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3 Mar 2005

We have a list of things we want to do, not all of them are fantasies, but many are. hump

hump

Many of them are things we want to do together but there are some which are things we want to do individually.
In the list are things that we have to do/organise for our partner, and a list of tasks we have to accomplish
That is why we are here; we are looking for help in doing our list of missions.

3 Mar 2005

I (dan) have cut my own hair since I was 18 so not been to barbers in a long time.
But I do just keep it short so it is easy to do it myself.
I do however like other people (I trust :shock: ) to shave my pubes for me.
Any offers hump

hump

25 Feb 2005

Quote by PoloLady
FREE prize draw!
YES FREE!
You could win a fabulous prize!
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All you have to do to enter this amazing FREE prize draw is complete the entry form below*.
*You must be over the age of 18 to enter. The prize draw organiser may wish to contact you on an unrelated matter to the prize draw. By submitting your prize draw entry you will be deemed to have given consent for such contact to be date for entries is 1st March 2005
Prize Draw Entry Form: All sections must be completed for your entry to be valid.
Age- 24f 25m
Location- Surrey - Getting the house ready for guests
Gender- F&M
Sexual Preference- Females called PoloLady or SunBunny
Height - 6-7 inches
Best feature- Willingness to please
Worst feature - Always being busy for partys and munches
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
Home cooked meal, bottles of wine, and two of us alternating on you with vibrating toys, massage oils and mouths.
The prize draw will be held within 28 days of the closing date and winners will be contacted shortly after.

22 Feb 2005

Took some practice, and I am now behind with work but, I work for myself so who cares, I managed 323.4

21 Feb 2005

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Oh yeah all my shoes/boots etc are either 3s, 4s, or 5s

What sizes 3, 4 and 5. Must be a girl thing.
We are happy to accommodate anyoneas we have a 3 bed for the 2 of us, but god knows why anyone would be around here as there is never anything going on near us.

20 Feb 2005

Let us see
The most you have ever given anyone in one night was 3!! You had a whole night and you managed three.
And somehow you are guaranteeing that you can make a girl come twice.
3 is far from impressive, for my GF 19th I tried to give her 19 orgasms in one day, I didn’t quite make it, but I was close.

11 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Please bear in mind I am a veggie before you suggest I kill an innocent animal and eat it!

So it is ok to kill ones that have been shagging around then :twisted:

10 Feb 2005

Quote by HuddsGirl
Try no nookie for months too many family problems get in the way.
HuddsGirl

Id prefer not to really, missing it enough at the moment and I have about a week to go.

10 Feb 2005

Hi Huddsgirl
We are fine now we are over the flu, and very horny as no nookie for two weeks sad

sad

hope you are well
L&D

9 Feb 2005

Hooray were first.
We would love to come
Put us on the list as we are hoping we can make this one.
See you all soon.
Lisa & Dan

7 Feb 2005

Hi All
Well it looks like everyone had a great time and we hope Poniella had an extra special b-day.
We are so jealous we couldn't make it but Lisa got ill with a bad chest infection and so we had to leave it this time. You were all having fun and we were stuck at home…all alone.
Hope to see you all at a party soon
Keep horny and happy
Lisa and Dan

7 Feb 2005

We had the same e-mail too, and I don't remember sending them an e-mail, but the GF might have.
I just ignored it as I think it is someone just trying to have a go at the site.

22 Jan 2005

Quote by SunBunny
Something tells me this sexy blonde is teasing us. She hasn't opened her PM....and she wants to meet this weekend????

I think you may be right, this is also a first time post.
Have any of you guys received an auto response from a Lisa who says they are going to use another site?
L & D

8 Dec 2004

We don’t have much at the moment but we have a tarantula, squirrel, Harris hawk, raven, 8 dogs, chickens and two beehives.
I have had 3 little owls, 3 tawny owls, 2 barn owls, eagle owl, 3 roe deer, 5 fallow deer, 3 squirrels, a scorpion, a crow 2 jackdaws, 3 muntjack and I cant be bothered to say the rest.

2 Dec 2004

Excellent idea!
How about best new cummer lol

lol

or best new couple
Apart from the first one to be presented by the previous years winner!

2 Dec 2004

Do you want this for christmas

1 Dec 2004

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no bollocks?
Still no fucking idea!

1 Dec 2004

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea!

1 Dec 2004

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea!

1 Dec 2004

Quote by SunBunny

if you are wondering where to hold it
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:doh:
at a wank fest there are people who dont know what to do yet????
lets hope you guys will be issuing instructions to those members who are unfamiliar with how to correctly grip mid toss.
Otherwise who knows what might happen :silly:

your good, i hope we meet and chat some time :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

1 Dec 2004

We have been and had a great time, it was our first party and we will be going again.
It is very relaxed and the people we met there were really nice, we are even planning to meet some cpls we met there in london.
If anyone is new and wants to to know what the party is like as it will be your first time you are free to PM me.
L & D

1 Dec 2004

i love honey
and i hate it as every time i get it my bees sting the shit out of me :fuckinghell:
no really fav food is chilly marinated venison sandwich
worst ever eaten is boiled fish eyes (i didnt know they were in the soup)

30 Nov 2004

Quote by zootle
IKEA?
Their beds are a bit odd, they are designed for matresses that have slightly different dimensions to, err, ours.

he isnt that rich for nothing, ie now you have to buy one of there matresses!

30 Nov 2004

Why did my previous posting disappear?

29 Nov 2004

I sort of missed the bit on stop questioning as soon as any one of you is proved to be either the agent or thief. i was just looking for the thief....never mind.
so is there going to be another one or is that it?
(note to self - don't read questions in the early hours of the morning, you will miss something)

29 Nov 2004

erm.. i am guessing the answer will be no. But does anyone have a x-ray machine so we can take our own photo lol

lol

29 Nov 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Now can I have a pop at that one?
# Posting pictures in the photo ads section for which you do not own the copyright, or posting pictures that are simply fake, a joke, or don't actually contain any part of you in them, or worse, that include another party in them without obvious consent. Put simply, only post pictures of yourself/yourselves, nothing more or less.
Did you take the pic? Was it you? Is it your copyright or copyright free?

errr.......? :giveup: i was wrong there, we put it there for a joke but we did tell people that it was not us. just a bit of fun, like us biggrin

biggrin

29 Nov 2004

Does anyone know why the photo was taken off our advert :confused:

29 Nov 2004

Hi amylou
We are new here as well and have found everyone really nice.
You will have a great time here.

29 Nov 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Could any kind person remind me where (I know I've read it before, but I can't find it) the bit about genitals and avatars is in the AUP? Ta very muchly.
What you could do is incorporate it into a sig if I am not mistaken.
Chris

Have a look in the "posting guidelines" at the top of the cafe.
I liked the avatar and would love to keep it but don't want to go against the mod who told me to remove it.
Is having it as our sig allowed as you are still showing it on every posting-anyone enlighten me.
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