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The human body is supposed to produce several farts in a day. Most men will bang them out quite happily.
But where does a girl's gas go?
To their boobs - a quick check of profile pics will show you who the fart queens are
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Don't waste time and money organising a munch. Scan the wedding announcements in your local paper, send the address of the church to all your swinging pals and turn up outside 45 mins after the ceremony starts. After a few minutes, the guests will come out and you can easily cadge a lift to the reception by claiming to be someone's cousin. Food, drink and a disco will be waiting - hey presto, a totally free munch!!
Tip: Start saving left over rice from your takeaways now to throw over the bride and groom and nick a carnation from the graveyard next door for that authentic "I'm a real guest" look!
Tip: Start saving left over rice from your takeaways now to throw over the bride and groom and nick a carnation from the graveyard next door for that authentic "I'm a real guest" look!
Not my bank account but I had a credit card cloned a few years ago. I contacted the issuer who suspended the card account immediately and I had to fill out some forms then got it sorted without too many problems. Oddly though, it was a card I used for business expenses and nothing else so I could pinpoint the only two places it could have happened (two restaurants in London) yet the card company had no interest in taking it any further.
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unburdened by knickerly garmenture was heart stopping, only for the fact I momentarilly thought I’d split my new fucking shoes
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If lucks in great, if not...nothing ventured, nothing gained.
That's really the bottom line isn't it! Those who spend half an hour in a car park then rush home so that they can post on the internet about how crap dogging is are perhaps missing what I can only describe as the "naughty gene" that makes dogging fun in the first place.
fuck me they dont read ANY of the post, its like typing to automatons
Quote by Coupleseekfun
To quote wikipedia "Swinging, sometimes referred to as the swinging lifestyle, is "non-monogamous sexual activity, treated much like any other social activity, that can be experienced as a couple" it also continues "swinging activities occur when a married or otherwise committed couple engages in sexual activity with another couple, multiple couples, or a single individual"
The same can be said of single fems on the site seeking single males only, can this be construed as swinging? Again i personally think no, going back to the quote from wiki, singles are mentioned in activities with couples, but not engaging in activities by themselves.
So.....what exactly is a swinger then? I personally think that a single male/fem on the site looking for single fem/male only aren't swingers, but are here simply hoping for no strings sex with as many or as few as possible, not that there is anything wrong with that, each to their own, but can these folk really class themselves as swingers?
Thoughts?
In this instance, I would suggest that Wikipedia is a poor reference point as swinging cannot be categorically decribed as a definite activity.
Speaking as one of "these folk", swinging fits into my interest in sexual variety, be that a threesome with a couple or a threesome with two singles or whatever else I feel like at any given time. If that means we aren't the right type of person to have the label swinger bestowed on us by people who feel a need to define it, that's ok! I don't need that to have sex the way I want to - in fact, if this place was called NSAHeaven, Onestopshag or Onlycouplesarerealswingers, would anything change for any of us, couples or singles? I doubt it. Swinger is just a convenient word, like toast is, regardless of whether it's a bloomer or a cottage loaf.
Personally, I see no need to define what a swinger is, mostly because being a swinger doesn't define what people are. It's simply one facet of a much bigger life.
And anyway, wasn't it decided on a recent thread that singles are now referred to as facilitators?
ullsyuckface:Do we have to act out all our fantasies?
Oooh definitely not I'd say Minxy!
I've had all sorts of fantasies over the years and have eventually had an opportunity to make them happen - all but one of which were fantastic. However, I firmly believe that it's great to have at least one tucked away that isn't likely to happen as the unknown "what if" factor is an important part of fantasising. One of my favourite fantasies is something that I probably wouldn't try to set up in real life so it has endless possibilities that keep my imagination fired up :twisted:
I would actually really hate to have run out of fantasies!
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yes true, I suppose the qusetion should more of been would you meet someone if you had not seen them on cam and just relied on pictures as to who they were.
Yes, I've pretty much always done it that way unless I've met them at a social and organised player later. Cams are ok but they're not essential (I don't use one) and the eagerness of some people to get you on cam when they haven't even had an expression of interest in meeting is offputting tbh, as is the attitude of some people who react as if anyone who says they don't use one must be lying!
