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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Gotcha Neil :twisted:
I`m leaving this to your imagination........... :grin: :grin: :grin:
Venusxxx
Quote by Riff Raff
Don`t know if it counts now! lol
Kitten, cute and cuddly
Rose, sexy and refined
Coffee with double cream, um, hot and creamy....
Sorry, the last one at least was spontanious redface
Er, if it`s spontanious, how do you know it`s your favourite, I mean I have lots of favourites, it takes some time to figure out which one is my favourite favourite. There`s my mood at the time to take into consideration, which mood is predominate, which favourite rewards me the most at a particular time.........
I know, there`s always one. rolleyes
I`ll get my coat.
Night all :love:
Venusxxx

Don't worry about it !
Trust in the process
Be a good patient and leave the analysis up to us.
From what I know of you, it appears that your posts are spot on.
The orderlies are just putting on their white coats now and should be around at your place shortly with the big butterfly net :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Well just so you know, Mars can`t do it either! He got as far as favourite plant, we looked at each other, I said `oh god` and thought it best we shut the f*ck up whilst we still have an account! lol lol lol
Venusxxx
Don`t know if it counts now! lol
Kitten, cute and cuddly
Rose, sexy and refined
Coffee with double cream, um, hot and creamy....
Sorry, the last one at least was spontanious redface
Er, if it`s spontanious, how do you know it`s your favourite, I mean I have lots of favourites, it takes some time to figure out which one is my favourite favourite. There`s my mood at the time to take into consideration, which mood is predominate, which favourite rewards me the most at a particular time.........
I know, there`s always one. rolleyes
I`ll get my coat.
Night all :love:
Venusxxx
That`s it. Can`t do it now. I`m trying too hard. Still don`t have an animal, and the rest are coming up sexual surprised
Venusxxx
Quote by neilinleeds
rub it in a bit more why dontcha?
n x x x ;-)

Take take take.......... rolleyes
Venusxxx
I`m afraid I fell at the first hurdle! Couldn`t make my mind up. Need sleep.
Maybe later.
Venusxxx
Can`t help with the sarnies, by the time we get there they`ll be stale! Do have some trays I can bring down though smile
Venusxxx

These two would do me fine.....
sorry, I`ll step off my superficial box shall I?! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by Alexandra
Hey Venus - I was the original gawky skinny kid in my teens!

I`m not sure if I have any pics here, but to be honest in the one I`m thinking of I look about thirteen; I was 17 and married! surprised
Venusxxx
Quote by foxy30s_cpl
Unfortuneately that means we have snuck in through the side door, bought our drinks and anxiously nipped across to the table in the corner which only seats two and We have then people watched and conferred rather than conversed openly as people do or should. We really dont mean to , its because we are nervous, shy and unsure...though people in the pub would probably think we are ignorant, which we are so so not.

Don`t think you`ll be getting away with that at the Notts Munch! I`ll set WBB onto you biggrin (fantastic girl, makes everyone feel at home)
Welcome!
Venusxxx
Our ideal (but four) will likely be a reality in a couple of weeks!
Note to self - Discretion, discretion, discretion :jagsatwork:
But, we are so bloody excited! :bounce:
Venusxxx
Oh ffs mad
Totally understand why though.
I looked like a dick in my teens :shock:
Venusxxx
Bloody hell Alex, you are never 47! :shock:
Looking gooooooooood, girl! biggrin
Venusxxx
That`ll teach you! Trying discussions on a Saturday morning when we are all bolloxed! lol
Similar to my `is the human race a cruel joke?` thread, if you want to read some other comments which might be of interest. I`ll prolly join this one when I find some braincells!
Venusxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Are you calling Mars a prick ???? :shock: confused confused confused confused

Um, no, cos I want more of the same tonight :twisted:
Venusxxx
Self inflicted? SELF INFLICTED?!
It was that monster I married. He turned into a huge walking erection. surprised
Venusxxx
I can`t have intellectual conversations with Mars right now. He`s regressed to grunts, and dragging me by the hair to bed :shock:
Fruity, I pretty much agree with what`s been said. Go with it, you are not demanding any great lifestyle changes, so no worries!
Reese, I`d try to help you out with that one, but my brain is mush this morning. Sounds interesting though.
Venusxxx
A no, and two slices of bacon please Sarge, since you are feeling sorry for me.
Venusxxx
Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people
were given pointed sticks?

Thank you for that. I laughed, I shared, I remembered my kids, told them why it shouldn`t be laughed at........
And now I`m Hitler confused
Venusxxx
Urgle, need sleep, massage (backache, the monster!) and fry up. Not sure in which order.
Might crash and let someone feed the full english through a drip surprised
Venusxxx