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Tania
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 59
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by Freckledbird
My heaven on earth will be the day when I am no longer trapped in my body and mind and I am free to enjoy all that life has to offer.

Err, if you're no longer trapped in your body and mind, wouldn't you be dead?
Seems to me you missed the word LIFE from my post.
My heaven on earth will be the day when I am no longer trapped in my body and mind and I am free to enjoy all that life has to offer.
Quote by westerross
I (Note: anyone who doesn't keep on daily contact is registered as someone who has forgotten me.)

By the way I took this to be tongue in cheek!
If you are beginning to read my posts properly, then I don't know what next! LOL
I need a bit of love. Still recovering from my operation and having lot of aches and pains. I feel lonely as I am isolated in the flat whilst the family are eating Sunday lunch (my choice not to join them as I cannot eat and it might have been torture to see them eating). None of my friends here are free to visit me this week at least and my English friends seem to have forgotten me. (Note: anyone who doesn't keep on daily contact is registered as someone who has forgotten me.)
OK got it off my chest, now it is your turn to say what comes to your head. smile
It seems this thread is going to develop like the fantasy thread as everyone has something valid to say.
For the record, after thinking long and hard about what happened with the anaesthetist (the name you apparently use for these people in English) I decided to talk to the surgeon about it as he was the one responsible for bringing me into that hospital and that guy is part of his team. I had lots of mental conversations with the surgeon in my head trying to sort out the words to use and it took me most of the night to do so. At this moment in time I am thinking that even if the surgeon gets offended by my complaints, it is better than he knows how I really feel even if he decides he does not want to give me the free follow up treatments that come with the care package. sad
Hi Steve
Yes, I am alright but so tired and feel like I have been beaten up. Hopefully, by the time I return to the UK, I will be looking and feeling much better. kiss
Sassy
A string quartet wouldn't have been so bad.. let me count...1..., 2 yes..., 3...ok, 4, yes, I am sure I could accommodate. wink
Kiss Me
May I offer you the main mast of the nearly rented boat to tie Sassy up? lol
This is a very difficult subject to comment on. On one hand I know he doesn't mean it badly - he's just phrased it badly. On the other hand, I am thinking of the anaesthesiologist at the hospital who had a good feel of my breasts and belly supposedly for anaesthetic reasons... yeah right! I wonder why all the anaesthiologists I've seen before were content to just look into my mouth and make me move my head but he had to check out my tits and big belly! I feel annoyed because this is one situation you can't really tell the other guy off or report him - he'll say he was just doing his job.
For the record, I didn't get aroused by his touch.
I am back home now, bit sore (think they may have forgotten an instrument or two inside me...) but managing. It is going to be a long recovery but thank heavens there is SH to keep me company.
With regards to the signs, I also crossed the path of a ladybird the day before surgery. LOL
Thank you.
I have dreamt myself well in the past month and do have high hopes for the future. Whatever happens, I have provided for my daughter's future.
I am going to have a rest now to get physically prepared for a very long day tomorrow.
Will catch up with SH in a few days' time, all being well.
Regards
As some of you know I am abroad trying to get medical treatment that was not immediately available on the NHS but is absolutely necessary for me.
The last few days lots of weird signs have appeared and I don't know what to make of them:
The day I was going to see the surgeon a dog appeared out of the blue. He was an exact copy of my childhood dog but less muscular and malnourished. He was very friendly with me. That dog had died following a fall down the stairs.
My surgery was arranged for 7/7 - ok, it is a different country, I shouldn't worry.
Today I took a look at the foreign calendar that is hanging in my mom's kitchen and the 7/7 is St Apollonia's day. Now that wouldn't have worried me but the hospital I am going to is the ex Apollonio hospital (same name).
It is probably nothing, just some of these weird coincidences that happen but how would you have taken them, as signs or as mere coincidences?
Quote by Alleyson
I've been watching this thread with interest and wishing I'd got that sort of money for a holiday of any sort!
I'm now wondering if the new price you've quoted Tania, is for a swinging cruise in general run by an outside party, or a cruise organised by yourself for your friends to go on, as you did say this was your original intention. Just so that people know, thats all.

Hi Alleyson
The estimate was given to me by the yacht broker. I only mentioned it here in case anyone wanted to get their group of friends together and organise such a cruise. I have decided against getting involved with organising such a cruise for the public for many and various reasons.
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Thanks to everyone for their thoughts on the matter.
And what is CBT?
In my world it is not something you do on a road....
Quote by keeno
Oh another apology, sorry. Fingers quicker than the brain (oo er)
Do you think I should wear the wigs, glasses and moustache or the wee fella?

I was thinking more using the props on your face, keeno. We've seen a lot of cocks and some of them are really impressive (a thick bulbous head always does it for me as well as a smooth shaft). Don't compete where your entry will be lost in the millions, do something original that will matter and attract positive attention.
Quote by keeno
Beyond your hint of sarcasm its a thought. Any other ideas on how I can improve a video beyond a simple wank?