Quite happy to continue as I have done, if it's a problem for others, there are plenty of other swingers to meet
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when we (we being a general term for all of us) hold parties for our vanilla world..lets say an engagement or birthday party where there is a venue.. we pay for the venue, .. i think you would agree this is the done thing.(i dont think generally people pass glasses round or charge admissions do they?) yet when people hold similar parties for their swinging 'friends' quite often if its at a venue you would expect people to pay to get in and help cover the cost of the venue.. and so on ..
i wonder do we treat our vanilla pals better because they are our real pals than we do our swinging pals ..is this a poor indictment of the world we play in...or are there other reasons for this anomaly...
not saying there is anything wrong with how things work..this isnt a criticism ..its really just a thread about the difference between vanilla friends and swinging friends if there is one?
discuss
I don't think so. I've had birthday parties in bars/clubs in the past and have never asked for a contribution (including a joint one last year that was swinger friends only) because *I* am throwing a personal party.
However, I've organised socials/munches with a couple of people and those are open to all swingers within a community so it's being organised to bring people together rather than a personal celebration. Same on the non swinging side of things, if I proposed a night out for a group of friends, I wouldn't foot the bill just because I'm the one organising things.
So no, no major differences in my experience
Apparently I'm a metal dog and a fire cow! Mooooo....bang! :eeek:
Wallflower?? one on one? hmmmmm
Dog people are loyal and honest and obedient, guardians of the house at night. They can be counted on to keep secrets and for always doing the right thing. They can be emotionally distant and do not mix well in social gatherings where they are often seen as wallflowers. They do better with one-on-one relationships and find happiness in the happiness they bring to others, such as finding the most perfect gifts for their friends. While it is true that they have sharp tongues and are a bit stubborn and eccentric, in a work situation they tend to work very well with other people. What is more, they always seem to have money and make excellent leaders. Because of their high moral stance, they are inspiring beyond measure.
Wallflower?? one on one? hmmmmm
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Wa advertise a dogging meet we get over 30 replys we get in touch with 6 peolple who interest us then we send them messeges with location and time and all we ask is can you ring or txt to say ure going to be there they all do then only 1 turns up
Why do peolple send several messeges gagging to meet you then when they get the details they carnt be arsed to show up or even ring or txt to say there not going to come wife is starting to think its here
Probably because they think that as you've invited numerous people, they won't be missed so don't see a need to bother. This happens in swinging and dogging alike, so you either get used to it and live with it or stop trying to arrange things and go out to find the doggers who are already out there.
If you really have to have arranged meets though, you had one guy turn up so you have the start of a network of reliable people. There's a always an upside, if you look for it!
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Its just a thought, and you know its rare I start a thread -due to my complete lack of imagination- but I have a revolutionary idea that has worked for many many of the most popular web sites on the internet.
What we could do is not change anything about the site at all, and when people come and join and dont like it........they could like not use it. Then we would have to make do with the massive number of subscribed users who find it perfectly acceptable as it is?
Just a thought
Oooh radical but too simple, may I suggest a tier system for those who like it and those who like it more.
Oooh and coloured names for those who liked it so much they bought the company!! :giggle: (Q: just who was Victor Kayam???)
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I was suggesting though that there maybe a moral reason for DG's choice not to swing with cheating men (the most likely in my judgement) but there could be merely one of self protection, which is not based on morality.
Will someone kindly snatch this fooking shovel outta me hand???!!!
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Haha, gimme the shovel!
That's exactly my reason for not playing with "not getting any at home" people - it's not about my morals or theirs, it's about making sure that I don't end up in the middle of a domestic!
Those who do that can get on with it, just not with me
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Wetwang....
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I just remembered the name of a place in Essex (not a dogging site, as far as I know) that I found when I was doing a search for something....Fingringhoe!
Herts is so dull by comparison but we do have Tyttenhanger
I think the Bawtry bods should come south for a night! (waits for JTS to become apoplectic, tee hee)
