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altarica
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 65
UK

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Sexlightened
Going to be staying in Cov at the weekend in an hotel in Ansty and looking for some action on friday if anyone who knows could IM me with some posible sites that wouls be greatly return the favour for anyine coming down to Dorset/West Hants
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Anyone going to be out and about after the footy tonjght?I am a nice confident very thickly hung guy who will be heading out to the usual places about 10 want to meet up then let me know please.
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anyone of an anti-virus programme that I can download onto my laptop and then copy onto cd or flashdrive and load into my pc which is currently perhaps there is already a thread on this subject which someone could point me in the direction of.
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You say the police booked them for what?Was there something wrong with their cars?Because otherwise I don't see how the police could book them.
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My pc won't allow me to go problem started last October after I installed Norton Anti-virus.I unistalled it but my pc has been bolloxed ever 't used since but I put it all back together about an hour laptop works fine on the same wireless network as is obvious since I am writing this on it.I wonder if anyone has any helpful suggestions as to what I can do to resolve this tried restore systen loads of times but that doesn't have run all my anti-spyware and adware programmes and disc cleaners.I don't have an anti-virus on at the moment since I can't get a complete techno dummy I am completely stumped now.
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Would like to say..................."Congratulations France and well done!!!!!!"
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Quote by welshsexmonkey
Yep, great result but doesn't make up for last weeks' heartbreak!
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Ever the optimist, me! wink

Great result????Great result??????
We were robbed by the poxy Kiwi it would have been.
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I had my right nipple pierced in late August '02.
I did it along with my girlfriend at the time,still don't know why.
I know it is different for everyone as regards sensitivity etc,but sexually mine does nothing at all for it has made my right nipple larger than my left one and for the 1st couple of years I got a not unpleasant tingling sensation when it was very cold.
It hurt like hell when I had it done,for about 30 seconds but after that it was took a long time to heal,about 4 months and yes I washed 3 times a day,very gently I may add, but apart from that everything is copacetic.
Now my girlfriend on the other hand had a pain free piercing but afterwards it hurt her intensely for about 8 hours,even leading to her throwing up with the pain. As I say it is different for everyone.
The only downside to it that I have encountered is that when meeting new sexual playmates,some of them think it there for them to pull and twist,sometimes very aggressively!!!!NOT!!!!! I have to put them straight on that subject,double quick.
As to where guys are pierced,well mine is straight through the nipple and I have had no probs with it at all.
Would I have it done again?Yup I guess I would since I will have my other one done sometime.I like them aesthetically,but as I say they do nothing for me sexually.
Just my considerations on the subject,and in the end it is up to the individual person to do what they believe is right for them.
Al
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Hilarious,still wiping the tears off my where did I put those tissues?
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I don't know you but I am disgusted to hear what has happened to !I hate them and got a right bollocking for twatting one not long ago when I caught him messing with my you are ok and get well soon.
Al
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I don't really drink very much alcohol,but I do drink waaaaaaaaay too much the name "Altarica".Could have called myself"Blue Mountain" or"Cap Colombie" or even"Java"I guess lol
Only problem with "Altarica"is that some folks think I am a girl. confused sad :shock: redface wink rolleyes
Not a 6ft hairy arsed geezer :twisted: . evil
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We always used to keep our wood in the woodshed,unless we were working on it when we kept it in the if it was firewood it went on the fire. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Anyone up for some New Years fun tonight?If it is too cold I can looking for a bit of lighthearted fun to see in the new year.
Al x
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I have a variety of cock rings,ranging from rubber to metal through to ones that you can tighten up.I enjoy them and so do my do make your cock thicker and more veiny.I find they dont make your cock more sensitive but in fact desensitize it quite a bit,but maybe that's just me being contrary as else I know uses poppers to get a raging boner and whenever I tried it I lost in short different strokes for different folks.I get mine from the Clone Zone shop in selection and nice atmosphere,not seedy like most of the straight shops I have been priced too.
Al
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's it like at the Paradise.I have heard it is a well run place from one person,but another told me it is.....er how should I put it?????A place where the staff will dish out sexual favours in return for money.I don't know and don't wish to cast aspertions,I am just wondwering because if it is a cool place then I will most certainly try it.
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I'm in Bournemouth and you don't get much further south than in a generally southerly direction from my gaff for about 15 minutes and you'll be in the sea.