I wasn't being sarcastic, I was just being funny. biggrin But that aside, how about gathering a few props, e.g a wig, sunglasses, a pipe, a fake moustache, some googly eye glasses, you know stuff that are weird and funny and keep changing your appearance whilst you give a talk on how versatile you are and how much fun it would be for people to meet you. Sometimes laughter is the best ice breaker and warms people up on you.
You little exhibitionist, you! biggrin I don't think you can beat the guy who's stuck a stalk of celery up his back hole, though. Or can you?
Don't go searching for this video as it hasn't been done yet...
I now have the estimate. It is £1800 per person for a 10-day cruise including airfare, land transfers, continental breakfast, lunch, tips, and VAT. The motor sailer has got double airconditioned cabins with private facilities, a lounge with TV/video, a full crew and sport facilities (windsurf, fishing, snorkelling, water ski but motorised sports come at an extra charge). Extra costs would be any hotel accommodaton before or after the cruise, alcoholic drinks, entrance fees, dinners, personal expenses.
The cost would fall to £1260 for a 7-day cruise or £1,080 without airfare.
Anyway, if anyone wants to arrange such a cruise, let me know and I'll pass on the agent's details to you as well as my best wishes.
Hello Too Hot
Thanks for your comments. Chartering a big cruise ship would be better but that is a project and a half and I am not sure I want to get involved with its organisation as it would demand a lot of my time and energy.
I have now found another boat that would cost £1100 for 10 days per person. So that would bring the cost down to just £1500 per person including airfare and land transfers, possibly even a hotel overnight.
After all the negativity, however, I am just looking into chartering a yacht for just me and a handful of pals. At the end of the day, my pleasure matters and I won't be happy with people who are not sociable and outgoing.
Now I am off to research 'swinging cruises' to see if any take place local to me... ;)
LOL
I do not own a boat (wish I did, though!)
As for organising something big, I don't see why some people seem worried about it. You don't know my credentials from my vanilla life, you don't know what amounts of money I have handled and what events I have organised and how successful they were or not.
If you read back to my first post on this thread, I asked for ideas about a possible swinging cruise. It is all in the conception stage, still; it is not even down on the planning board.
You have rightly mentioned that the people would have to know each other and feel confident with each other. Well, we have the time to get to know each other, I believe.
You have rightly freaked out about the cost but I have already said that is a guesstimate of a luxury cruise including all other expenses. A guesstimate is just that: guessing an estimate without having adequate information, it is not a reality so don't get too hung on it, please.
As for guaranteed action, I am sorry, nothing in this life is guaranteed, except death and taxes.
And true, I have only been to one social so far but I think it is irrelevant. It is like telling a couple about to get married that they have not attended many weddings themselves, therefore they are not qualified to organise their own and cannot hope for success under the circumstances...
So please, let us stick to constructive criticism, if criticism be necessary. I wanted ideas, input, advice, help. Telling me it cannot happen is not helping me.
Thank you.
I can't undertstand this obsession with the number 50. It must be a British thing! How else can I explain men who are nearing 50 or have just passed it writing to me telling me they have their own hair and teeth and things like that? 50 is young nowadays! So stop feeling sorry for yourselves men, it is not the end of the world, you are still desirable and able to please biggrin
Please stick to the subject of the thread. Thank you.
It is best you are hairless down there but once you start, you need to do careful maintenance as stubble will not only hurt the ladies but will cause you an awful itch and discomfort.
That makes a lot of sense Shireen but sometimes the chat slows down terribly and then people complain that they were locked out and had to wait 5 mins to get back in. It seems to happen when they click on someone's name to see his/her profile. But it could be a mere coincidence I guess.
Gingle gingle is Mike's way of boosting up his posting stats! lol
OK let me enlighten you.
For the past few days, the site has been having problems which I am sure the admin is hard at work trying to fix.
We all get to the point where we are trying to log on and it doesn't seem to progress. There is no point trying to change your login details/password. It is a temporary glitch.
HINT: if you look at the Member Stats and it says 0 to everything or has very few people showing (e.g. 20 people instead of thousands) then the system is not working properly. Relax, make yourself a cup of tea and come back later.
HINT 2: strangely enough the chatrooms seem to work fairly well when the forums are down but don't dare try to change rooms or you'll be locked out from chat as well.
Please be patient and I am sure our SH will be back in full working order soon.
Regards
Quote by playbyte
What a great idea. You havent mentioned anything about age limits either as there are a lot of ppl who have a definate feeling about the ages that they mix with in a swinging sense.
Good luck i hope it comes of for you.

Ageism is not allowed on my boat! Anyone found guilty of discrimination will of course be... tied up to the main mast. biggrin
Quote by well_busty_babe
I know that cruises can be expensive, but on a propper cruise ship you would get more for your money.

Proper cruiseships have tiny no frills cabins buried at the bottom decks, some even below sea level (those without windows of course). Proper cruiseships have endless queues to get ashore for the bus tours and endless queues to get back on board. Queues to eat, queues at the bars and a daily fight for the prized deckchair by the pool. Proper cruiseships can't anchor at picturesque bays and offer you a barbecue on a remote beach nor take you to somewhere you fancy because it is not in their schedule. Chartering a yacht gives you the freedom to go anywhere the captain will agree to take you, it has a sense of adventure and unpredictability.
Come on well_busty_babe, join us next summer! smile