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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83
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Quote by GregLondon
"Hornie in ENfielD, izzz NE1 upp 4 a shaag?"
Now this I DO get. The one-liners!
Suffice to say I wouldn`t get near enough to HAVE to look them in the eye!
Mars struggles, many here know this. His posts are normally brief, and few and far between as a result. He sits there worrying what to post, how it will be received, whether his grammer is correct, etc etc. We set a spell-checker up in Mozilla, but the browser doen`t always work (crap PC), so he`ll put words he is not sure about into email and check it from there.............the whole process takes the fun out of posting for him . He prefers to lurk and get to know people socially. However, sometimes we work together. We do not worry about the spelling and capitals, as much as we do punctuation. Mine isn`t perfect, including my spelling, but an unpunctuatated post is simply hard to make sense of, so as long as he gets the `pauses` in, it should make sense. He is also doing really well with apostrophies.
So.............
A BIG `well done` to Mars, because he deserves it, and he`s really been sticking with it. :love:
That said, I`m sure there are a few here who started with `cyber sex` and have experiance with chatrooms where `oneliners` are the norm (done it myself). If they stick around long enough, and get a feel for the place, I`m sure they`d discover that it`s a much different approach which gets the results here.
Venusxxx
Hey, I`m kinda glad he sent it! This thread nudged me enough to take a look at the site, and I thought it was great, we both did!
And our opinion is worth MUCH more than that narrow-minded twat!
Don`t give the comment any thought at all, it`s not worth your time. :love:
We can understand the hurt though
VenusnMarsxxx
And our opinion is worth MUCH more than that narrow-minded twat!
Don`t give the comment any thought at all, it`s not worth your time. :love:
We can understand the hurt though
VenusnMarsxxx
"Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you arse."
"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your arse."
"Don't you realise that there are enough people to hate in the world already,
without your putting in so much effort to give us another?"
"You are such a smart-arse, I bet you could sit on a tub of ice cream and tell me what flavour it is."
"I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are."
"You have got your head so far up your arse you can chew your food again on the way down."
"I'd like to give you a going-away present.....First, you do your part."
"Someone said that you were not fit to fuck pigs the other day. I stuck up for you, though. I told them you were."
:mrgreen:
Venusxxx
"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your arse."
"Don't you realise that there are enough people to hate in the world already,
without your putting in so much effort to give us another?"
"You are such a smart-arse, I bet you could sit on a tub of ice cream and tell me what flavour it is."
"I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are."
"You have got your head so far up your arse you can chew your food again on the way down."
"I'd like to give you a going-away present.....First, you do your part."
"Someone said that you were not fit to fuck pigs the other day. I stuck up for you, though. I told them you were."
:mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by neilinleeds
now look girls. calm your little selves. there was no need to fall out about it was there?
venus you're all flouncy this morning? are you just tired? a bit worn out? mars been a bit overeager again? come here tell me all about it? and yes your new avatars very . . erm . . . artistic. i'll try not to say anything vaguely vulgar about blowing it, cos that would just be, well, vulgar. and besides i don't think you could cope today with me underneath you? eh?
neil x x x ;)
*sniffle* yes, that`s what I needed, some TLC and sympathy. *sob*
AND YOU DIDN`T EVEN OFFER TO BE THE ONE ON TOP!
/flounces on the flounce
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
If you're playing with yourself how can Neil blow it????????
Christ with me and Morb on your tits, playing with yourself, but wanting Neil to blow it ....... should make for an interesting groups session .... now where's Mars ( :shock: or daren't I ask?)
Bloody hell, you did it again!
I think Mars is `weedwhacking` (see stage 8, Viagra Housewife)
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
ooooo look, i got Corrie . . . erm . . . on top! :twisted:
best leave what i'd like to do there really. i could get into trouble on that one! settle for a quickthough! ;)
neil x x x ;)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I think if I actually put what I'd like to do to NeilinLeeds I'd be arrested under the obscenity's act :shock:
I'd love to get my hands on his strop :twisted:
I hate you......................
Venusxxx
