated airship.
If you add 101 together you get 2, unless you are using binary, in which case it is... GAHHHHH! FIVE !!!!!
Furthermore, that crap pop group were called Five, Channel Five is terrible, There were FIVE horsemen of the apocalypse (Masturbation got lost self indulging himself somewhere on the highway to hell so he often gets left off as he only turns up late, stained and a little flustered)
Half of the Ten commandments is five and if you divide all the ten commandments in half, they make no sense. There were five gospels, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and Geoffrey (admittedly, his is hard to find) and whatsmore Jesus himself was born around 5AD at 5am, there were 5 wise men (the sixth one who told the story said there were three and stupid people believed him), Noah took five animals onto the ark with him (He didn't bother with the fish or ducks, which now must all be evil). What is more weird is the Mayan calendar said the world will end in 2012 (it didn't but hey ho, let's not get bogged down in that) and if you add 2-0-1-2 together you get.... FIVE!
There's something afoot I tell you. New site, new look, new people and now this. I think there is a dreadful secret soon to be told...
There's a conspiracy afoot I tell ye... take cover now while you can.
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Oh no, hang on, it's changed to 5542. Panic over.
This surely must be an omen?
If you divide that number by 55 you get 101. Room 101 is the room in Big Brother where the worst thing in the world is. It is also the number of an ill-fated airship.
If you add 101 together you get 2, unless you are using binary, in which case it is... GAHHHHH! FIVE !!!!!
Furthermore, that crap pop group were called Five, Channel Five is terrible, There were FIVE horsemen of the apocalypse (Masturbation got lost self indulging himself somewhere on the highway to hell so he often gets left off as he only turns up late, stained and a little flustered)
Half of the Ten commandments is five and if you divide all the ten commandments in half, they make no sense. There were five gospels, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and Geoffrey (admittedly, his is hard to find) and whatsmore Jesus himself was born around 5AD at 5am, there were 5 wise men (the sixth one who told the story said there were three and stupid people believed him), Noah took five animals onto the ark with him (He didn't bother with the fish or ducks, which now must all be evil). What is more weird is the Mayan calendar said the world will end in 2012 (it didn't but hey ho, let's not get bogged down in that) and if you add 2-0-1-2 together you get.... FIVE!
There's something afoot I tell you. New site, new look, new people and now this. I think there is a dreadful secret soon to be told...
There's a conspiracy afoot I tell ye... take cover now while you can.
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Oh no, hang on, it's changed to 5542. Panic over.
Sex God
"Pop me in your mouth and I'll make you wet."
"Pop me in your mouth and I'll make you smile."
"Pop me in your mouth and I'll make you ..." well insert your own here (Ooh Err Missus)
"If I dribble, remind me to lick it up."
"This china's the only bone I've had in my hand today."
"I may be a mere mug, but I'm emptying my load in your mouth."
"Pop me in your mouth and I'll make you smile."
"Pop me in your mouth and I'll make you ..." well insert your own here (Ooh Err Missus)
"If I dribble, remind me to lick it up."
"This china's the only bone I've had in my hand today."
"I may be a mere mug, but I'm emptying my load in your mouth."
Sex God
"Bet you can't swallow this load in one..."
"Spitting is a dirty habit, just swallow and enjoy"
"Get this in yer gob."
"You wanted something hot and turgid in your hand and mouth..."
"Remember, catch any overspill on the saucer and you can lick it up later..."
I've found my vocation I think...
"Spitting is a dirty habit, just swallow and enjoy"
"Get this in yer gob."
"You wanted something hot and turgid in your hand and mouth..."
"Remember, catch any overspill on the saucer and you can lick it up later..."
I've found my vocation I think...
Sex God
Quote by BrightonGeezer
I don't do uncovered penetration, and I don't do men.
me thinks he protests too much
I'd like to do double penetration and don't care about rubbing balls, does that make you like me better?
But does the static electricity make them stick to your clothes afterwards? That's what I want to know...
Sex God
Quote by Bluefish2009
Ok, I was very suprised the other day while checking out the gallery, to find my self looking at a nude couple who live two doors away. Pleasantly suprised I might add
For me, that experience would not only be unpleasant, but would probably result in serious psychological trauma and frequent visits to the shrink for therapy.