Watch out for the..........Fuck it too late! I was going to say watch out for the edge of that cliff but I see you found it all by yourself lol :lol: :lol:
Why is it so bloody cold down here?????Supposed to be bleeding SUNNY Bournemouth,not Siberian Bournemouth. :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Firstly, silly to mention it by ,NOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't do it!!!!!!!!!Not unless you want to get mugged,beaten up or stabbed,or maybe a combination of all I personally have never been there,but I have heard secondhand some real scary horror stories about it.
If you want to know about places to go dogging try to be a bit more discreet please.
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Wow !!!!!!Didn't realise that I would be would be slated as some sort of wanker just because I had never listened to Green Day before!!!!!! Better go back to my Led Zep and the other 550 odd cds I own,not to mention the 400 odd tapes and about 250 pieces of vinyl I still old tosser me.
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So there I was chanel hopping a couple of sundays ago.I just happened to land on Beeb 2 as TOTP was starting.
"Hmmmmmm wonder what this is like these days?"I thought.
I saw they had a live exclusive with some Yank band,Green Day,who I have heard of but but not heard and thought they were probably some 3 chord loud ,musically inept trashy skater/surfy band.
Boy was I wrong!!!!!!They did a number called"Jesus of suburbia",which is about 10 minutes long with 5 different section to !!!!!!! is all I can their combined album and dvd last thursday and listened to it for the first....oh,I guess 10 times yesterday and went and got "American Idiot",their grammy winning latest studio album music and socially and politically aware lyrics too.
Just got to see the dvd soon as I haven't got round to it to show that there is still vital,vibrant music out there amongst all the dross that is about.
If you like Rock and don't know this band,then check them out.
I am such a happy bunny now. biggrin :D :D :D :D
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Mr outlaw you saw the Allmans in the 70s????I am sooooooooooo gonna go put "Live at The Fillmore on"to console myself a little.
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As you may gather from the following,music is my addiction.
I've seen in no particular order:Led Zep,Deep Purple(5 times in the 70s),Yes,Black Sabbath,Ten Years After("Who?????I" hear you say),The Stones(3 times,again in the 70s when they were top),Pink Floyd(twice)BB King(twice),Buddy Guy(Do not miss Buddy if you get the chance,he is awesome.),Dr John(Again,go goddammit,a brilliant night),U2(when they were a decent rock band----controversial biggrin ),Big Country,Hall&Oates(God John you look strange without the 'tache),Deacon Blue,Del Amitri,John Lee Hooker,The Sensational Alex Harvey Band,Queen(In '75,again when they were a decent band----just my opinion),Status Quo(surprisingly a fucking fantastic night out----twice)Peter Green and the Splinter Group(The founder of Fleetwood Mac,when they were known as Peter Greens Fleetwood Mac,still an awesome guitarist despite his problems),Fun Lovin' Criminals(terrible sound production,left after half an hour),Chris Rea( on his blues tour last year,great)and the sublime Bonnie Raitt(again last year)and Herbie Hancock(twice----awesome,but not for the uninitiated----be way toooooooooo strange for non-jazzheads).Plus a few more I cant think yeah, John Mayall too.
So How am I supposed to pick one of these as the best????
Spins round and bursts into flames in confusion.
Live music is just simply one of the best experiences there is.
But sadly I never got to see Stevie Ray Vaughan,he died 2 weeks before the gig I was going to.I kept the tickets and am heartbroken to this day.
Another,ELP,but should I admit to this.
Going to see Bonnie again next you like totally brilliant music and genius guitar playing check her out. :D :D :D
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Losing things while out dogging can be a bit of a worry and end up being a big I always leave my wallet at home and just take a few quid to put in the glove box in change.A bum bag is a good idea for the rest of your stuff,like keys,phone etc,since as it says you can wear it round the back over your safe and have good safe fun. biggrin
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"The Chronicles of Riddick" has got to be pretty high on the list.
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So dumb it's almost brilliant,and how the hell did they persuade Judi Dench to be in it?
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Cheers you were the 1st all seemed to go a bit Pete Tong after thanks
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Can someone direct me to the thread on here that told us about "Crap cleaner"since I put it on my old computer and want to put it on this anyone who hasn't tried it,yes that is its real name and it does clean out the crap on your computer really Al