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:) :) :) :) :) Many members of this Forum have expressed a wish for further training in order to help you deal with fellow cafe folk, peeps in the chatroom and miscellaneous gutter press trash....
I have selected the following courses with a view to improving various member's performances, both in your motivation, to be here but also in your abilities to deal with various peeps with whom you come into contact.
These courses may be booked with any Moderator or via Mark
Self improvement
SI 100 Creative Suffering
SI 101 Overcoming Peace of mind
SI 102 Ego Gratification through Violence
SI 103 Dealing with Post realisation depression
SI 104 Over coming self doubt through pretence and ostentation
SI 105 Whinge your way to alienation
SI 106 Feigning knowlegde- a career enhancemant stratergy
SI 107 Guilt without Sex
SI 108 Keeping facts out of your management structures
SI 109 Walking quickly and carrying a piece of paper
Home Economics
HE 100 Cultivating Viruses in the household fridge
HE 101 Sinus drainage in the modern marriage
HE 102 Basic Kitchen taxidermy
HE 103 1001 other uses for your vaccuum Cleaner
Crafts
C100 Bonsai your pet
C 101 Self actualisation through Macrame
C 102 Origami for Self defence ( full Black belt available)
C 103 Drawing genitalia in soft pastel shades
C 104 Needlecraft for Vaccinators
Fitness and health
FH 100 The joys of hypochrondria
FH 101 High fibre Sex/bio feedback and how to stop it
FH 102 Skate your way to regularity
FH 103 Tap dance your way to social ridicule
FH 104 Snap out of it/ pull yourself together
FH 105 Eating with Plastic spoons
the latter two organised by the Samaritans
Business and Career
BC 100 The under achievers guide to very small business opportunites
BC 101 How to profit from your body
BC 102 Tattooing your colleagues as an income supplement
BC 103 Credit purchasing with your kidney donor card
If anyone believes that they can offer similar equally enhancing courses please advise at your earliest convenience
Gmanxxxx
course co ordinator
I have selected the following courses with a view to improving various member's performances, both in your motivation, to be here but also in your abilities to deal with various peeps with whom you come into contact.
These courses may be booked with any Moderator or via Mark
Self improvement
SI 100 Creative Suffering
SI 101 Overcoming Peace of mind
SI 102 Ego Gratification through Violence
SI 103 Dealing with Post realisation depression
SI 104 Over coming self doubt through pretence and ostentation
SI 105 Whinge your way to alienation
SI 106 Feigning knowlegde- a career enhancemant stratergy
SI 107 Guilt without Sex
SI 108 Keeping facts out of your management structures
SI 109 Walking quickly and carrying a piece of paper
Home Economics
HE 100 Cultivating Viruses in the household fridge
HE 101 Sinus drainage in the modern marriage
HE 102 Basic Kitchen taxidermy
HE 103 1001 other uses for your vaccuum Cleaner
Crafts
C100 Bonsai your pet
C 101 Self actualisation through Macrame
C 102 Origami for Self defence ( full Black belt available)
C 103 Drawing genitalia in soft pastel shades
C 104 Needlecraft for Vaccinators
Fitness and health
FH 100 The joys of hypochrondria
FH 101 High fibre Sex/bio feedback and how to stop it
FH 102 Skate your way to regularity
FH 103 Tap dance your way to social ridicule
FH 104 Snap out of it/ pull yourself together
FH 105 Eating with Plastic spoons
the latter two organised by the Samaritans
Business and Career
BC 100 The under achievers guide to very small business opportunites
BC 101 How to profit from your body
BC 102 Tattooing your colleagues as an income supplement
BC 103 Credit purchasing with your kidney donor card
If anyone believes that they can offer similar equally enhancing courses please advise at your earliest convenience
Gmanxxxx
course co ordinator
I do not wish to hijack this , but it seems the most appropriate thread to pose a question...
I have just been to the chatroom... and dutifully printed the instructions to register, put in the Gmanxxx user name and my chosen password... and got straight in...as far as I know I have never registered...
am I going wrong or is all Ok...
ops etc let me know in PM if I have to do anything else..
Gmanxxx
I have just been to the chatroom... and dutifully printed the instructions to register, put in the Gmanxxx user name and my chosen password... and got straight in...as far as I know I have never registered...
am I going wrong or is all Ok...
ops etc let me know in PM if I have to do anything else..
Gmanxxx
Dammit Sappho, I am paying a grubby little man to tile out a bathroom and showeroom, when I would have willingly paid you even more.... and then just sat watching....mind you Will may not have approved...
I can do some stuff but when it is major I am caused to call in someone that can do it that much quicker....
Now in the garden I am as that other Shropshire person ( no longer with us) Percy Thrower
and in the kitchen I am a Floyd or Stein or Roux... I could go on...
Sappho... just a question re sewing etc....My partner is into buying expensive fabric , cutting it up and then sewing it back together.... American quilting.... does look gorgeous though.. do you do anything similar?
Gmanxxxx
I can do some stuff but when it is major I am caused to call in someone that can do it that much quicker....
Now in the garden I am as that other Shropshire person ( no longer with us) Percy Thrower
and in the kitchen I am a Floyd or Stein or Roux... I could go on...
Sappho... just a question re sewing etc....My partner is into buying expensive fabric , cutting it up and then sewing it back together.... American quilting.... does look gorgeous though.. do you do anything similar?
Gmanxxxx
PMs are great for conversation outwith either the cafe or chatroom... not everyone was MSN or equivalent, or if they do they are not yet ready to add me, and some peeps do not want to disclose their e mail addie...
but I agree wrong use is undesireable, but likewise all forms of remote communication.... Aren't delete buttons great!!!
