so it was in fridge ready when i got home
god i love her
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Quote by well_busty_babe
do you remember years ago when that first porno for women was released.. i think i was about 14 or 15... a group of us pooled our money together and bought it..... was a pile of crap!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remeber them
just for her i think it was called
i used to by them for flick
them where the days before bratt pitt (bastard)
and all you other girls who suffer
you`ve inspired me to write a song just for you
to the tune of "Life on mars?" by Mr. Bowie
It`s a god awful sore affair
To us girls with the tiny hair
And our fanny is yelling "No"
But our hubby has said it must go
Yet the hair is nowhere to be seen
Now we walk with the shaving cream
To a seat in the nearest loo
Cos we`ve booked for a trim `n` clean
But the lips are now getting sore
Cos we`ve shaved it ten times or more
We could scream when it`s time for stools
As they ask us to focus on
Tailends biting in the soft folds
Oh man look at those bastards grow
And it`s painfully slow
Take a look at the lawn-man
Growing up the wrong way
Oh fuck wonder if you`ll ever know
We`re in the loo yelling "NO"
In this life of hairrrrrrrrrsssssszzzzz
It`s a sexy woman`a tortured brow
That licky means no hair no how
Now the fuckers have hit a vane
Causing oodles of fucking pain
See the hairs in their million hordes
From our labia to the anus doors
Now our fanny is out of bounds
To you men you fucking clowns
But the lips are so bloody sore
Cos we shaved it ten times or more
It`s about to be shaved again
As they ask us to focus on
Tailends biting in the soft folds
Oh man look at those bastards grow
And it`s painfully slow
Take a look at the lawn-man
Growing up the wrong way
Oh fuck wonder if you`ll ever know
We`re in the loo yelling "NO"
In this life of hairrrrrrrrrsssssszzzzz
get him to kiss it better for you
lick
you`ve inspired me to write a song just for you
to the tune of "Life on mars?" by Mr. Bowie
It`s a god awful sore affair
To us girls with the tiny hair
And our fanny is yelling "No"
But our hubby has said it must go
Yet the hair is nowhere to be seen
Now we walk with the shaving cream
To a seat in the nearest loo
Cos we`ve booked for a trim `n` clean
But the lips are now getting sore
Cos we`ve shaved it ten times or more
We could scream when it`s time for stools
As they ask us to focus on
Tailends biting in the soft folds
Oh man look at those bastards grow
And it`s painfully slow
Take a look at the lawn-man
Growing up the wrong way
Oh fuck wonder if you`ll ever know
We`re in the loo yelling "NO"
In this life of hairrrrrrrrrsssssszzzzz
It`s a sexy woman`a tortured brow
That licky means no hair no how
Now the fuckers have hit a vane
Causing oodles of fucking pain
See the hairs in their million hordes
From our labia to the anus doors
Now our fanny is out of bounds
To you men you fucking clowns
But the lips are so bloody sore
Cos we shaved it ten times or more
It`s about to be shaved again
As they ask us to focus on
Tailends biting in the soft folds
Oh man look at those bastards grow
And it`s painfully slow
Take a look at the lawn-man
Growing up the wrong way
Oh fuck wonder if you`ll ever know
We`re in the loo yelling "NO"
In this life of hairrrrrrrrrsssssszzzzz
get him to kiss it better for you
lick
hwoar: by the wayQuote by Clare_Lincs
Venus i sympathise,Mine are 2 and 5 and are both girls.
They are little angels alone but together they can be absolute nightmares:x :x
OOh i just cant wait till theyre teenagers
Believe us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enjoy them now
Teenagers are a nightmare for worry
Thank god they flown the nest (but we still worry)
Give us pre teens any day
Do ya want baby sitters we`re getting broody
xx
funny how we both know we do it in private
and flick (hence her name ha ha) will do it a lot during lovemaking
but i do agree that it is somehow brings a little shyness when doing it in front of each other at a distance.
Maybe it`s because we don`t know exactly what the other is thinking and feel on show.
If you both have a hand on each other and yourselves to start with (feeling each others hands playing is a turn on) then if you pull your hand away from your partner and they stop playing with themselves that may be a sign they are uncomfortable.
Once you`re over the shyness it`s very very horny.
and flick (hence her name ha ha) will do it a lot during lovemaking
but i do agree that it is somehow brings a little shyness when doing it in front of each other at a distance.
Maybe it`s because we don`t know exactly what the other is thinking and feel on show.
If you both have a hand on each other and yourselves to start with (feeling each others hands playing is a turn on) then if you pull your hand away from your partner and they stop playing with themselves that may be a sign they are uncomfortable.
Once you`re over the shyness it`s very very horny.