Gmanxxx
but I agree wrong use is undesireable, but likewise all forms of remote communication.... Aren't delete buttons great!!!
Gmanxxx
guess I am fortunate in that this is a me only puter.... so no one else sees what pops up.... an d boy do I get some crap.... I have lost count of the number of inches I could add to my cock..... and develop the world's biggest and best breasts..... and all those women with home web cams..... for so much a minute....
MSN works for me, even sorted a webcam recently so far no probs.... but I do not broadcast the addie ....
occasionally when browsing the chatroom I am asked if I am M or F..... I would have thought GMAN somewhat gave it away.... maybe I should pretend to be of the distafff side.... but I usually ignore .... unless in the addie it says Jags or wilma or sappho etc etc.... in which case I need to reply....
hugz folks....
enjoy life
Gmanxxxx
MSN works for me, even sorted a webcam recently so far no probs.... but I do not broadcast the addie ....
occasionally when browsing the chatroom I am asked if I am M or F..... I would have thought GMAN somewhat gave it away.... maybe I should pretend to be of the distafff side.... but I usually ignore .... unless in the addie it says Jags or wilma or sappho etc etc.... in which case I need to reply....
hugz folks....
enjoy life
Gmanxxxx
OMG Artie.... you ferret loving swine....
so now you have both AIrbags and Jags join forces against me...
just when I was thinking what a wonderful woman Jags is.....following the thread re good feelings.... ( really had me in tears.... ok soft bugger I am....)
as for the Wigan wench..... she is well aware of my fear of her airbags....... man can only deal with so much.... and that much is far more than Helen Mirren ever boasted of..... she only does it to tease..... the hattie Jaques remark obviously did not go down welll
the fragrant Wigan filly is sweetness itselft,,,, and well worth a shakey hug.... but those airbags need deflating!!!!
Hugs
Gmanxxxx
so now you have both AIrbags and Jags join forces against me...
just when I was thinking what a wonderful woman Jags is.....following the thread re good feelings.... ( really had me in tears.... ok soft bugger I am....)
as for the Wigan wench..... she is well aware of my fear of her airbags....... man can only deal with so much.... and that much is far more than Helen Mirren ever boasted of..... she only does it to tease..... the hattie Jaques remark obviously did not go down welll
the fragrant Wigan filly is sweetness itselft,,,, and well worth a shakey hug.... but those airbags need deflating!!!!
Hugs
Gmanxxxx
it has to be said that some guys and prob gals are on here with intent without partner knowing.... others are here with partner knowledge, some are here as couples...some are here as couples but one or other does not want to play..
peeps here are a diverse lot....some have come as looking singles and found frienship....
I seriously wonder whether anyone has it all sorted.... cos we are all so different.... we all carry so much baggage. esp when you get to the age of so many peeps here...
all I look for is a degree of honesty and understanding from all.
Gmanxxxx
peeps here are a diverse lot....some have come as looking singles and found frienship....
I seriously wonder whether anyone has it all sorted.... cos we are all so different.... we all carry so much baggage. esp when you get to the age of so many peeps here...
all I look for is a degree of honesty and understanding from all.
Gmanxxxx
board games without electronics.... I still enjoy Scrabble, though we don't play strip scrabble anymore now that the kids also play!!!!
Risk... the worlds best board game
Monopoly where if you cannot pay the rent bodily favours/ promises may suffice
murder mystery dinner parties....
Gmanxxxx
Risk... the worlds best board game
Monopoly where if you cannot pay the rent bodily favours/ promises may suffice
murder mystery dinner parties....
Gmanxxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
When my daughter, when she discovered my vinyl LPs, wondered just how they went in the CD player..... I almost wet myself.... only a few years ago....
regards
Gman
My mum got the LP's out at Christmas for the carols, the kids had no idea what it was.
What about the phones when you had to put your finger in holes and drag it round to dial the number?
Dawn :silly:
I have a few genuine rotary phones that actually work. Guests at my house think they're way cool.
and I have cylinder record player, along with wax cylinders...
now you all think I am really V old
Gman
no not Greyman....
Sarge, told me I was approaching 1000, and that I really ought to have something special to talk about...
Well for me food is very special, especially when prepared in the context of a seductive meal for the one you love or the one with whom you wish to make love...
A romantic meal for two ( or however many suits you) just cannot be beaten.... I love to prepare a meal specially for my partner.... sometimes we just enjoy the meal... whereas othertimes....
What I really would love to know is, assuming some of you wonderful lot think along similar lines.... from what you write you certainly are a sophisticated lot, what would be your ideal seductive romantic meal...
This can be one that you would prepare for youself for your lover( potential lover), or it could be one that you would want a lover /partner to prepare for you...
I look fwd to what you say... and what you all enjoy.... I will of course post mine in due course...
So there you go Sarge.... It is special to me hope it is OK for you!!!
regards
Gmanxxx
Well for me food is very special, especially when prepared in the context of a seductive meal for the one you love or the one with whom you wish to make love...
A romantic meal for two ( or however many suits you) just cannot be beaten.... I love to prepare a meal specially for my partner.... sometimes we just enjoy the meal... whereas othertimes....
What I really would love to know is, assuming some of you wonderful lot think along similar lines.... from what you write you certainly are a sophisticated lot, what would be your ideal seductive romantic meal...
This can be one that you would prepare for youself for your lover( potential lover), or it could be one that you would want a lover /partner to prepare for you...
I look fwd to what you say... and what you all enjoy.... I will of course post mine in due course...
So there you go Sarge.... It is special to me hope it is OK for you!!!
regards
Gmanxxx
